G.B.F. FOREVER. A ten-minute dramedy by Asher Wyndham

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1 G.B.F. FOREVER A ten-minute dramedy by Asher Wyndham This script is for evaluation only. It may not be printed, photocopied or distributed digitally under any circumstances. Possession of this file does not grant the right to perform this play or any portion of it, or to use it for classroom study

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4 CAST OF CHARACTERS CARLY, 15. Doesn't wear socks. Her toenails are polished red. PAYTON, 15. Gay. Wears a snazzy vest. After school. TIME PLACE Carly's bedroom. All that really is needed is a table and two chairs. NOTE Carly's English translations of French words in parentheses are spoken. A slash / indicates when the next character speaks, creating overlapping speech. It's all right if the actors have trouble saying the French words. PRODUCTION HISTORY Produced by Fancy Pants Theater, Kalamazoo, Michigan, June 8-12, Part of the Second Ever Fancy Pants Gay-La.

5 G.B.F. Forever 5 (PAYTON and CARLY are studying French. Opened textbooks on the table. Backpacks on the floor.) PAYTON: Je suis Payton Clarkson. CARLY: Je suis Carly Theresa Victoria / Burke. PAYTON: You already told me about you. It's my turn. J'ai un bonne CARLY: Ami PAYTON: Ami? I want to write for my biography, J'ai un bonne famille. And... CARLY: Payton... PAYTON: Yes? CARLY: Have you ever thought about highlights? PAYTON: Highlights...? CARLY: Highlights in your cheveux? PAYTON: No... CARLY: Really?! PAYTON: I thought about growing my cheveux out so I'd have more volume. CARLY: You would look fantabulous formidable with highlights. PAYTON: Really? CARLY: Oui-oui! I could add highlights in my bathroom! PAYTON: We have to get this studying done. I can't fail another French test. If I don't pass French, my GPA is seriously going to suffer. CARLY: My mom owns Golden Chair Salon, the one on Reynolds Avenue and Main. She trained me last summer how Asher Wyndham This is a perusal copy only. Absolutely no printing, copying or performance permitted.

6 6 Asher Wyndham to cut hair and do all these hair styles. She even showed me how to do coloring and highlighting PAYTON: Thanks, Carly, but... CARLY: Relax! You're homosexuel, I'm straight, so it's not like I am going to flirt with you. But if you were straight, it'd be a whole different story... (She winks and playfully tickles Payton.) If you were straight, my parents would say No! to studying with you in my bedroom. C'mon! Makeover time! (Carly tries to pull Payton away from the table.) PAYTON: I don't think my mom would allow highlights. CARLY: Is she a homophobe? PAYTON:...What? A homophobe? No... CARLY: Just thought if she wouldn't like you with highlights she might be a homophobe. PAYTON: I don't understand how my mom hating highlights makes her a homophobe... CARLY: Well, the other gays PAYTON: "Other gays"...? CARLY: Like Stevie, Teddy, and Angel. They have highlights, sooo I thought... Forget it. No makeover. Maybe another time. PAYTON: Let's study animals! (Carly's face reads: Okayyyyyyyy.) CARLY: Horse is...chien. PAYTON: No! Chien is dog. Cheval is horse. Asher Wyndham This is a perusal copy only. Absolutely no printing, copying or performance permitted.

7 G.B.F. Forever 7 CARLY: We've studied for thirty minutes... / I am so bad at this... PAYTON: We've only studied for thirty minutes! longer. CARLY: Tell me about yourself! Please! PAYTON: In French? CARLY: No! In English. Are you out at home? PAYTON: Yeah. I came out like a year ago. A little CARLY: How did your parents react? Hugs and kisses or broken dishes on the floor? Love or hate? PAYTON: Love. My parents were totally cool. My Dad has no problem. He actually fixed me up on a date with his boss's son. It never worked out. He was cute. He has a six-pack! (Touching imaginary abs:) Un. Deux. Trois. Quatre. Cinq. Six. CARLY: Hottt. It's cool, very cool you're out and proud at home. You're so so lucky you didn't turn out like, you know. PAYTON: Dennis? My friend Dennis? CARLY: Yeah. It's sad that he killed himself because his parents didn't accept him for being gay. PAYTON:...Dennis was my best friend... CARLY: Ohhh I am sorry pardonnez-moi I didn't know I saw you hanging out together at school, but I didn't know he was your best friend. I didn't mean to upset you. He was nice. He...had nice yeux (eyes) and dimples. I liked him. He was brave when we dissected a bébé jambon (a fetal pig) together and measured the lower intestine. He kept me from puking up my chimichanga with his words of encouragement. PAYTON: Carly! Can we get back to French?! We haven't gone over months and days! Asher Wyndham This is a perusal copy only. Absolutely no printing, copying or performance permitted.

8 8 Asher Wyndham CARLY: Break time! (Carly closes both books and grabs two Capri-Suns. She drinks. He drinks while resuming studying on his own.) How often do you exfoliate? PAYTON: Exfoliate...? CARLY: Yeah! PAYTON: Uh, once or twice a week. Why do you want to know if I exfoliate? CARLY: It's nice to have a friend that exfoliates. What's your D.F.C.R.? PAYTON: D.F.C.R.? Never heard of CARLY: Really? D.F.C.R.: Daily Facial Cleaning Regimen. You should have one! PAYTON: Oh. Okay... CARLY: I'll Gmail you my D.F.C.R. and we can talk about it tomorrow in the cafeteria. PAYTON: Sure... (Carly places her feet on the table, wiggles her toes.) CARLY: Like my toes? The nail polish is called Luscious Red. PAYTON: Carly, why'd you ask me to study with you? I'm terrible at French! I have a C! And you have a C! Want to read the entire script? Order a perusal copy today! Asher Wyndham This is a perusal copy only. Absolutely no printing, copying or performance permitted.