The Crescent - February 16, 1927

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2 THE CRESCENT VOLUME XXXVIII QUAKER IVE WINS AST AMEROM REED Merlin Brown, Pacific's Center, Is High Point Man Before a small crowd Pacific defeated Reed College in one of the fastest games of the season to the tune of 33 to 14 on the local floor, riday night, ebruary 4. Merlin Brown, Quaker center, started the scoring for Pacific with two successive baskets. Sweet, local forward, followed Brown's.example, converting another two points for the Quakers. Reed also scored two baskets during this period, followed by another one from Pacific. The game was fast and clean throughout the period of play, the quarter ending 8 to 4 for P. C. Reed's hoopsters returned with a rush, striving to come up to Pacific's lead, but the local boys continued scor ing incessantly to the half, which showed an 18 to 12 edge on the visitors. Both teams came back strong in the last half, Reed substituting for many of her men in hope of taking home the honors, but the Quakers were unwilling to slacken their pace, scoring at leisure for the remainder of play. Cole, Quaker forward, had little [ chance to chalk up a personal score, being heavily guarded throughout the game. Although weakened by the abscence of Huntington, regular forward. Pacific was well represented by Cook, veteran basket ball man, who worked creditably as guard. Huntington, who had his leg wrenched in the Linfleld game, will be off the team for the rest of the season. Sandy Brown, right guard for Pacific, played a hard defensive position, getting a share of the spoils. Merlin Brown, center, starred for the local team with 16 points to his credit. The game was featured- by fast team work and few personal fouls. The line-up: Reed Pacific Reed (14) Pacific (33) Swett Cole Johnson Sweet Atkinson C M. Brown Shapiro Cook Blair S. Brown Substitutes: Reed Small, Peters, Malarkey. Officials: Referee, Armstrong; timekeeper R. Hester. NEWBER, OREON, EBRUARY 16, 1927 PRESIDENT SPEAKS ON CRESCENT IS HONORED IN INTERNATIONAL PEACE NATIONAL PRESS AWARDS President Pennington made a rather intensive speaking tour in Idaho over the first weekend of ebruary. After glancing at the following itinerary you will agree with President Pennington that his "stay'' in Idaho was more of a "go," especially when at least some of the time he was going over Idaho roads at the rate of 62 miles an hour, and that with a Quaker minister. riday night, ebruary 4, he spoke at Melba riends Saturday District C. E. convention and Valley Mound riends Sunday morning reenleaf riends Sunday afternoon At Star riends Sunday evening At Boise riends Monday Boise Ministerial Association; reenleaf Academy; banquet of Men's Club of irst Presbyterian church of Caldwell, and address at mass meeting following banquet. This made in all a total of ten addresses, which were mostly in the interests of international peace. COLLEE LEE CLUB IVES OPENIN CONCERT OVER KW The Pacific College men's glee club and quartets, under the direction of Professor Alexander Hull, gave their opening roncert from radio station KW at Portland on Saturday evening, ebruary 5. The program was as follows: landers Requiem La arge lee Club "Within the arden of My Heart"... Scott "Sweet Little Woman 'o Mine"...Bartlet College Quartet "I Will Lift Up Mine Eyes" Salter lee Club Homer Hester, Baritone Solo "Mosquitoes" Bliss "Big Brown Bear" Mamia Zucca lee Club Quartet "Thank od or a arden" Del Riege "The Burro" Burton lee Club The personnel of the glee club is: irst tenors Nordyke, atch, Schaad, Winters, Cook. Second tenors Crane, Kendall, Huntington, Newby, S. Brown,. Brown irst Bass H. Hester, R. Hester, H. (Continued on page four) ODE TO ABE LINCOLN The following poem was written by PROESSOR HULL ENTERTAINS a first-year Academy student in HisTREIAN LITERARY SOCIETY tory I. The Treflan Literary Society was Simple and humble, yet powerful, too, called to order in the dormitory parlois Alae Lincoln, this nation honors you on January 9. The new officers were And your Proclamation of Sixty-three, installed, Miss Rose Ellen Hale taking Which set our colored brothers free. the president's chair for the coming term. The program hour was devoted We honor thy memory, though thou wert to a talk by Professor Axexander Hull, who chose for his subject the various A noble statesman of humble birth; themes of the short story. Prof. Hull And we pray that this great land of the free spoke from personal experience in the field of short story, and the hour was In the future will rear more men like thee. not only enjoyable but profitable for everyone present. We are glad that armer or statesman, humble or grand, we can claim for our own a man of or the oppressed ones you did stand. Prof. Hull's ability and prestige. There's nothing too great or good for ollowing the program hour tea was thee. served, Miss Hale pouring, assisted by Abe Lincoln, we honor thy memory! Miss Ruth Holding.. Ella Biuce. The following article clipped from the Portland Telegram may be classed as another feather in Pacific's cap. Although hampered in athletics by her size, P. C. is able to compete with the largest schools in other lines, such as debate, oratory, and literary activities, ft is the sincere hope of the staff that The Crescent may be made as successful in 1927: Urbana, 111., eb. 10. The Quill, published by the Sigma Delta CV, yesterday announced a list of 270 college publications which have been awarded cer tificates of merit in the 1926 contest of the National College Press congress. Among the publications named in Oregon were: O. A. C. Barometer, Oregon Countryman, Corvallis; Emerald, Eugene; Crescent, Newberg; Reed College Quest, Portland; Willamette Collegian, Salem, Ore. ROBERT DANN, RADUATE WITH CLASS O '17, SPEAKS "Degrees do not indicate culture," asserted Robert Dann, graduate with the class of 1917, and now assistant manager of the Miles Linen company of Salem, in an address at the chapel hour Tuesday, ebruary 8. "To start with a proposition and to accept only those things which will prove that proposition is to keep one's eyes shut to all other facts," Mr. Dann stated. Cosmopolitan culture recognizes the existence of the rest of the world and that other peoples have some virtue. Cosmopolitan politics is international and not limited to one's own nation. Mr. Dann believes that had this view been prevalent at the time of President Wilson's agitation for America's entrance into the League of Nations, that world conditions would have assumed an entirely different form. We must be able to see all nations and not play politics, believes Mr. Dann. "Religion, too, should be cosmopolitan. Other races see things differently than we," Mr. Dann pointed out. "We can't find anything that will suit everyone. The main thing is to form a relationship between you and your od, recognizing the good in others, and hoping that they may be gracious enough to recognize good in you." In conclusion, Mr. Dann pointed out that but two courses remained for an individual or nation to be local in culture, national in politics, and an adherent of mass religion, or to be cosmopolitan in culture, international in politics, and individualistic in religion. ATHENA NICK-NACKS A meeting of the Athena Literary Society was called to order by the president on the afternoon of last Wednesday in the chapel. After the usual business had been transacted, there issued a very interesting program on the subject of the American Indian. Lucy Hollingsworth and Miss Binford gave interesting talks on the past, present and future of the Indian, followed by a sketch of Longfellow's Hiawatha in pantomime, featuring Miss Delia Hanville as the passionate Indian who falls in love with the arrowmaker's daughter, M/ss Beryl Hale. T. E. D. NUMBER 9 DR. WILRED RENELL LECTURESAT PACIIC Noted Surgeon Tells Story of Experiences in Labrador Dr. Wilfred T. renfell, famous Labrador physician and surgeon, presented an illustrated lecture on the subject, "Midst Ice and Snow in Labrador," as the fifth number on the lyeeum course this season in Wood-Mar Hall last Wednesday evening, ebruary 9. Newfoundland is one of England's oldest colonies. Most people have only a rather vague notion of the location of Newfoundland and its dependency, Labrador. Dr. renfell in the beginning of his lecture stated that the latitude of the island was practically the same as that of England and Scotland. The island is not barren or ice-covered tundras, as many suppose, but has an abundant stand of timber which gives rise to pulp and paper industries. ishing is the dominant industry of the colony, cod-liver oil being one of the most valuable products. Between fishing seasons the people engage in trapping, and as a result Labrador and Newfoundland are noted for their fur export^ "The cold northern climate was influential in the formation of a race of people noted for their strong character and robust physique," Dr. renfell declared. The inhabitants of this territory are descendants of English, Scotch, and Irish stock principally, though in the northern regions there are some Eskimoes and half-breed peoples. Dr. renfell, after studying medicine with a/1 view to practicing in London, was persuaded by Sir rancis Hopwood, Lord Southborough, to sail with the Royal National Mission to Deep Sea ishermen in Newfoundland. He had previously served with the mission in the North Sea and along the Icelandic and Norwegian coasts. ollowing this trip, Dr. renfell decided that duty called him to service on the Labrador, and has been engaged in work as physician and surgeon among the fishermen there continuously since that time. The work that Dr. renfell and his aides are engaged in is diversified and extensive. Hospitals, orphanages, schools, agricultural and industrial experiment stations, sailors' institutes, stores, etc. During the summer season while the waters are open, the International renfell Association maintains! several hospital boats which cruise about the less frequented islands, and during the winter season medical aid is carried by means of dog-trains. While Dr. renfell does not profess to be a missionary, his influence and teachings create a spiritual atmosphere which has done much for this region. Dr. renfell takes a very determined stand against the liquor traffic and gave illustrations of its demoralizing influence among the northern fishermen. Another practice, which is now disappearing, which was one of the principal causes for the poor economical status of the region, was the dishonesty and graft of the traders. Dr. renfell's influence has done much to alleviate the (Continued on page three)

3 has a splendid opportuthe CRESCENT nitypacific to grab the honors in basepublished Semi-Monthly during the college year by the Student Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon. W E N D E L L H. HUTCHENS Editor-in-chief Phone Blue 20 P H I L I P M. ATCH Associate Editor Phone Red 20 CONTRIBUTIN EDITORS Chapel Carl Crane Society Lolita Hinshaw T. M. C. A Walter Cook Y. W. C. A Rose Ellen Hale Sports Robert Holding eatures Therman Evans Jokes enevieve Badley MANAERIAL STA Business Manager Marion Winslow Circulation Manager Arthur Winters CRITIC Professor R. W. Lewis Entered as second-class mail matter at Postofflce at Newberg, Ore. Terms: $1.00 the Year in Single Copy 10c Advance ORET-ME-NOTS One? Yes several, a full fledged bouquet why stop at one? In the ceaseless surge of our busy college life we are often forgetful of the little things the things which, although small in themselves, help to complete a well organized student body. The first withering flower that needs attention is the old Agoretan club of the college. Was it worthless, or uninteresting? Did somebody fail to make it a go, or why have we heard so little of it? Such a valuable club or organization should not die without a fight, or at least an honest effort to survive enough is it worth it? Lest we forget that five dollar greenback flower that President Pennington is going to plant in somebody's hand. Just think of the many things that are available for five dollars things that you may have for a little honest effort, and a good snappy chapel talk. et a spade and start digging the crop will thrive. Perhaps the most fragrant little flower in this cluster is the student body treasury; which is sadly wanting nourishment. It will take more than an Oregon mist it needs a real downpour of one dollar rain drops. Every student should feel the responsibility of this task, and whether it appeals to your purse or your judgment that isn't the question this is your school, and it is your job to make it a go. Pep isn't the whole thing, it takes some good financial backing to equip a team and win games. ball this year, as good a chance as any other college in the conference, but it takes money to complete the task. The flowers are at your mercy will they flourish or will they die? When it rains, it pours! P. M.. CURIOSITY One of the most disheartening features of college life is the predominance of slothfulness, both among students and instructors. Whether we steep ourselves in the exhilaration of athletic contensts, or loll on the daisy covered lawns of social enjoyment, the most of us do, let us honestly confess it, go through college with a cowardly and debilitating disregard of true values. It is inspiring to see an occasional student whose mental mainspring has real snap and verve. He reads books that are not required. He interrupts class discussions or lectures with questions twice as interesting; and he actually hunts down an unfamiliar word or a foreign phrase in dictionaries. He has that blessed rareity curiosity. James Russell Lowell said of the New Englanders that the only things they were ever locked out of were the jails. Well, this diligent student with the curiosity bump will open some doors yet; watch him. R. W. L, Editor's Note. The following editorial appeared in The Crescent twenty-five years ago. Look it over and see how much we have advanced since then: "Desire for improvement is the foundation of success, and the working out of that desire is success. As ambitious students we have many ideal views. We wish to be punctual at chapel exercises, and we wish to hear a good example in this line, do we always have it? Are we always on time ourselves? Let us be sure we do not censure our superiors too severely until we are right ourselves. Then it is a joy to every wide-awake person to have the grounds about the building as well kept as possible. Are you doing all you can to promote this? A school cannot hope to be lively and up to date unless it can support an interesting literary society. ew seem to realize the benefits that can be derived from earnest work in one of these societies, and many of you are losing at least a part of the best training you can hope to get in college. Let us take a new hold and show that we are really earnest and industrious students striving to make the most of present opportunities."-^-the Crescent, April, SUMMARY O THE EDITOR'S JOB If we print jokes, people say that we are silly. If we don't print them, they say we are too serious. If we print original matter, they say we lack, variety. If we publish things from other papers, we are too lazy to write. If we stay on the job, we ought to be out hustling for news. If we are hustling for news, we are not attending to business in our own department. If we don't print all the contribution, the paper is full of junk. Like as not some fellow will say we swiped this. So we did. POETICAL QUOTATIONS PHILOSOPHY ive every man thy word, but few thy voice: Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment. Shakespeare's Hamlet. The pleasantest angling is fish Cut with her golden oars stream, And greedily devour the bait. Shakespeare's DR. J O H N S. R A N K I N Physician and Surgeon Office Phone Black 171 Residence Phone reen 171 Office over U. S. National Bank to see the the silver treacherous Much Ado SEL SERVICE STORE ENDICOTT-JOHNSON Shoes for All the amily By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should as an ass be treated. ay: ables. Be calm in arguing: because fierceness makes Error a fault, and truth a discourtesy. Herbert. To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside; Who fears to ask, doth teach to be denied. Herrick: No Bashfullness in Beggary. When one Is past, another care we have, Thus woe succeeds a woe, as wave a wave. Herrick: Sorrows Succeed. They serve od well, who serve His creatures. Mrs. Norten's 'Lady of L a araye." Conscience is harder than our enemies, Knows more, accuses with more nicety. eorge Eliot: Spanish ypsy. LOSTON'S BARBER SHOP HAIR CUTTIN Our Specialty NEWBER Best of Bread inest Cakes Pies like Mother used to Make IMPERIAL HOTEL AND RESTAURANT Death is delightful; death is dawn; The awakening from a weary night. O, what a tangled net we weave, When first we practice to deceive. One may smile, and smile, and be a villain. Shakespeare's Hamlet. BAKERY 404 irst Street Phone reen 24 Watches Clocks Expert Watch and Pen Repairing at. E. ROLLINS Society is now one polished horde, Jewelry Waterman Pens ormed of two mighty tribes, the bores and bored. \ Byron: Don Juan. I THE YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO. 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Straining his ears, he heard a trickle of Office Second loor Union Block water. This was too much. He trembled from head to foot as the horrid thought tortured him. He opened his mouth, but fear paralyzed his vocal cords. He struggled. At last he found his voice. DR. THOMAS W. HESTER "Jake," he called, "are you sure you Physician and Surgeon have your own tooth brush?" Office in Dixon Building Cats have nine lives, men only one; NEWBER -:OREON but a frog croaks every night. Crede's Market CITY MEAT MARKET THE HOME O OOD MEAT Delivery 9, 11, 2, and 4 o'clock. L. PARKER, Mgr. Phone Red irst St. E. C. BAIRD eneral Merchandise We appreciate your patronage Phone Red 37

4 The Toreador CHAPEL CHAT riday, eb. 4. Prof. Lewis spoke on the subject of "The Enjoyment of Poetry." Time was when primitive lithealth Note erature existed only in a form of poa recent article in a well etry. To really understand and enjoy poetry we must know what it is and known medical journal informs its identification with music. Magazine verse is usually very poor, much of It us that a new antiseptic has being experimental. The writing of been discovered that will effec- verse demands finer condensation, more and precise wording and greattively destroy the influenza ba- accurate er sitmulatlon of imagination. Poetry cillus. And yet we are still is itself a thing of od. confronted with the problem of Thursday, eb. 10. Rev. leiser spoke on analyzing of the times. Due catching the bacillus and making to shortness of the chapel period, his talk was necessarily limited in scope. him gargle. His thought was that today is a pe culiar age of freedom as viewed in lita recent scientific article states that erature, the pulpit, and the expression several billion bacteria can flourish on of Individual freedom in art and relia single dollar bill all of which proves gion. In freedom the so-called inferior races are no more being looked down the super-intelligence of bacteria. upon but are literally forcing other na tions to recognize them as equals. "There is no cents to this," remarked the bandit, as he examined the flooo Rev. Clarke of the ree Methodist bill. church spoke to the T. M. C. A. eb. 2, on "The Life That Is Worth Judging from the frequent trips of While." rom the text, "I will bless Dr. Hester to the dormitories, he must thee and make thee a blessing," Mr. be having considerable difficulty In fill- Clark brought out three important facts ing the college "coffers." in one's Christian experience. irst, (Editor's Note. Plums are the lowest we must come in touch wirti od and known forms of humor, and this is one see Him as He is; second, we must let of the puniest.) Him have His way with us that "the (Author's Note. We realize this, but good and perfect will of od" may have we feel certain that it will be fully ap- preeminance; and third, we are made preciated by your readers.) a blessing after He has blessed us. The»-. transforming power of the blessing and the One who blesses, makes one attracbeing too serious is very se- tive and eager to help someone who is rious. in need. Now is the time to be a blessing, for we are living today but once. Rev. Patton of Dundee M. E. church Old King Cole was a merry old soul spoke of his experiences in Alaska, giv"til he went on a hair-topic spree; He emerged second best in his boot with ing our " T " a bit of inside news of that northern country. It was quite the bowl, fitting as a prelude to the evening lecslow musk; by fiddlers three! ture by Dr. Wilfred renfell. We were glad to have Rev. Patton with us. Little Johnny, a city boy, visited his grandfather's farm for the first time, Prexy: "How many times have you and was an interested spectator at milking time. been up before me this year?" "Now you know where milk comes Jo Whitney: "I don't know. What from, don't you?" said grandfather. time do you get up?" "Sure," replied little Johnny, "you give her some breakfast food and water Have you any thumb tacks? and then drain her crankcase." No, but I have some finger nails. DR. WILRED RENELL LECTURES AT PACIIC (Continued from page one) suffering and to correct these conditions. An endowment system has been devised by which any person anywhere may become an aide in Dr. renfell's work on the Labrador. The organization of and the sale of membership in the International renfell Association has been the means by which all may aid in this service to the northern fishermen. President and Mrs. Levi Pennington were host and hostess at a reception held at their home for Dr. renfell, following his lecture, Wednesday evening. This gave opportunity for many to meet Dr. renfell personally, who otherwise would not have had the privelege. The Quaker hoopsters handed Albany a 54 to 25 victory riday night, ebruary 11, at Albany. Pacific's mascot, a yellow hat much besmeared with ink and initials, did not avail as victorously against Albany as it did on Reed. However, the local boys showed lots of fight against their more experienced rivals. The Quaker five had little trouble in working the ball down the floor when in their possession, but they were not able to find Albany's goal consistently. Albany had the upper hand with offensive playing, which gave them the long end of the score. The gameness and fight of the local boys was prevalent throughout the tilt, and was not slackened until the final gong. The line-up: Albany Pacific Cox Cole Campbell Sweet Wilfert C M. Brown Christie S. Brown Huston Cook Substitutes: Albany Cockran, Kauppel, Stewart, Irwell, Bankart. Pacific Hester. Officials: Referee Swan; timekeeper Coleman. Critic: "Why do writers always say, 'A blush crept across the girl's face'?" Author: "Well, if it ran it would sure What's become of the hourglass of kick up an awful dust" "That's enough out of you," said the yesterday? milkmaid as she moved on to the next one. It's been replaced by the dumbells of today. Tragedy I felt the beating of her heart, So close was her's to mine; We could not wrench ourselves apart; Her presence was like wine. But still the girl I couldn't win, So near, and yet so far o r that's the way with strangers in A crowded trolley car. A ripple of laughter is worth an ocean of tears. Wonder why the Mediterranean is so blue? 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5 ABOUT THE CAMPUS SOUP! There are three big classes of food that we eat. These are fruits, vegetables, and meats. To be edible these are prepared in various styles. Two ways in which food is prepared are cooked and uncooked. In cooking, several methods are used. Of these methods are frying, baking, broiling, roasting, stewing, and making soup. All of this brings me to my subject: Isn't it strange that one course of a whole meal should result in so many domestic upheavals? Yet, after spending for years, one afternoon, in exhaustive research, I found, much to my surprise, that soup has wrecked nine out of ten ships of matrimony. But such is the case of so many things in our lives the little things are sometimes the most important. COLLEE LEE CLUB IVES OPENIN CONCERT OVER K W rishie, giving Latin declension: Hie, hare, hoc, Huins, huins, huins, Honk, honk, honk. When asked how he liked the new (Continued from page one) bed, Hutch responded, "ine, I'm sleeping double time went back to bed afsmith, Crozer, Morrill, Cole, Silver, ter breakfast this morning. Hutchens. COOLEY'S DRU STORE Miss ladys Hadley was called to Second bass Holding, Crabtree, Mcher home in Portland Saturday mornclean, I. Jones. W. Jones. Try Our ing on account of the illness of her The college quartet consists of Philip ountain Lunches father. She returned Tuesday mornatch, Carl Crane, Wendell Hutchens, ing. II. A. COOLEY, Proprietor and Robert Holding. The glee club quartet is composed of Through the columns of The CresHomer Nordyke, Stanley Kendall, Hocent the dormitory people wish to thank mer Hester, and Mr. Hull. all those who so kindly extended to Mrs. Eva Hummer Hull was accomthem invitations to listen in on the panist for the Concert. lee Club concert Saturday evening. The glee club and quartet are planwe wonder about the handsome ning on giving a concert at the college young man whose picture Margaret in the near future. Plans, however, Jackson keeps on the back of her chair CLEANER & DYER have not been completed as yet. They for inspiration? ess up, Peg. One particular case I find recorded also expect to make a concert tour in Mrs. Emma Hodgln narrowly escaped in my notes, is that of Mary and her the spring. serious injury Saturday evening when spouse, John. They were to visit the she was knocked down by a car a t the Joneses one evening and Mary admonintersection of River and Hancock ished John to be careful during the OR THE EASIEST SHAVE streets. MrB. Hodgin, in the company soup course to keep in tune with the ELLIOTT'S TIRE SHOP and Most Up-to-Date of Miss Eva Miles and Miss Leona Wat- rest. But poor John had no ear for Hair Cut go to land, were on their way to the radio music. One time when Mrs. Jones was concert and had stepped from the curb- coming in with a soprano solo, John Vulcanizing & Tire Repairing JAMES McUIRE ing at the intersection when the car, slipped and brought in several spoonbicycle SUPPLIES which they had supposed was going on fuls of bass obligato and so upset Mrs. OPPOSITE T H E POST OICE up River, suddenly turned, knocking Jones that she choked on a high pea. her down. More serious injury was Another time John was a few carrots probably avoided because the car was behind when everyone else was finished. Watches Jewelry Clocks being driven at a slow speed. Mrs. It was so humiliating to Mary that Hodgin was taken to her home, where she sued for divorce the following day. E.. REID medical attention disclosed the injury Another case that is very interesting to be a badly wrenched knee, which is one of a professional operatic star Watch and Clock Repairing will probably keep her confined to her who found, upon his return from a two Newberg raphic Conklin Pens and Pencils bed for a short time. years' engagement in Europe, that his 402 irst Strett Newberg, Ore. Here's to the hat that helped beat wife had taught the children to gargle Reed. Ila was the loser but P. C. the their soup to the tune of "Red Hot Mamma." Jazz being very distasteful winner. Miss Helen Baird, a student at Wil- to him, he immediately filed suit for STAE DEPOT lamette University, was a guest at Tref- divorce. Since the advent of radio in the ian Literary Society Wednesday afterwe serve Coffee, Pie, Sandwiches, Milk Shakes, Hot Malt homes, many complaints have been pubnoon. and Candies lished in the advice columns of the Mrs. M. C. Hinshaw, who has been newspapers of the unbearable discords Phone Black 163 BOB WALKER, Prop. visiting in California, spent the week the husbands make while trying to yo/ end with her daughter, Lolita, a t Kan- del their soup in accompaniment to the V y(on Hall. Mrs. Hinshaw was enrouto dinner concerts broadcast by the radio to her home in Caldwell, Idaho. stations. IRST NATIONAL BANK Miss enerva Street, who has recentin Interviewing a famous chef, I askly recovered from a major operation, is d him what the public's favorite soup ' Newberg, Oregon now confined to her bed with a severe was, "Vegetable soup, without a doubt," ' attack of pneumonia. She is under the he answered. This is probably because Keep Your Reserve unds With Us care of a special nurse. vegetable soup permits a larger variety The flu is no respector of persons, of sounds. Unlike consomme, which Interest Paid on Savings Accounts it assails students and faculty members sounds like a long drawn out sigh with alike. The last week has seen a great short pauses between spoonfuls, it is decrease in the student body, and we punctuated by carrots, peas, potatoes, have also noted several vacancies in and anything else the enterprising cook DENTISTRY the faculty row. College students have can find to add to it. It is hard to been doing substitute work during the give a rendition of the sound made X-Ray Diagnosis while eating vegetable soup, but it absence of Academy teachers. sounds somewhat like the water runmary HAD A LITTLE (a la Boston) ning from a wash basin when the soap OVER U. S. BANK AS ADMINISTERED gets to circling around the outlet. Mary possessed a diminutive sheep, The scientific world has done much Whose external covering was as devoid of color as that congealed, aqueous to make life more enjoyable by elimfluid which occasionally presents an inating so many noises that offend the unsurmountable barrier to railroad ear. W h y not turn attention soupward and invent a static eliminator for a travel in the Sierras; soup spoon? Emel B. Pearson in "The Everywhere that Mary peregrinated, Phone reen 113 The juvenile southdown would get right Lens," Washington High School, Portland. up and follow her. DAILY DEVELOPIN KODAK SERVICE He followed her to an alphabetical dispensary, A PLACE TO O Which was in contravention to established usages. You will always find a hearty welit made the scholarly youngsters emit UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK spasmodic sounds and indulge in play- come at the Parker Hardware Co. fulness, Capital, Surplus and Profits $135,000 To see a redolescent mutton at an edifice devoted to the dissemination of Accounts of students, faculty and friends of Pacific College invited knowledge. INTEREST PAID ON SAVINS ESTABLISHED 1889 The instructor ejected him from the temple of scholastic endeavor. But he roamed about in the Immediate A Service Store for Students vicinity, WALLACE & SON Till Mary again became visible. Rygg, the Tailor ine Printing Ralph W. Van Valin raham's Drug Store The air Store Taken from the back of an old Latin book Lives of students all remind us, We can ride a pony lean, And departing leave behind us ootsteps few and far between. ootsteps that perhaps another, Slowly walking by our side, Some forlorn or homesick brother, Seeing, may catch on and ride. Miller Mercantile Company DR. I. R. ROOT DENTIST Office phone Black 243 Residence phone 22X Office Qver irst National Bank "ood oods" Are already sending their buyers to New York and other eastern markets., or spring you can be assured of the latest and best at prices you can afford to pay. We can fit you from head to feet.