Ten Teases. Learn How to Build Attraction Using Teasing

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1 RICHARD LA RUINA Ten Teases Learn How to Build Attraction Using Teasing Show her you are a risk-taker. You aren t playing it safe, and this means that you are not too attached. A big element of attraction is the lack of attachment. You acting like you are willing to lose her is what makes her work for you. My 10 Best Situational Teases Well done man, you have in front of you some truly badass shit. I ve gone out and approached thousands of women, and by women I usually mean young, beautiful, and very hard-to-get women. At?irst I didn t get anywhere, but over time I became quite devastating. But how does my bragging help you? Well, now it s time for me to turn over my secrets. In this guide, you are going to?ind out once and for all how to Tease her all the way to the bedroom. There is no $297 product for you to buy at the end of this, and you can feel free to send it to your friends (if you don t view them as competition, that is). Let s get right down to it. Make her laugh. Teases are supposed to be funny. Humor is tough, teasing isn t. Make her laugh, she feels good, she enjoys being in your company. Easy. Spike her emotions Along with the laugh, there is also the little jab. A little bit of playful banter and con?lict. Making her feel different emotions is essential. Connect Who normally teases this super beautiful girl? Her best friends and her boyfriends. Bam! Just like that you are in the elite inner circle - you made it. Congrats. 1

2 Why Teasing Gets You Laid Just like in most cases, it really helps to understand things from the perspective of your dream girl, so why not right now try to imagine what kind of dumb shit she has coming her way: Compliments on obvious stuff. Offers of dinners and drinks and even trips. Boring conversations about what she does. Hearing me too a lot. Being asked loads of the usual questions. Most guys play it safe, most guys are predictable. Start off in the usual way, then drop in a tease. Boom! You just stood our from every other guy -Richard La Ruina When and who to tease You shouldn t tease every girl in every situation. Think of it like the bomb that you can use in a computer game to clear the screen. You don t use it on any old enemy, you save it for the big boss. Well, it s similar with teasing. The girl who already likes you? Don t need to tease. The virgin who is super innocent and just looking for love? Don t need to tease. The super model that every guy is after PERFECT. The harder the girl, the more you MUST tease. It goes from something optional to something essential. So yeah, save it and use it on those end of level boss girls. FRAMING THE TEASE SHE IS USELESS You meet the perfect girl super smart, super beautiful, super interesting. The tease will turn her into a: Pervert. Promiscuous party girl. Dumbass. Messy person, with bad hygiene and manners. Girl from the countryside. You get the point, but *BIG WARNING* do not tease girls on things that they might be sensitive about. The fat girl should not be teased about being fat. The girl who got?ired shouldn t be teased about being penniless and a failure. Be kind. Tease girls on the opposites tall girl is too short, goody-goody is shoplifter by trade, genius girl is struggling to get through Harry Potter. The opposite of a strength is funny because it is obviously not true. 2

3 The Ten Teases If you have taken everything on board so far, then you can probably come up with your own teases, but here are the promised ten to help you on your way: ONE Setup: You are talking about movies. She recently watched a movie that isn t too smart. Like what? Fast and Furious, any of the 20 Marvel movies out this year, definitely any Adam Sandler movie. You ask her with a serious face: Did you understand it? Her: Yes of course, You: No, no, I don t think you did, you see The Avengers were chilling and then this bad guy came from another planet, he was more powerful, but they found this secret weapon, used it, and saved the day so do you understand now? By the end you are breaking into a smile and she is too. TWO Setup: If she says her job is something smart like a lawyer, you say, Come on now, you don t need to lie to impress me, what do you really do? Her: No really I m a lawyer. You: Look, it s cool if you work in McDonalds, you seem really sweet, I am sure you ll make Assistant Manager soon enough (pat shoulder). You must be laughing. She might show you her business card, you say it s fake from the card printer machine in the mall. Keep it playful and smile! THREE Setup: Her phone buzzes or lights up. You: Is that Tinder or Bumble? Come on don t be shy, who s the lucky guy? This can repeat every time her phone has any activity give a wink and a knowing look. She laughs, hits you on the arm. If she shows you that she is texting Sarah or Mom then accuse her of changing the names of all the men in her phone just to prepare for this exact moment with you. She can t win, it s great. 3

4 FOUR You: What s happening in Keeping up with the Kardashians? Her: I don t watch it You: No come on, I mean it s not my thing, but it s only fair if we spend some time talking about stuff you are into too You don t have to pretend to be interested in smart stuff, what s going on with Kasey these days? Her: Kasey isn t a Kardashian! You: Haha, okay sorry I defer to the expert, tell me more FIVE Setup: Get her to say absolutely anything about her exes. Maybe ask if she is friends with her exes, she says yes, you say: What all of them? to insinuate that there are shitloads of them. Her: There weren t that many! You: Okay I am just joking, I m sure we are not talking quadruple digits at least. Finally say that you know she is a good girl and you are only teasing, then one last tease, But seriously, how many guys in this bar have you dated? and before she has time to answer What s that guy s name? SIX When there are weird drunk guys around, tell her you found a man for her. Pretend to leave her with him or slowly push her towards him, or take her arm and move it towards his ass as if you are trying to make her grab it. SEVEN If you are on the dancefloor, take her belt hooks and make her move from side to side in a stupid way, tell her she is the worst dancer, possibly of all time. Then move behind her, not to grind her, instead take her arms at the wrists and move them Saturday Night Fever style and do other silly dance moves. 4

5 EIGHT Walking down the road with her, put your arm around her and bend her arm at the elbow so that it jerks up like a wave. Time it when some guy walks by then tell her not to flirt with other men when she is with you. Playfully of course. NINE Tell stories and make them more and more ridiculous until she finally realizes it s bullshit. E.g., you are about to introduce her to your friends. Tell her one is minor royalty from Austria, he is very humble but she should still curtsy. Be dead serious and show her how. Tell her your other friend is wonderful except that he sometimes just flips and starts smashing things, so she shouldn t make eye contact with him or mention rhubarb, pogo sticks, or Eskimos because those are his trigger words. As the ridiculousness increases she will figure out that it s a joke. Then you tease her for being gullible. TEN If your zipper is undone slightly, point at it with a shocked expression, This was your work!! But how did you manage without me noticing! You are a baaaaad girl! If your zipper is rarely unzipped, then you can even unzip it slightly just to do this. BONUS TEASE Keep your phone by your crotch and turn it on so it lights up for a second, she looks down, Oh no, hang on a second, you can t just look at me like that, we just met, that s pretty perverted to be honest! Writing these, I just realized I could come up with 500 more. That s not only because I am a seduction genius though ;-) It s also through practice and having the framework etched in my mind! Go out and start using these 10 5

6 and you ll then start to surprise yourself with the cool teases that you come up with. What Response Are You Looking For? Oh, before I go, how do you know if it s working? Well she should smile, look shocked with a kind of I can t believe you just said that! face and maybe hit you on the shoulder. Then you know you are on to a winner. Remember to Keep Balance Just be careful not to go too far, it s so fun to tease that you might just turn into a guy that is plain mean. Keep it balanced by adding other elements into your behaviour. Be a gentleman, connect with her when she is talking about serious things. If you for example tease her mercilessly but then give her a genuine compliment and say it sincerely, it s worth so much more than if you had been the usual boring agreeable guy until that point. The End Thanks for reading guys, let me know what you think by mailing me at info@puatraining.com, and as always, best of luck out there Your Friendly Neighborhood Seduction Guru, Richard La Ruina More: Free book: Facebook: 6

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