Sarah looks outside the window to see Laurien driving her car rather recklessly and parking diagonally. Laurien jumps out of her car and runs inside

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1 FOR THE GIRLS- Hello? Int. Chipotle looks outside the window to see Laurien driving her car rather recklessly and parking diagonally Laurien jumps out of her car and runs inside Chipotle employee Ah cmon! You cant park like that! How- Laurien ignores him and looks franticly for, finds her, and sits next to her looks deeply surprised Look at what I found What- She shoves the book into 's arms SarAH LauRIEN It's a novel! Or a diary! Or something, it cant seem to decide sometimes. OK, seriously slow down, I'm so confused.

2 OK, so I was out jogging yeah? Yeah Laurien And I was going by that neighborhood by the Market Plaza yeah? Yeah And then I saw it Slight beat (shows book) This? That SaRAH You just found this thing on the street, picked it up and had some sort existential breakthrough? Well, I mean, I read it too Right Flips through the pages and examines the book

3 SaRAH (CONT'D) What does "un amor verdadero" mean? Oh I have no idea, I think it's Spanish because the book has a lot of... like... I dunno Spanish stuff Isn't Arthur Gaimen that one kid whose in your SPRINT class who used to write those weird horror stories on pieces of bathroom paper towel? Yes, he still does that So he wrote this? LAURIEN Well I found it in front of his house and it says BY GAIMEN so... yeah. ANYWAY you have to read it, like now. Laurien... I... eh... can't I have to finish the article thing for the paper by tomorrow. I don't have time. LAURIEN THAT'S why I want you to read this FOR THE GUYS- INT. MJR WATERFORD CINEMA 16 - MAIN LOBBY Nikolai and Alex rush in while Arthur lags behind Nikolai runs up to the counter Hi, we would like 3 tickets to whatever is playing now at this minute.

4 And popcorn We don't sell popcorn at this part This infuriates Alex, who knocks something over (CONT D) What movie? The movie playing at- Checks his watch (CONT D) 3:13 Is it Harry Potter? No I want to go home (hands them tickets) Enjoy your movie You too INT. MJR WATERFORD CINEMA 16 - MOVIE THEATER CUT TO: Alex, Nikolai and Arthur are sitting in the theater watching a movie Alex is talking to Arthur See I think what your problem was with her is that you were too weak. You didn't maintain control over your woman and she got control over you. She became the alpha male. I really don't think that's what happened OK now your in a stage of grief it s obvious How does The Green Hornet not just die like all the time, I mean Seth Rogan isn't exactly a hard target Don't worry Arthur life is going to get better for you AUDIENCE MEMBER SHH! Shut up, See what you need is just a little time off of life and just mellow out

5 AUDIENCE MEMBER Seriously shut up! YOU MIND YOUR OWN OR I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU TO SLEEP!! The Audience Member leaves angrily Slight beat (CONT D) OK now I'm all flustered, someone had me a towel Eff it, lets go bowling IF WE LIKE YOU- INT. WEST BLOOMFIELD HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY Arthur is chasing!!!!!! SARRRGHHHHGAGAGH!! MMUUAARRGHGHGHGHDSK Arthur catches up to her and grabs her backpack and tries to stop her from running, they struggle for a bit, lets out a tiny scream, a girl scream, a little baby girl scream, she is a weak woman, ha-ha I'm so tired (CONT D) Wacha do!!? Go thru my trash and steal my work!? How dare you! I didn't steal anything! Let me go!! LET ME GO OR ILL BLOW MY WHISTLE!! (still struggling with her for no particular reason) (MORE) I DARE YOU!! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!! (CONT'D) GIMMI IT! YOU HAVE IT!! Arthur starts throwing the contents of s backpack around on the floor (CONT D) WHERE IS IT!!!!