~ A Ron and Bob Story ~ Book 2. Stink Bombs. R. Fulleman. LorRonCo

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1 ~ A Ron and Bob Story ~ Book 2 Stink Bombs R. Fulleman LorRonCo

2 Stink Bombs Published by LorRonCo Los Angeles No part of this publication may be reproduced, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the publisher. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Copyright 2013 by R. Fulleman All rights reserved. Educators and librarians, for a variety of teaching tools, visit us at (Ron and Bob Stories: bk. 2) Summary: Teachers, staff, and students get more than their fair share of April Fools Day pranks. ISBN: :

3 DEDICATION To my loving wife and children, thank you for your unending support and inspiration.

4 Also by R. Fulleman Limo for Two? - The Tattoo

5 CONTENTS 1 Get ready to laugh 1 2 Talking over things to come 9 3 April Fools Day pranks 15 4 Pranks start in the library 23 5 Something stinks 29 6 Got you! 39 7 Ice cream truck troubles 49 8 Anything to make money 55 9 A new plan of attack A change of heart 69

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7 Chapter 1 Get ready to laugh What pranks are you going to play? asked one boy. I don t know yet, answered his friend. I have to come up with something cool. I want everyone at this school to remember it for a long time.

8 Why not stack up the trash cans in the quad area? the friend asked. No. That would stink. Stink! Hey, that gives me an idea, he said. The boys walked into their classroom laughing to themselves. It was half way through the 2 nd semester at Bell Jr. High School. It was the last day of March. The weather was really nice. Some kids were thinking about spring break. Some kids at school were thinking about summer vacation. In a few

9 months it would be summer. Some kids were even thinking about High School. Mr. Perez was worried. He knew some kids would be thinking about the pranks they would do. Mr. Perez had to think about all kinds of things. He is the principal at Bell Jr. High. Mrs. Jones came up and said hello to Mr. Perez. She works in the school office. Do you know what day tomorrow is? he asked Mrs. Jones. Yes, Mr. Perez, April 1 st, she

10 said to him. April Fools day, he said to her. Oh, that s right. I forgot, she said. Yes. All the teachers are on guard. They are all watching for pranks. I don t know who the kids like to play pranks on the most. Some kids play pranks on their friends. Some kids play pranks on kids they don t like. Some kids play pranks on their teachers, he told her.

11 Excuse me, Mr. Perez, Bob said. What s April Fools day? Bob is a boy who works in the office. He is a twin. Bob looks just like his brother. The boys friends get them mixed up all the time. Bob s brother s name is Ron. A lot of kids at Bell Jr. High know the boys because they re twins. April Fools day is when some people play pranks on other people, Mr. Perez said. A prank is a kind of joke. Some pranks can be funny. Some pranks make fun of other kids.

12 Nice pranks are okay. They don t hurt anyone. The bad thing is that some kids play bad pranks. Bad pranks can hurt people. Bad pranks are only funny to the person who played the prank. Bob was a little sorry he asked. He did not want Mr. Perez to think he might play pranks on teachers. I wouldn t play a prank on teachers, Bob said. My mom would kill me! I will keep an eye on you, the principal joked. We don t want

13 you in trouble with your mom. Then he laughed a little. Mr. Perez knows Bob well enough to joke with him. He sees Bob in the office everyday. Now, asked Mrs. Jones, who is playing the pranks? All three of them laughed.