[PDF] Critical Failures II: Fail Harder: Caverns And Creatures Book 2

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1 [PDF] Critical Failures II: Fail Harder: Caverns And Creatures Book 2

2 Finding themselves permanently stuck in this strange new world, the gang tries to make the best of it by finding the nearest tavern and getting shitfaced. The plan goes just fine until they lose Katherine and Chaz. They soon discover that they aren't the first players Mordred has sent to this world. Audible Audio Edition Listening Length: 6 hoursâ andâ 35 minutes Program Type: Audiobook Version: Unabridged Publisher: Robert Bevan Audible.com Release Date: August 25, 2015 Whispersync for Voice: Ready Language: English ASIN: B014I5QH0E Best Sellers Rank: #15 inâ Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Comedy #21 inâ Books > Audible Audiobooks > Arts & Entertainment > Performing Arts #74 inâ Books > Arts & Photography > Performing Arts My first foray into this world that Robert Bevan has created was a free copy of Creep on the Borderlands. I snagged it up, because it was free, it appealed to some of my likes, such as fantasy gaming and the preview read like one of my own games complete with fecal matter being strewn about. I read it, I enjoyed it.then Critical Failures was free. Ok. Why not? Read the start of the tale. Oh, I get it, they are players drawn into this fantasy world by an evil GM. It read surprisingly well and I enjoyed it as well.then, as timing would have it, as soon as I finish the novel, boom, the sequel drops. This, my friends, I paid cash money for and it was worth every dime. The story sucked me right back in and now I'm invested in these bastards. As luck would have it, there is a third book on the way, I will for sure pay money for that. That's the best thing I can say, free it's awesome, paying for it is priceless as you know you just gave some money to a guy to write about shit and snot and you are enjoying it. Well done Mr. Bevan, hurry up and write that shit because I need to know what happens next.

3 Absolutely hilarious fantasy. If you like fantasy and dirty humor then this book + all of Robert's other books & stories are for you. I read through CF1, all the short stories, and CR2 in 2 days. The characters are great...they sadly remind me of myself and some of my friends. I hope Robert keeps the books and short stories coming because I definitely want to read more.thanks-joel Critical Failures II (Caverns and Creatures)Critical failures continues the offbeat adventures of a group of friends thrown into a role playing world and trying to make their way back. In this follow up to the first book by Robert Bevan he keeps the humor rolling right along and throws in a twist as the characters meet some fellow real world folks also trapped in the RPG universe whose methods and goals are slightly different than theirs. Do yourself a favor and get all his short stories too...they do not fail to entertain. I was careful not to try and drink anything while reading this because I knew, having read his other stories, that I would be spitting up frequently due to laughter! Can't wait for more!michael Ornelles Until a guy named Terry Pratchett came along, the phrase "comic fantasy" was something of an oxymoron. Sure, it's been attempted by authors like Piers Anthony and Craig Shaw Gardener, but the actual result has pretty much been the literary equivalent of AIDS multiplied by the Holocaust. It's been BAD, folks.i'm glad to say today that another author can make those words something other than a sad joke. As a matter of fact, Critical Failures II is packed with great jokes, with gags ranging from clever wordplay and gaming geek humor, to actually making me gag imagining the misery of being an incontinent half-orc. Here's hoping this mixture of high-and lowbrow humor fused with solid story structure becomes known as "the Robert Bevan style".if you ever wondered what Dungeons and Dragons would look like after a trip to South Park, wonder no more. If you just like a good yarn well told and with actual character development, it is also worth a look.provided, of course, you can deal with incontinent half-orcs. I was ecstatic to see Book 2 was released. Excellent addition.it took some turns and direction I wasn't quite expected and as I just finished it, I have to add, "Robert Bevan, I shake my fist in frustration that I have to now wait for another book!"dave, Cooper, Julian and Tim are back together and are finding out more about their place in the land of Caverns and Creatures they are in. As hinted in the previous book, they were not the first sent there, and so it's interesting to see what kinds of people are there and why and how they've responded to being in such a place. It's laughable as the characters constantly get themselves into scenarios that only they can and then

4 get themselves out of those situations (well, most of the time). I don't want to say too much as I don't want to ruin the hilarity. There are few books I have ever laughed out loud at as much as I do with these books. I keep expecting people to ask me, "What are you laughing at?" as I read.i got the first book in this series and read it. I was apprehensive at first, but as the book went on, I was enthralled.once I was done, I looked for more. Robert released short stories and I bought those and devoured those, too.i checked and Book II was released! Awesome!Go to this author's page and click on the right where it says "Update me whenever Robert Bevan releases something new" (not verbatim). Because the moment Book 3 is released, I want to know that second, because I enjoy the series so much. Another great book by Robert.I found myself reading 'over' the jokes and swear words because the story was drawing me in even further than the first. I was hoping this was going to happen and it did. We see more character development, more relationship building, and well, I'm almost making it sound boring when it wasn't. It was just plain awesome.i felt we lost the obvious 'antagonist' but the conflict was still high so I didn't miss that too much. There may have been more opportunity with the Four Horseman but I loved the Millard scenes. Some serious ethical issues were just blown off. Great. Get sick of reading about the pros and cons. Cooper is quickly becoming a favourite but all the characters are great.i'm undecided about the whole 'horse' idea but since another character doesn't like it either, it's all okay â again, clever writing. It works so don't change it.i'd like to see a bit more Chaz development. I think he actually adds a different dimension to the story. But book 3 has been written so I'll have to wait to see if there is more on him. I have already bought it...again, another great ending and again, poor Tim. Critical Failures II: Fail Harder: Caverns and Creatures Book 2 Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1 Critical Failures III: Caverns and Creatures, Book 3 Fail, Fail Again, Fail Better: Wise Advice for Leaning into the Unknown 2d6 (Caverns and Creatures) D6: Caverns and Creatures The Performance Paleo Cookbook: Recipes for Training Harder, Getting Stronger and Gaining the Competitive Edge The Warrior Diet: Switch on Your Biological Powerhouse for High Energy, Explosive Strength, and a Leaner, Harder Body Make Her Scream: Last Longer, Come Harder, and Be the Best She's Ever Had Please Stop Helping Us: How Liberals Make It Harder for Blacks to Succeed World Encyclopedia of Dinosaurs & Prehistoric Creatures: The Ultimate Visual Reference To 1000 Dinosaurs And Prehistoric Creatures Of Land, Air And Sea From The Triassic, Jurassic And Cretaceous Eras Urban Squares as Places, Links and Displays: Successes and

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