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2 Emmy Award-winning actor Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle) follows in the exasperated footsteps of Samuel L. Jackson, giving voice to the long-suffering father whose indifferent child will just not eat in this hilarious follow-up to Adam Mansbach's international best seller, Go the F--k to Sleep.Mansbach's long-awaited sequel is about that other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to F--king Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads (new, old, grand-, and expectant) a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.anchored by a hilarious performance from Cranston, You Have to F--king Eat is the perfect blend of talented voice actor and subversive fun that expertly captures Mansbach's trademark humor. Due to its explicit language, you probably shouldn't play this one for your kids. Audible Audio Edition Listening Length: 4 minutes Program Type: Audiobook Version: Unabridged Publisher: Audible Studios Audible.com Release Date: November 12, 2014 Language: English ASIN: B00PHCLA14 Best Sellers Rank: #13 inâ Books > Audible Audiobooks > Humor > Parodies #158 inâ Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Parodies #176 inâ Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Parenting & Families The follow up to the Samuel L Jackson narrated "Go the F*** to Sleep", You Have to F--king Eat, narrated by Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston has completed the narration of my entire evening (3.5 & 5 yr old boys) by two of the best cursers known to man. If only we could 3rd and 4th books in the series (get in your car seat, don't run into the street) narrated by Al Pacino and Christopher Walken to cover the rest of my week. I was trying to figure out how Adam Mansbach was going to top his hilarious "Go the F**** to Sleep"

3 picture book (sorta a parody of Goodnight Moon), and here it is.i was a stepdad to three kids for about 5 years, and getting them to sleep paled in comparison to getting them to eat right. The tween girl wanted to eat nothing but mashed potatoes, while the smallest boy was on a diet (not paleo!) of Ramen and cereal. The older boy just into his teens ate anything and everything, but keeping him fed was like feeding a coal fired boiler.so yeah, even tho I am no longer troubled by this, I found this book hilarious.every parent with a "problem eater" (which is pretty much any parent) should read this book and thus realize you're not alone and it could be worse.owen Brozman here takes over the illustrators mantle, and does an excellent job.i await with much trepidation the next book. Dating? I feel like this guy lives with me. I have two kids. One won't sleep, one won't eat. This is another instant classic in our house. This book is absolutely hilarious! It is not meant for children, but you can edit it as reading it so it can be a children's book. The pictures are funny, the situations can be related to, and the book is overall really funny. This book should be read by all parents who have a picky eater. My son pulls the same stuff kids do in this book. The page where the kid refuses to eat pancakes because he suddenly hates them, when they used to be his favorite, and the parent told him he's full of **** and to stop lying made me laugh. My son will love something one day, and then claim to hate it the next. This would be a great gift to anyone that has a toddler, or anyone who has a kid that can be a jerk about eating ;) If you are a fan of Adam Mansbach's Go the F*** to sleep and its accompanying audio book narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, then you will probably love this book. Written and drawn in the style of a children's book, You Have to F****** Eat addresses to age old battle fought between child and parent at meal time. Imagine Good Night Moon or Where the Wild Things Are if they were written by a foul-mouthed sailor. The language is raw, but the tone and "story" are pitch perfect.as I stated in my review of Go The F*** to Sleep, avoid this book if you are easily offended.i took a star off because this is Adam Mansbach's second children's book parody and I felt like it rehashed the original book's formula without breaking much new comedic territory. I was in tears, I laughed so hard reading this book. I have two kids, both who have feeding issues. My eldest is in college and doesn't have a feeding tube anymore and is greedy. My youngest still

4 has a feeding tube. After some minor test, there was no reason for them not to eat. They just didn't want to so they had to get feeding tubes. The title of the book alone had me cracking up. If only I could read it to them lol. I'm getting his other books. This book hit a little close to home. I'd have given it the fifth star, but I've said almost every line from this book, at one point or another, so I know it wrote itself. DISCLAIMER: This is a review of an audiobook.adam Mansbachâ s poem â œyou Have to F--king Eatâ is a cathartic ode to so many parents who are so damn exhausted trying to make their little ones eat normal meals at normal times. I absolutely loved this grown-up poem because it is hilariously accurate and, even in its explicit version, it somehow still manages to sound cute. And the best part yet: itâ s brilliantly narrated by Bryan Cranston, better known to many as Heisenberg from â œbreaking Bad.â Honestly, I like this poem even better than Mansbachâ s preceding international bestseller â œgo the F--k to Sleepâ and I prefer Cranstonâ s narration over Samuel L. Jacksonâ s (Jackson was the voice for the first book).verdict: 5 out of 5 You Have to F--king Eat Adam Mansbach - Go the F**k to Sleep and You Have to F**king Eat 2-in-1 Collection The What to Eat if You Have Cancer Cookbook Interviewing: BONUS INCLUDED! 37 Ways to Have Unstoppable Confidence in Your Interview! (BONUS INCLUDED! 37 Ways to Have Unstoppable Confidence in Your Interview! GET THE JOB YOU DESERVE!) (Volume 1) Eat Fat, Get Thin: Why the Fat We Eat Is the Key to Sustained Weight Loss and Vibrant Health Earls The Cookbook: Eat a Little. Eat a Lot. 110 of Your Favourite Recipes Eat in My Kitchen: To Cook, to Bake, to Eat, and to Treat Eat & Explore Washington Favorite Recipes, Celebrations and Travel Destinations (Eat & Explore State Cookbooks) It's Not the Big that Eat the Small...It's the Fast that Eat the Slow: How to Use Speed as a Competitive Tool in Business The Power of When: Discover Your Chronotype - and the Best Time to Eat Lunch, Ask for a Raise, Have Sex, Write a Novel, Take Your Meds, and More Yes, Lord, I Have Sinned: But I Have Several Excellent Excuses (Behind the Pages) When Germs Travel: Six Major Epidemics That Have Invaded America and the Fears They Have Unleashed To Have and Have Not You Are Not So Smart: Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, an d 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (10th Anniversary Edition) (Gallagher Girls) You Are Not So Smart: Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a

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