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1 The Addams Family.wmv download: Script Stop it! I'm warning you. Look, darling. Tully is here. Ah! Tully! Romping with Gate.

2 These are your last paying clients, may I remind you? If it gives you pleasure. Something has to, like a decent coat, something dressy for evening. Ask for a loan-- beg. No loans. I am not a bum.

3 Don't say it. I'll get the money. I have a plan. This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you? Because I said yes. I'm here to see Mrs. Addams about the charity auction.

4 [Growl] Stop it! Let go of me! Ah, missed! What's that? Dirty pool, old man. I like it. Had enough? Hah!

5 Where's my pen? Never mind. I'll take yours. First, the old business. Charity auction. It's ridiculous. Perhaps it's in here. I don't think so. "Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe."

6 "Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak." "The Fester Addams offshore retirement fund"? What would it do? What wouldn't it do? Fester, all tribute to thee. Some called him inhumanly evil.

7 No. Only our parents. I called him brother. His memory must live on forever... through money. I'm depositing the funds under my name for tax purposes. That's inspired. He would've wanted it that way. Beloved Fester.

8 Indeed! For Fester! For Fester, a brother. My brother! One of a kind! - The doctors all said! - Kind to animals. So good with children.

9 They never proved anything. $ million is the perfect amount. It's brilliant. It's untraceable. But, Tully, it's not old business. It's going to have to wait. You know the rules better than that. This is different. This is in my name. Make an exception.

10 Old business is old business. This is new business, and we do not discuss new business until... next quarter. Next quarter? Next quarter? Fine lunge,

11 but your riposte-- tsk tsk tsk, a tad rusty. Make yourself comfortable, old man, while I get the money for the monthly expenses. [Snap Snap Snap] There it is. Just what we've been searching for. Thank you, Thing.

12 My God. What is it? A finger trap from the court of Emperor Wu. It must be worth a fortune. Ooh, Morticia. This is too extravagant... even for the auction.

13 Let's keep it. Hush, Mama. It's for charity. Widows and orphans. We need more of them. Margaret... Hmm? About the seance tonight.

14 I wish you'd come. It's Gomez. I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat. He can't sleep. He keeps coughing up blood. He coughs up blood? Well, not like he used to.

15 [Roar] Down, kitty! [Grrr] [Groans] There. The monthly expenses. [Crash] Miss Bradbury.

16 Miss Bradbury! She's gone home, Mr. Alford. Oh, Mrs. Craven. I wasjust about to call you. I'm certain you were. You haven't met my son Gordon, have you, Mr. Alford? Hello.

17 Is this the one, Mother? That deadbeat you mentioned? No, w-wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You have to listen to me. Do we, Mr. Alford? And why? Please... Hear me out!

18 Hear me out! Please... Please! Ah! Your call, Mother. Gordon and I enjoy a very special relationship. She's a pip! Refreshing, no? Down, Gordon.

19 - Mother. - Gordon. Gordon! Yeow! We've lent you a considerable sum, many thousands of dollars. Payment due. I don't have the money. I've tried everything.

20 Oh, Gordon, I want to believe him. So do I. Make me proud. No, no, no, no, no. He lied to us, Mother. It's not what you think. Those are doubloons for the Addams account. - Addams? - There's a fortune.

21 But nobody can get to it. I've tried. Have you? Have you tried hard enough? Ask him, sweetheart. No, no, no, sweetheart. Don't ask. Fester? [Thunder]

22 It's a miserable night. I know, darling. Seance weather. Children, we're starting! Put down that antenna. [Laughing] It's unbelievable. This hideous creature and my little boy.

23 They could be twins. But they're his family. What makes you think they'll fall for it? You shave your head. We dress you up. No problem. They'll think he's Fester, their long-lost brother. I hope so, for your sake. I've been the Addams lawyer foryears.

24 They're morons. Obviously. What about the gold? - They got this vault. - Where? I'm not sure. That's a problem. Fester's been missing for years.

25 He and Gomez had a fight. Gomez feels incredibly guilty about it. He'll tell you anything. Just ask. It's foolproof. It had better be. Now, get out. It's going to be great. You're gonna get back all the money I owe you and--and more. You'll see. Really.

26 This is it, Mother. The one we've been waiting for. No more loan sharking, no more storefront scams. I get the gold, and we're gone. And Tully takes the rap. Gordon, it's brilliant. No, not Gordon.

27 Of course not. Fester. Big night for you guys, eh, small fry? Hello, sweetheart. Could you? Oh... Thank God.

28 Welcome, honored guests. Entrails? [Playing Music By Bach] Sing, O spirits. Harken all souls. Every year on this date, we offer a clarion call to Fester Addams. Stop it.

29 Pugsley. [Giggles] Kids. From generation to generation, our beacon to the beyond. All close eyes and join hands. Ow! What a grip! Ow! Oh, my hand.

30 Ohh! My hand! She's got my hand! Aah! Aah! [Laughing] Aah! Excuse me. O.K., pumpkin, sit down.

31 Join the fun. Mama, you should know better. Thing, you're a handful. Wednesday... Let us ransom you from the power of the grave. Tonight, O Death, let us be your plague. Mama.

32 Fester Addams, ceoli couris, ferimani bo-- I feel that he's near. Fester Addams... gather your strength... and knock three times. [Knock Knock Knock]

33 Did you hear that? Ask again, Mama, quickly. - By all means. - Ask, ask. Fester Addams, I demand that you knock again. [Knock] [Knock] [Knock]

34 He's at the door! - Could it be? - Is it him? - Is it possible? - Oh, my God. Fester. Gomez. [Heavy German Accent] Good evening. I am Dr. Pinder-Schloss.

35 [Thunder] He was found in Miami, tangled in a tuna net. It was just last month during the Hurricane Helga. The sky, it was black like pitch. The waves, they were walls of doom. Can you imagine?

36 They drag him from the ocean, from the very jaws ofoblivion. I'm telling you. There were tests, so many tests. A complete psychological profile. At long last, the Florida Department of the Fish and the Game,

37 they say, lo and behold, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my... go tell it on the mountains, he is your brother. [Crying] Boom! They give him to me at Human Services, and I am bringing him, after all these years, after who knows what heartache,

38 after the naked and the dead, I am bringing him home to you. That's preposterous. Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? It certainly is. Ahh. Now you're back.

39 Yes, back. Back to share your joys, your sorrows-- Hey, everything. I just don't know. How does this work, again? An infant would understand. Ha ha! Fester Addams...

40 home at long last. Well, at least for a week. A week? Don't be ridiculous. You're home. Sorry, but I have to get back. Got a lot of things cooking in the Bermuda Triangle. Oh, Gomez.

41 The Bermuda Triangle. Devil's Island. The black hole of Calcutta. Excuse us. Second honeymoon. [Sizzling] [Morticia] Dr. Pinder-Schloss, will you be staying with us, too?

42 No, no. I must be going. But I will be back, you can bet, to be checking on Fester's adjustment. Cool. Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

43 Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chain saw.

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