Mighty Medieval Men. We are the lords of chivalry! We are mighty medieval men!

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1 Mighty Medieval Men Merlin (Over the music): Once upon a medieval time, in a land far away, unless, of course, you are in England, then it s not so far away at all, there lived a mighty King, who had a son by the name of Arthur, that he did not want. He gave that son away to his mystical advisor, Merlin. That s me, and I in turn, gave the King s son to serve the good knight Sir Hector, as his lowly page, and then, squire. Sir Hector and Arthur lived in a place crowded with the most rowdy, bawdy, unruly, untidy, yet Mighty Medieval Men! All: Oh, look and you shall see How mighty all are we. A finer team of men you ll never find. Noble, brave and bold, With hearts as pure as gold, You can see we re odd and yet refined! We are awesome! We are daring, And we know we can fight anything! We are the lords of chivalry! Spoken: That s right! We are the lords of chivalry! Oh once or twice a day, A dragon we will slay! Our armor is of fine quality tin. A damsel in distress Can toss away her stress, For ev ry battle we will certainly win! We are awesome! We are daring, And we know we can fight anything! We are the lords of chivalry! Spoken: That s right! We are the lords of chivalry! Mighty medieval, mighty medieval, mighty medieval men! Mighty medieval, mighty medieval, mighty medieval men! Mighty medieval, mighty medieval, mighty medieval men! Mighty medieval, mighty medieval, mighty medieval men! We are the lords of chivalry! We are the lords of chivalry! Girls: They think they re mighty hot, But somehow they forgot, The women are the ones who rule the day! No damsels in distress as clean up the mess, And yet we have to hear as they proclaim. Knights: We are awesome! Damsels: They are silly! All and we know they can fight anything! Damsels: They are the lords of chivalry! Knights: Damsels: They are the lords of chivalry! Knights: We are mighty medieval men men! Knights: Strong! men! 1

2 Damsels: Not! men! Damsels: Nice! men! Knights: We are the lords of chivalry! With a hey and a ho, and a nahee no, a jousting we will, we will go! Solo: Ev ry lord so brave and strong, they battle all day long, The horses set a mighty pace; We sing a jousting song! Damsels: Lords of chivalry! Solo: Ev ry knight will have a chance Knights: We are the lords of chivalry! Damsels: Lords of chivalry! All: We are mighty me di eval men Spoken: Mighty medieval men! Joust! (3 rd Grade Only) Solo: In the very month of May From near and far away, The ladies and the noble knights make this a special day. To fight with sword and lance. And when the victory is won, We ll do a jousting dance! All: Evr ry knight can play! On this jousting day! Racing to and fro! With a hey and a ho, and a nahee no, a jousting we will, we will go! Solo 2: Come and see the sport of kings, Of gallant offerings. We try to knock one off his horse, then ev rybody sings! Spoken: Hey! Ho! Hey! Jousting we will go! Hey! All: Evr ry knight can play! On this jousting day! Racing to and fro! Ho! Hey! Jousting we will go! Optional Small Group: Ev ry one so bright and brave, Not a one a lowly knave. The squire dreams of that fine day, When he s old enough to shave 2

3 Lady Lahdee: or wear them dirty! All: Evr ry knight can play! On this jousting day! Racing to and fro! With a hey and a ho, and a nahee no, a jousting we will, we will we will go! Spoken: On guard! Ev ry man from far and near, That s the Way it s going to be There s gonna be some change around here. If you want your just rewards, Store you shield, Put down your swords. Time to grow up, Show your stuff. Livin in peace is not so tough! Sir Ender: You mean, I have to milk my own cow? Lady Dah: From now on, unless you pick up that Boomwhacker instead of a sword, if you want milk, you get mooooo-ving! Arthur: Boomwhacker? What a fantastic name! All Knights: Argh!!!!! Lord Dance-A lot: Come on, we ve got to get this sword out of here. Uhhhhh! (He fails.) Sir Vival: Here, let me try! Oohh. I think I pulled something! All: Time to grow up, show your stuff. Livin in peace is not so tough! That s the way it s gonna be. If you want some help from me! That s the way it s gonna be. Mark my words and you will see:. That s the way it s gonna be! That s the way it s gonna be! Round of the Round Table That s the way it s gonna be, If you want some help from me! That s the way it s gonna be! Mark my words and you will see:. That s the way it s gonna be! Sir Lee: But wait a minute. You mean, after I come home from a long day of lording over the serfs, you re not going to have a hot meal waiting for me? Lady Clever: Not if you re lording with anything but that! Sir Duke: You mean, I m going to have to wash my own clothes every year? Arthur: We re the Knights of the Round Table; We are strong and we are able! There s no foe we cannot vanquish; We know right makes might! All: We re the Knights of the Round Table; We are strong and we are able! There s no foe we cannot vanquish; We know right makes might! Arthur: Now are we boys, or are we men? 3

4 Knights: Men! Arthur: Are we men or are we knights? Knights: Knights! Arthur: Are we Knights of the Round Table? Small Group: round the ta-----ble; a Knights: Yes, Your Majesty! Arthur: Then sing, men, sing! Like the knights you are! Small Group: bit un------sta ble, but 2 nd Grade: We re the knights of the round table; Small Group: They know right makes might! 2 nd Grade: We re the knights of the round table; Small Group: Proud and a ble, Small Group: round the ta-----ble; a 2 nd Grade: We re the Knights of the Round Table; Small Group: bit un------sta ble, but Small Group: They know right makes might! Small Group: Left! All: Right! 2 nd Grade: We re the Knights of the Round Table; Small Group: Left! Small Group: Proud and a ble, All: Right! Small Group: Left! 4

5 (Rest 4 and ½ beats) All: Right! Jester 4: do your best with all the rest, play the fool up on the hill! Nobody s Fool The smartest dudes inside the court; They re nice and kinda cool. They re always called as last resort, Cause they did well in school. All: From Liverpool to Istanbul, They re nobody s fool! No, no, no! They re nobody s fool! No, no, no! They re no bod y s Never dull, Never cruel, They re nobody s fool! No, no no! They re nobody s fool! Jester 5: No one but a fool is always right! Fool! Nobody s fool! Be careful who you call a fool, They may be sly like fox. With no exception to the rule, They think outside the box. Never dull, Never cruel, They re nobody s fool! No, no no! They re nobody s fool! Jester 1: If you wonder bout yourself; What kind of fool am I? Jester 2: Or, why do fools fall in love; did you ever wonder why? All I Ever Wanted Arthur: All I ever wanted was music. All I ever wanted was song. All I ever wanted was harmony, And all to get along. Small Group: In my mind I hear our sweet symphony. Ev rybody playing in turn. In my heart I know between you and me, That we can get there soon. All: Peace on earth. Right makes might. Love for all. All a round the world. Jester 3: If you want to give yourself a silly little thrill, Arthur: All I ever wanted was music. All I ever wanted was song. 5

6 All I ever wanted was harmony, And all to get along. Small Group: In my mind I hear our sweet symphony. Ev rybody playing in turn. In my heart I know between you and me, That we can get there soon. All: Peace on earth. Right makes might. Love for all. All a round the world. Around the world. Around the world. We re Makin Music Arthur: Yes! Yes! My countrymen! My friends! Lend me your ears! This is what I was talking about! Music! Harmony! Having might by being right! Being in tune! I knew that if we all just tried a little harder, we could put away our weapons forever. All: One by_ one, We re makin music! (x9) We re Makin Music Reprise All: One by_ one, We re makin music! (x4) One, by one, we re makin music! Mus ic! Mus ic! 6

Yes actually, the court jester wants to enter.

Yes actually, the court jester wants to enter. Arthur is looking for new knights to join his Round Table. The Evil(ish) Lord Moldiwart attempts to become a knight so he can gain access to the castle and free his wife Lady Morgana from the cells. LANCLEOT