What's Your Poo Telling You? Books

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1 What's Your Poo Telling You? Books

2 With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps?...all the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo? Hardcover: 96 pages Publisher: Chronicle Books; 1 edition (May 3, 2007) Language: English ISBN-10: ISBN-13: Product Dimensions: 4.8 x 0.4 x 6.2 inches Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies) Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 starsâ Â See all reviewsâ (419 customer reviews) Best Sellers Rank: #4,632 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #17 inâ Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Parodies #22 inâ Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage #162 inâ Books > Health, Fitness & Dieting > Diets & Weight Loss I just finished reading this book cover to cover. The only time I set it down was to wipe away the tears from side-splitting laughter. The chapter on "sneak attack" poos and the "hanging chad" poos made me burst into laughter so hard that several of my work colleagues came by to see what was going on. The book combines great advice, accurate descriptions and solid medical medical reasoning for each type of poo. No longer will I wonder why my poo is the way it is. Great, fun book and perfect for a quick bathroom read. This book is hysterical, yet educational too! I got it for my 10 year old son for his birthday. Bathroom humor is always a hit with boys. He read the book aloud during a road trip and we were all in stitches, laughing. It's sooo funny and you do learn a thing or two about #2!

3 My poo has told me a great many things... some of the most important of which are:1) NEVER trust a fart!!!2) White Castle burgers after a night of drinking... NOT a good idea.3) Eating a block of cheese in one sitting will be regretted for days.4) When the urge to poo strikes during a commute home, you are in store for some agony.the closer you get to home, the greater the sense of urgency.you lean heavily on the steering wheel. You break into a cold sweat. Suddenly you realize that there is now a remote chance that you may not make it to the toilet.you harshly stifle the nervous giggling of your fellow passengers. You forbid them to ask you anything that requires a verbal response... your full concentration focused intently on sphincter control.upon arriving home you exit your car, walk funny to the front door... and finally taking the last few painful steps toward the toilet almost like a zombie... butt cheeks clenched together... sweat beading on upper lip... hoping against hope that you'll make it to the seat before you "launch the hamster"...so yeah, I've learned a thing or two about life from my poo. But I never thought to write a book about it.so anyhoo... this is the end of my review. Thanks for your kind interest in what my poo is telling me.so ask yourself... What's YOUR poo telling you?and I mean you need to think beyond it's garbled, unintelligible "fart language" and it's chronic bad breath,,,next time you "give birth to a Chris Christie" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl" I want you to look down in that bowl and I want you to say to those turds... "WHA????????"Just maybe you'll learn a little something about life. I found this book to be different than what I thought it would be. This book is humorous but was much more light weight and skimpy than I imagined. The explanations for each section were pretty short. The whole book, itself, was very short and small. It's less than 100 pages and those pages are full of pictures and relatively large fonts.it's almost like a child's book. It is entertaining and contains some nice information, but would I pay for it again? Probably not at this price. If it was under $5, maybe. If you can get it at a library, you can finish it in less than 30 minutes. Useful and funny stuff, but it was too light weight for me so I am not sure it's worth the money. If you ever wondered why is your "product in the bowl" the way it is, you will find the answers right here. Describing every type of "poop", you will learn and laugh along. It is written eloquently, with a sophisticated smoothness which ( minding the book's focus of content) creates a humorous outcome. This book doesn't consists of inappropriate vocabulary, its aim is to inform and entertain at the same time. You will learn. You will laugh.some of the chapters are: " Monster Poo, Pebble Poo, Camouflage Poo, Hanging Chad, Number Three, Ring of Fire..."There are people who would not want to read about this subject. They will never have the understanding then. If you have a curious

4 mind and a decent amount of sense of humor, you will appreciate this book. Finally a book that gets to the bottom (pun intended) of the subject that has led to many hours of debate and deliberation about doodie. The authors have done a splendid job weaving in facts and fun about feces. Can't say enough about the book. Buy it, read it, and you'll love it. This book is THE BEST! I bought it as a Christmas gift for a friend and liked it SO much, I bought another for our guest bathroom! We have a small basket of books on top of the guest toilet and this is BY FAR everyones favorite book to look at while siting in the loo! It tells you everything you want to know about what your poo is telling you! What color/texture/ and smell are telling you about what you ate, what you did, and what your body needs :) Seriously great buy! For all those embarrassing medical questions you or your family and friends might have, this is a discreet bit of fact and fun. Just place it near the commode with the other reading material and wait for the sigh of relief...from the information, that is. Also informative about those serious questions that need to be asked, but who is going to the doctor just to ask them. go ahead and order it. It will clear your...mind. All suspected humor with this review is in tention al. What's Your Poo Telling You? Numerology: Divination & Numerology: Fortune Telling, Success in Career & Wealth, Love & Relationships, Helth & Well Being - Fortune Telling With Numbers to Reveal Your Future 52 Things to Do While You Poo Numerology: Divination & Numerology: Fortune Telling, Success in Career & Wealth, Love & Relationships, Health & Well Being - Fortune Telling With Numbers... Runes, Zodiac Signs, Star Signs Book 1) RETHINKING FATIGUE: What Your Adrenals Are Really Telling You And What You Can Do About It Love Languages For Children: Learn What Your Kids Are Telling You And How To Improve Your Communication With Them No More Porn - The One Minute Way to Break Your Addiction to Porn, From the Perfect Privacy of Your Mind, Without Telling Anyone Your Business! A Cure for Asthma?: What Your Doctor Isn't Telling You--and Why Bone Broth: What They Aren't Telling You About Bone Broths & Must Know Rich Broth Recipes (Anti-Inflammatory, Lose Weight, Anti-Aging, Paleo Diet, Natural Remedies, Soups & Stews) The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes: 1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over... Psychic: EXACT BLUEPRINT on How to Develop Psychic Abilities and Explode Open Your Intuition - Telepathy, Fortune Telling, ESP & Mind Reading (Clairvoyance, Psychic Medium, Third Eye, Palmistry) Telling Each Other the Truth The Telling Room: A Tale of

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