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1 Laura Pfizenmayer Book Title Author

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4 4 THE CHRISTMAS POLICE by Laura Pfizenmayer CAST OFFICER JACK FROST: An officer of the Christmas Police, in uniform including tinsel-covered epaulets and black wrap around sunglasses. Picture an intimidating elf. MRS. MAUDE KLAWES: Older homeowner, tacky enough to be in definite violation of good taste in decorating laws. Place Suburban American, a neighborhood with COVENANTS! Time A week after any given holiday. ACT I Scene 1 At Rise: There is a door on which is hung a Christmas Wreath, there is also a deteriorated pumpkin with lights strung around it and an Easter Bunny. OFFICER FROST, approaches from offstage and knocks on door. MRS. KLAWES answers the door dressed in Bermuda shorts and a Christmas sweatshirt with her hair in curlers. MRS. KLAWES: (Seeing the police officer) Oh my stars and garters, something s happened to Herbert! OFFICER FROST: Herbert? (Realization dawns) No, ma am I m not here about Herbert. MRS. KLAWES: Well then, you can tell my heart to stop galloping in my chest. Officer, you scared the bejuses out of me! Hold me up I think I might faint. (Twirls around and flops against OFFICER FROST who struggles to hold her up.)

5 5 OFFICER FROST: (Takes and leans her against the door post) Do we need to call the paramedics? MRS. KLAWES: (Fanning herself, she stands erects) No, no I m regaining my composure. If Herbert is fine, what are you doing at my door? OFFICER FROST: To deliver the citation ma am. MRS. KLAWES: The citation? OFFICER FROST: Yes ma am, you ve been issued a Decorating Citation. I m with the Christmas Police. MRS. KLAWES: The Christmas Police? OFFICER FROST: (Putting his hand to his hat in salute) Officer Frost, Officer Jack Frost of the Christmas Police. Decorations Division. MRS. KLAWES: Officer Jack Frost if that is your real name which I doubt I have never heard of such a thing. Show me your identification. OFFICER FROST: (Pulls out his identification which she scrutinizes closely) Are you Mrs. Klawes, Mrs. Maude Klawes? MRS. KLAWES: And what if I am? And no Santa jokes, my name s spelled K L A W E S and my Herbert doesn t wear a red suit. (beat) Do you report to Santa? OFFICER FROST: Indirectly. I report to a relatively new government agency charged with the enforcement of good taste for all major holidays, secular and religious. MRS. KLAWES: Big Brother is here and he s wearing an elf hat. OFFICER FROST: We don t wear elf hats. That would be in bad taste. MRS. KLAWES: (Snatches the citation out of his hand) What is this all about? (Begins to read) Violation of Inter-Holiday Decoration.

6 6 OFFICER FROST: That would be the pumpkin, the bunny here and the wreath. It s a ménage à trois of holidays. We do not condone the random mixing of seasonal celebrations no matter what those liberals with the Hanakawansa thing think. MRS. KLAWES: (Continuing to read) One count of gross bad taste in exterior lighting. OFFICER FROST: Just exactly how long have you had those icicle lights up, ma am? MRS. KLAWES: Since a little before Christmas. OFFICER FROST: Ma am, that s not what was reported to us. MRS. KLAWES: Christmas before last? OFFICER FROST: Ma am? MRS. KLAWES: Fine, three years all right! But we don t plug them in except in December. OFFICER FROST: And when you plug them in, how many light up? MRS. KLAWES: About half. OFFICER FROST: Gross violation! MRS. KLAWES: (Indigent)Anything else? OFFICER FROST: The headless Santa on the roof. MRS. KLAWES: I d forgotten about him. Blew off in Hurricane Claude. OFFICER FROST: Disrespect to a seasonal icon. It s as bad as burning the flag. END OF FREEVIEW You ll want to read and perform this show!

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