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1 , mone on the THE CORD WEEKLY Bussng ssue drves onward ÜBC fans go ape n Vaner Cup vctory The Thunderbrds humlated the Mustangs 3714 to cap off an undefeated season Story and pc page 14 loo hr Kevn \lc uddcu Unverstes shortchanged by Bruce Maule Accordng to Dr Wer, presdent of WLU the unversty fundng problem s most acute n Ontaro The grant per student n Ontaro s $4,27348 whereas the natonal average s $5,19079 Ontaro ranks tenth: the worst The current budget surplus s runnng at $5,571 However, the total surplus n the bank s n excess of sx mllon dollars t was ponted out, however, that the actual operatng surplus s growng smaller each year These facts were some of the tems on the agenda of the Board of Govenors Meetng held last week A presentaton was made by Presdent Wer on the current stuaton of Government fundng for unverstes One of the major problems t seems, s that of drectng Federal money earmarked for postsecondary educaton to ts actual ntended program n short, the federal government feels the money t gves the provnces for unversty educaton s beng used for dfterent purposes There s no law that forces the provnce to use ths money as s ntally ntended Over the last fve years, the provnces share offundng has dropped from 709? to 50% Ths s not because of an ncrease n the ; federal governments support, but of a decrease n the part of the Provnce 112 Ontaro n fact, the percent of provncal expendtures earmarked por Unversty fundng has dropped v from 66% n 1976 to 54% ths year, r Tthe same level of fundng had been suppled, an addtonal support would have been n excess of $208 : mllon n addton, fundng for captal ^ ro j ects has been lowered j r amatcally n the past years As a Result, any of the mprovements, Laurer wants to make to the >,^ mp us (such as the new Musc lng) must be done wth prvate k!jf t0 r y Thats the reason for, 6 Lv Excellence n the Eghtes [ una rasng campagn Accordng to Dr Wer, unverstes have become the weak sster on spendng prortes n the past fve years Hosptals have receved 52% more fundng and elementary schools have receved 439? more whle unverstes have seen a 23% decrease When nflaton s taken nto account, unverstes have seen a real decrease n fundng of 12%, Ths s durng a tme when enrollment s up by 3% The effect of ths s takng ts toll n the balance sheets of Ontaros unverstes Only four or fve out of Ontaros ffteen unverstes have a current surplus ths year Carleton Unversty n Ottawa lost mllons last year The problem s further compounded by the grant system n the frst year a student s at WLU, the unversty receves no grant money because the formula works on the last years enrollment fgures n the second, some grant money s receved, but not all of t t s not untl later years that the fundng catches up n addton to ths, the fundng formula works n such a way that f one unversty ncreases ts sze, whle another mantans ts sze, the second wll actually receve less money Ths was benefcal for WLU whle we were growng, but now that we have reached our maxmum sze, t wll begn to work to our detrment A further burden s placed on our unverstes by the fact that Ontaro has 35/ ofcanadas populaton but educates 40 /< of Canadas unversty students he worst danger fofseeable s that due to a marked declne n fundng, there wll be a loss of nterest n chosng teachng as a career There s a danger of losng a generaton of professors Also establshed at the meetng was a need for a WLU flag Laurer s one of the few unverstes wthout a Hag Major Earle Shelley, Alumn member of the board, wll head a commttee to look nto the detals, such as a desgn Major Shelley has by Rob Robotham A favourable total lunar eclpse wll occur durng the mornng hours of December has been a good year for lunar eclpses: Brtan and much of Europe observed one n anuary whle most of North Amerca wtnessed an excellent lunar eclpse best snce 1857 uly 6 A total lunar eclpse occurs when the moon passes through the earths shadow; snce the apparent dameter of the earths shadow s consderably larger than that of the moon, t often takes a few hours for the moon to pass through the earths shadow The dusky, lght, outer art of the shadow s called the penumbra; the dark, nner shadow s the umbra When the moon s n the penumbra, the moon wll not appear unusual untl approxmately 15 or 20 By Mke Strathdee Blane Connolly Plans are presently n the makng whch may very well see the mplementaton of a reduced bus fare program for postsecondary students for September, 1983 A group of student leaders from U of Wand Laurer put forth three proposals whch would reduce bus fares for postsecondary students at tle Ktchener Transt Advsory commttees meetng on Tuesday WLSU presdent, Steve Patten, represented Laurer and Wm Smons, Presdent of the U of W Federaton of Students represented U of W at the meetng Three dscount schemes were proposed to the Transt Advsory Commttee A reduced regular fare, an extenson of the present system, allows the greatest potental usage for the student Ths opton would welcome weekend travel by students to shop n the downtown areas Ths proposal sees lttle or no addtonal burden on the regon A reduced monthly pass s presently avalable to hgh school students and senor ctzens Ths report, however, sees many hgh school students n a better poston to pay transt fares than most unversty students Ths proposal s also an extenson of the dscount program and s not seen by the report to pose any addtonal problems or costs The thrd opton set forth dscusses tle reduced fourmonth pass package and s seen by the report to be benefcal to both the transt system and the students The admnstraton of the program would be smplfed and the regon mnutes before t enters the umbra; then a dull grey patch may be seen on the moons eastern edge The appearance of the moon when n the umbra often depends on condtons n the earths atmosphere Often, durng totalty (when the moon s completely nsde the earths shadow), the moon s not completely black but shows a deep, coppery orange hue The moon may appear red because of the sunlshl beng refracted through the earths atmosphere However, when the earths atmosphere contans much dust, volcanc debrs, and partculates from recent volcanc erruptons, the moon can appear qute dark durng totalty Ths was the case wth the uly 6 eclpse Earler n the year the volcano El Chcon n southern Mexco, errupted and released vast would be recevng a lump sum The students, as a result of ths opton, could be guaranteed rder prvleges for the entre term WLUSU presdent, Steve Patten, sad that the meetng produced an mportant result Alderman Bggs, a member o the Advsory C ommtt ee, ma d e a mot on nstructng Ktchener Transt staff to study the effects of the proposals and to crculate ther fndngs bv the next meetng (Snce Tuesdays meetng was the last whch wll be held by the current commttee, that wll not occur untl the end of anuary) Patten was pleased that some concrete drecton emerged from the meetng he added that the student representatves wll be meetng wth Ktchener Transt employee Wallv Beck at the begnnng of anuary for further dscussons Wm Smons Federaton ol Students Presdent at the U of W, saw the meetng as a good step towards success We are defntely gong to pursue the matter As of now, Smons stated, the topc s offcally referred to the research and plannng people n the regon Wm Smons plans to make sure hs commttee wll keep on top of the staff people n the regon to ensure that the ssue does not lose ts forcefulness One of the prevous drawbacks been nterested n a WLU flag for some tme Wage settlements were approved by the Board The agreement calls for an acrosstheboard ncrease of 54% effectve rom October 19 19X2 to October 8, 1983 Ths settlement falls n lne wth lmts mposed under the Ontaro nflaton Restrant Act A contract had been sgned for an 1 1 < ncrease but t was rolled back Ths translated nto a savngs on wages of almost one mllon dollars conl on page f> A lunar eclpse for New Years amounts of debrs nto the atmosphere Some people beleve that the amount of dust released has been the greatest ths century (Ths excessve amount of dust has also caused the unusually red sunsets of these past lour months) Wth so much debrs n the atmosphere, refracted sunlght s nsde: Procrastnaton takes hold p 3 Bus 352 gets ragged p 5 Berton talks about why we act lke Canadans p 7 Laurer students prove new dea for WlPs s sound p 9 OUAA says no to dstllery p 12 conl on page 6 Weekly Chuckle How many WASPS does t take to change a lghtbulb? Two One to call the electrcan and the other to mx the drnks

2 a U SCHOLASTC LAW GRADUATE MEDCAL TEST TEST Malng 2 The Conl Weekly, Thursday, November 25, 19X2 Thrd world news rrelevant n Canada by Prt Yelaja Thrd world news s consdered to be by and large rrelevant n Canada, accordng to Wayne Ellwood Canada has fewer foregn correspondents today than twenty years ago and no fulltme correspondents statoned n thrd world countres at all Canada Sees the World was the fourth and fnal nstallment of the How to Decpher the News seres sponsored by the Waterloo Publc nterest Research Group and the Global Communty Centre, Tuesday evenng at the Unversty ol Waterloo Guest speaker Wayne Ellwood, an edtor of The New nternatonalst magazne analysed foregn news coverage and proposed alternatves from the thrd world For ther overseas coverage, the Canadan meda largely depend on those known n the busness as strngers These are people who happen to be lvng n a partcular thrd world country and who perodcally tle a storv They are not afflated wth a partcular magazne or paper and are pad on a per storv bass only sort of freelance reportng H wood went on to say that the Canadan meda takes a freman approach to news coverage They // YOUR OWN WAREHOUSE keep a reporter n the newsroom untl the story bursts onto the scene He s then brefed by local academcs on the stuaton and quckly jetted off to the scene of the story Ths freman approach Ellwood says, s based on economcs Foregn news s not really what Canadans are nterested n, so edtors tend to nclude t as an expanson of the lfestyles secton Ths appeals to mddle class sensblty and leaves more space for advertsng and lght, frothy copy All of ths, accordng to Ellwood creates a number of problems We tend to get the natonal conscousness, perspectve of the Amercans and Brtons snce they are the ones wth wre servces and correspondents n the thrd world Moreover, the news we do get s the journalsm of excepton whch focuses on ncdents that are graphc, colourful and outrageous Ellwood further stated that n order to sell, news must meet constrants of tme and space That s, t must be current, short, concse and sex v But usng these crtera as gudelnes for coverage leads to a dstorted vson of what s really gong on n the world So we get revolutons wthout reasons and tems of cultural curousty such as a new trbe n New Gunea Ellwood was also crtcal of the Bg Four nternatonal news agences: Unted Press nternatonal, Assocated Press, Reuters and AFP, a French agency He sad they were extraordnarly powerful producng among them 90% of foregn news coverage n the world But the thrd world, although t accounts for twothrds of the worlds populaton, merts only 20% of the total coverage from these agences Ellwood went on to outlne some alternatves to usng the Bg Four One s the Nonalgned News Pool consstng of an organzaton offfty countres The natonal agences each country pool the news and send t to a processng centre The problem wth ths type of arrangement s that these agences are controlled by governments TOP PRCES FOR LP RECORDS n Good PlayableCondton ENCORE RECORDS 297 Kng St East Ktchener Qualty Records Bought & Sold whch are not necessarly the most democratc or permssve, so most of the news that gets out s that whch s deemed most acceptable Also, the countres nvolved made a pact that they would avod crtczng each others actons The nternatonal Press Servej; was started n Buenos Ares n the early But 30 ( /< of ther fundng came from UNESCO, so there was some concern that some poltcal ssues would be avoded n order to ensure contnued monetary support Send Uflfcof cards The Pacfc News Agmcv Calforna a s a small op crat Ut 01 a staff sympathetc world Gemn, another ap used to operate out of LotT England, but s now defunct Oneof the great problems farn thrd world countres todav one s of technology wth dssemnaton of nfor ma,on rather the low rate oflteracyamn! 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3 The Cord Weekly, Thursday November 25, Procrastnaton: Under or overmotvaton? by Tmothy Taylor Procrastnaton s the art of puttng off dong what one should be dong by dong somethng else t would be safe to say that we have all experenced the phenomenon one tme or another, some of us on a contnual bass! On November 16, Dale Fogle, Drector of Counsellng Servces, explaned the varous aspects ofths common problem n a semnar n the Central Teachng Buldng Mr Fogle sees most students attrbutng procrastnaton to a sngle resultant of lazness Ths reasonng, he contends, k a msnomer Most procrastnaton s caused by motvatonal problems and not by lazness Procrastnaton may be the effect of ether undermotvaton or overmotvaton Undermotvaton can be the result of several causes The seemngly chronc procrastnator has generally developed hs problem from the culmnaton of years of playng brnkmanshpfe how far can put ths off and stll get t done) He just manages to meet the deadlne whereupon he receves the sympathy of hs professors and peers whch acts as a renforcement Ths type of person wll contnue to do ths untl he starts gettng burned and realzes that ths s not acceptable acton Other causes of procrastnaton nclude a lack of long term goals; [ml whch allow the student to endure dong assgnments he may not enjoy, lttle or no ntrnsc stmulaton from the work beng done, and motvaton beng suppled by external forces(e parents provdng the enthusasm for a student who doesnt want to be here n the frst place) roncally, overmotvaton s the other major cause of procrastnaton Ths stuaton develops when the ndvdual s a perfectonst and s tryng to acheve the perfect soluton or argument These ndvduals set standards for :hemselves whch are lterally mpossble to acheve and then become ntmdated by the necessary effort requred to meet them YUKONACK ATACK4 Because of ths, they put t off untl the last possble moment where they can rush the job and thus save face wth themselves by ratonalzng that they could have done much better f t wasnt for the lack of tme f you dentfy wth these cases, all s not lost Mr Fogle suggested solutons to these problems f you feel your problem may be one of undermotvaton, you should consder developng a system of short term rewards to allow yourself for achevng even a small amount of work Thnk about what you do when you know that you are procrastnatng and keep records of the amount of tme spent dong them Ths serves two purposes Frst t may shock you when you dscern the actual amount of tme spent n these actvtes, and secondly t may pont out serous problems such as an addcton to televson or vdeo games(these addctons have ther bass n that they are completely anxety free Offce Work Report Award Stephen A Curts has won the Coop Offce Work Report Award Ths award s gven to the student whosubmts the best Coop work term report Stephen, a thrd year Honours Busness student, worked at Touche Ross & Co n St Cathernes as a student n accounts The award was presented by Dean Alex Murray on Frday, November 5, 1982 You can become fully mmersed n them for you do not have to perform for anyone, and thus, may never fal) f your problem s one of overmotvaton the soluton may le n lowerng your nternal goals Ths s done by handng n work whch may not be up to your former standards You may n tme gradually be able to work up to them Ths prevents you from mantanng the atttude that shoddy work handed n s worse than not handng n any materal at all f you do feel that you have a problem n the area of procrastnaton, perhaps the best course of acton s to consult wth a person who has a thorough understandng of the problem Each ndvdual case s slghtly dfferent and thus the solutons to t wll vary accordngly At WLU ths advce can be obtaned from the Counsellng Servces offce n the Student Servces buldng, frst floor Cooperatve Educaton Work Report Award Susan Gong has become the frst wnner of the Cooperatve Educaton Work Report Award The award was ntated by the Socety of Management Accountants ol Ontaro (R1A) for the best work report by a management accountng student The presentaton was made on October 27 n the Paul Martn Center The Black of Canadan Lquors Shee 3 For more Yukon ack recpes wrte: MORE YUKON ACK RECPES, Box 2710, Postal Staton U, Toronto, Ontaro MBZ SP H lll lla mm bouta Sauza? Mll»))) 1 40% Ok /VOl luukmum KG KD ( Pll / / de agave () / / Our famous Salad Bar, Soup of the Day, Spaghett, Lasagna, BBQ Rbs & varous B other Hot Dshes! H AUENTC S

4 4 The Cord Weekly Thursday November 25 19X2 THE CORD WEEKLY Edtor Mke Strathdee News Edtor Blane Connolly Entertanment Edtor Carl Clutchey Sports Edtor Chuck Krkham Copy Edtor Ralph DAlessandro Producton Manager acke Kaser Producton Assstants Mchaela Recht Nancy Stobbe Photo Manager Fred Taylor Photo Techncan Larry Selby Crculaton & Flng Manager Nancy Bast Advertsng Manager Leah Leon Phone Number , The Cord weekly s publshed by Student Publcatons of Wlfrd Laurer Unverst Edtoral opnons are ndependent r»f 2 Unversty, WLUSU and Sudet Publcatons The Cord reserves the rght to edt all artcles and letters submtted to t The Cord s a member of the Canadan Unversty Press cooperatve EDTORAL Thanks, guys Ths ssue of the Cord, beng our eleventh, (has the fall slpped away that quckly?) marks the halfway pont of ths years producton cycle There wll be a specal ssue next week, but other than that, ths term s strctly for the hstory books ts tme to gve some deserved credt to the people who labour to put out ths publcaton each week The edtors prmary functon s to drect traffc and make everyone elses lfe mserable The lons share of the actual work s done by a handful ol extremely dedcated (albet somewhat warped) ndvduals whose collectve labours determne the overall qualty of each effort m sure that someones name wll be forgotten along the way, but here goes Bll Mcßan, Presdent of Student Pubs, has a commendably hgh tolerence level, and s always ready to offer advce or to go lookng for a new feezlebuster when the old one goes on the frtz Feezlebuster breakdowns around ths place seem to be a regular occurrence Leah Leon, ad manager extraordnare, works very hard at brngng n the ads and stll manages to be perpetually pleasant to be around, a combnaton of personalty trats whch am amazed by Nancy Bast handles her crculaton and flng dutes fathfully and cheerfully, addng somethng postve to the offce by her presence Bev Bglow s our head typesetter She trans new operators on an antquated pece oljunk, sets up and alters a weekly schedule nvolvng 8 or 9 people workng almost nonstop over a 3 day perod, and somehow, doesnt realze what a key part she plays n the whole ballgame On the whole, our typesetters are marvelous They transform hastly typed copy nto the fnshed product, aded only by ther golden fngers, the grace of God and llegble nstructons passed on by varous edtors Larry Selby tols whle most people sleep, developng roll after roll after roll of flmmost of whch never gets used anyways Where s the justce? Fred Taylor, photo manager, s worth hs weght n gold, platnum, or any other precous commodty whch you wsh 10 menton Qualty, consstency, and nnovaton all rolled nto one person Qualty and care to do the best work possble are the terms most approprate to descrbe the producton managers atttude towards her job acke Kaser s a case study of an ndvdual who takes prde n her work As does her producton assstant, Mchela Recht, who somehow stll fnds tme to wrte the occasonal artcle, bless her soul Ralph d Alessandro the man wth the lttle blue hghlter who trelessly ferrets out typographcal errors from reams of copy, s also an nvaluable troubleshooter (Dont let hm sucker you nto a game of backgammon or snookerhe cleans all comers) f potental can be measured by the ablty to take crtcsm and mprove Chuck Krkham scores 100 He cares enough about the sports secton to have caught a strange mprovementts bug whch produces better results everv tme out Carl Clutchev engmatcally retans hs easy gong good nature n the madhouse accordng to Cord, provdng entertanng company as well as an entertanng secton Then there s the news edtor, the guy who maps out the largest secton of the paper, and takes a lot of Hack for beng the bggest target Blane Connolly s keen, conscentous, and so bloody neat that some of us have a hard tme tryng to fnd anythng at all Patence, dedcaton, consstency and constant effort are the terms most approprate to descrbe ths group Of course, they could not do ther job wthout help from wrters, photographers, typsts and crtcs throughout the rest of the Laurer populace Thanks to all who have contrbuted ths term Your contnued nput s essental Mke Strathdee LETTERS Tamae Rally unsafe? ATTENTON: The Cord Weekly The followng are a lew comments and crtcsms, ntended to be constructve, regardng the Tamae CarPub Rally ot Frday November 12 Frst, however we should pont out that the Rally was a challenge, and was eventful n spte of ts shortcomngs The frst pont s that you should NOT be requred to drve on a closed road; your nsurance coverage s voded whle you are on such a road! The brdge just after St acobs (on the A route) was under eght to ten nches of water when we arrved there just before dusk As well, the road was marked CLOSED TO TRAFFC We beleve ths dscouraged other B route teams from fnshng the Rally Upon arrvng at the second last checkpont (Breslau) we were upset to fnd that the checkpont had been closed down f Tamae does not wsh to specfy a cutoff tme for the Rally, then checkponts should reman open untl all cars have ether passed, qut or been dsqualfed At one checkpont, drectons were to be gven verbally to the navgators T hs resulted n some confuson, and nconsstences from team to team All drectons should be wrtten, not spoken Wthn the drectons, an ndcated stop sgn should not mean a yeld sgn Also some of the measurements were not accurate Ths s a must, especally n ctes and urban areas A rally, n the tradtonal sense, s an evaluaton of drvernavgator coordnaton and skll For ths purpose, the route should be clear All teams should fnsh, us the evaluaton should be based (n tme and observaton skll n all the event was enjoyable These comments are ntended to be constructve We hope that they wll be consdered when (hopefully not f) Tamae agan coordnates such an event ohn Ruller Chrs Smth Congrats Rugby Club To the Edtor, Congratulatons are more than due to the Laurer Rugby Club lor ther strong performance ths past season, especally wth regards to ther vctory n Oho aganst the Oho rugby champons And t s ths performance that should once agan rase the queston of fundng by the Athletc Department Why should players representng ths Unversty have to spend $25 of ther own to get to an event? t would seem to me that some of the money rom the new Labatts sponsorshp should be redrected rom our notsosuccessful football team to our eager rugbv club, thereby gvng them team status Other unverstes fund rugby teams, football teams and soccer teams wth lttle trouble Even Brock Unverstv whose rugby team won ths year for the frst tme n lour years, funds that team handsomely Cmon, Tufty How about t dont thnk ts 100 much to ask Sncerely Mchele dower

5 Marketng The Cord Weekly Thursday November VEWPONT Lttle Bts How do we ever make t? by Dan Lttle We students are amazng lfeforms Each day we face the wrath of frustrated professors strvng to be selfactualzed, stand n lneups whch tax ourendurance pull allnghters, and generally deal wth enough stress to gve Ann Landers multple breakdowns How do we do t? How do we cope wth these rgors, enjoy ourselves mmensely, and learn at the same tme? The answer s certanly not our dets! All week the Torque Room and dnng hall fll our needs for fres, bagels, and coffee, so effcently w,e never seek real food And come the weekend, there s always the myrad of hamburger places, pasta parlors, and grease emporums, watng to fll our maladjusted stomachs Even then, when money s tght and hands forced, Kraft dnner flls the vod ncely, and leftovers can be made nto astrays for Chrstmas presents One frend of mne clearly put some thought nto ths dlemma, and come up wth a unque and apparently workable soluton for stayng alve and happy n ths brutal envronment He clams, and quote, all you gotta do s drnk beers eh! Theres lotsa calores n beer, beers keep you full, smlng, there are no dshes to wash, and you dont have to chew The funny part about hs theory s t apparently works But serously, wth the way we eat ts no small wonder that health servces s always dealng wth gastrc problems And as f the food wasnt enough cause, the stress we deal wth serves to make matters worse What can you do? s ths nsdous plot prepared by the cookng grease, junk food, and gas tablet companes, desgned to erode our health, destned to wn? No! students strke back Start wth an Whats Raggng You? by Mke Lund A reader wrtes: What rags me s havng requred course materal avalable only on reserve at the lbrary A case n pont s Bus 352 For all of our other Busness courses, we receve handouts n class or shell out at the bookstore But for ths one class 10 readngs are found only n the lbrary reserve room Some of the copes are n rough shape r after havng been handled and wrtten on by hundreds of students Many are at best, dffcult to read as many students appear to have used them as notepaper ask you Why s ths done? Possbly t s a method of forcng students to get some exercse by havng them travel to the lbrary and walkng down the stars nto the reserve room Thanks, but 1 can arrange my own exercse program Perhaps t s a way to force students to learn how to use a photocoper As most people would rather spend the money on the coper than try to read the artcles n the general hubbub of the reserve room Or could t be that ths s merely a scheme, thought up by some Prof, to determne who has actually done the work by checkng the sgn out cards? Of course the admnstraton wll say that the reason for ths s to save money BALONEY! ust take a look at some of the handouts whch students receve n some of the other courses (eg Bus 211) and t s easy to see that they spare no expense n gvng out useless handouts Can somebody please tell me what justfes requrng some 400 students to go to the reserve room to search out 10 semlegble readngs? M V Your guess s as good as mne Whats raggng me these days s that f you dont have a proper pece ot dentfcaton you dont seem to be a real person For nstance, f you dont have a Socal nsurance Card, you cant gel employment For a whle, f you ddn t have an Age of Majortv Card, you couldnt get a drnk Ths problem s qute prevelant at WLU Dd you ever feel that f you ddnt remember your WLU Student D Card, you would be a nonperson on ths campus? Thnk about t Everywhere you go they ask you for your D Card or nstance, dd you ever trv to obtan the use of one of the typewrters n the lbrary wthout your Student D Card ust try t sometme (f you can fnd the lbrary) t doesnt matter f you have a wallet full of dentfcaton, a truckload of books and notes, or a sworn testment by the dean, they wll not beleve that you are a student here unless you can produce your WLU Student D Card Of course, every rule has an excepton n ths partcular case f you happened to be carryng a tuton recept around n your wallet you would be allowed n to type your essay f ths sounds a lttle rdculous to you, just magne what t would be lke f you were stuck n a smlar stuaton on the nght before a paper was due Although you may be sgned nto the pub and sgned attack on Laurers dnng hall Yes t must be dffcult to prepare food for the masses that has some taste, and doesnt smell too offensve But surely somethng can be done to lmt the grease content n ths food Newsflash from Broadwayone slce of Laurers roast pork suppled the har ol requrements for the openng nght of GREASE Rse up aganst the oppressor Ths s war Send the cook extorton notes on the returnng trays, refuse gravy n any form, stuff the suggeston box wth words the computer wont accept Ths atttude of you pays your money, you takes your chances must end! We are dyng lttle by lttle wth each fry that sldes down our throats Have you got that Bunker mentalty? You pull your helmet down around your cars, crouch deeper n you foxhole and watch for the profs to launch a surprse offensve f ths sounds famlar, you need to take care of your system so t doesnt fal you n the mdst of battle Take care of yourself, eat well, lmt your coffee ntake, and f the food you get s gross complan, and loudlv nto exams, the lbrary wll grant you no exceptons When asked why ths rule was so steadfastly enforced the followng response was obtaned, We dont want any hgh school students usng the unversty typewrters The pont of ths artcle s merely to say that whle the majorty of the lbrary staff and ndeed the entre unversty staff s extremely polte and helpful, a few people msusng a lttle bt of authorty can undue the good that s beng done n the future lets hope that those wth the authorty use t wsely PS Keep the letters comng and mavbe your beef wll qualfy for Novembers RAG OF THE MONTH award The Btter Half You know what makes us btter? The Torque room Whats the attracton? Could t be the coffee (not lkely) Perhaps ts the aroma ofcgarette butts or the stench of stale conversaton Maybe we go to hear some esoterc words of wsdom from some unsuspectng phlosophy student Well, n our opnon, the real reason we frequent the Torque room s to be bttf_r To justfy such an atttude, we turn to your own experence; when was the last tme you went to the Torque, sat at a table wth some of your collegues and sad somethng nce about someone? See what we mean? There are other thngs that make us btter about the Torque room For nstance, why s the move bllboard always advertsng the move you already saw n F not two weeks before? Sorry, our apologes, how rude of us to presume that you saw that move Who goes to those moves anyway; we dont go and you dont go t s qute possble that the only person who goes to these moves s SUPERCOP Laurers resdent move crtc and vdeo champon Enough general btterness heres Dannys story: The other day, t mght have been a Tuesday, as was beng btter wth a few of my frends at a table n the Torque, 1 started to wonder why the jocks always st at the same table Do they call n reservatons ahead of tme or are they afrad of stumblng nto an ntellectual conversaton whch may be found deeper n the bowels ofthe Torque And even though there s an abundance of the jocks nvarably charsr st on the wndow ledge Ths makes me btter And one more thng doesnt the jocks talor know that there are other colours than wne and gold (that means purple and yellow fyoure from the east coast!) After contemplated ths for a whle, thought Boy could use a beer rght about now!, but alas t was already 2:30 pm and we all know what that means here at Laurer Now as we start our second bottle of raunchy Ontaro red, we haveto admt there s at least one thng about the Torque that doesnt make us btter none of the entrance doors there are ever locked!! Btterly yours Scon MucKenze Dan lenz Mke lenz f youre btter about somethng trval and mndless, why not send your letters to: The Btter Half C/O The Cord Thrd Floor Student Onon Buldnu Queston of the Week by Basl Healey Photos by Alfred Chong What do you do to releve stress after an exam or mdterm? Carol Vreugdenhl 2nd vr Musc get drunk and play my voln anet Gesberger 2nd yr Bus Co out drnkng Patrca Chapman st yr Arts Go out and party Pete Osborne 2nd yr con Go for a swm at the AC Bruce Mutten 3rd y Psych Go to the can Ralph ohnston 3rd yr Musc Go to a dance and go wld and us: the best thng to do s thnk heavly then go la the Lbrary and Man lookng for schools to enroll n startng next scmeter

6 TENNS Dookey jjggtt 6 The Cord Weekly Thursday, November Fnancal concerns lmt nature of transt subsdzaton contd from naac 1 Smons sees as beng responsble for ths lack of success s the term ot offce of the Federaton of students offcers The regon comes to many of ts crucal decsons durng the perod between anuary and Aprl every year Beng the Federatons term runs untl March st, there was some dffculty n coordnatng an agreement Fther the prevous admnstraton was tyng up loose ends or the new admnstraton was tryng to orentate tself n ther new poston n the near future Smons s anxous that the term be changed to run from May st n ths way, he sees a greater lkelhood of success n coordnatng agreements wth the regon, namely the bussng ssue The Transt Advsory commttee s concerned wth possble revenuempacts whch would result from mplmentaton of the student propsals, and ths wll be explored n the Transt Commsson Report Alderman Henry felt that t would be prudent to concentrate on the four month pass proposal Ths vew was explaned on the grounds that the people gettng the beneft from such a deal would be people already commtted to transt use, and that a THEHERO reduced fare deal would beneft sporadc users At present, Edmonton s the only cty n Canada to offer a four month pass deal to students Kngston and London are among unversty ctes whch offer other transt subsdes to students Ktchener Transt employee Walter Beck told the Cord that he s workng on researchng all three optons whch have been presented to the Advsory Commttee When asked whch of the proposals s lkely to receve th e most consderaton Beck sad that ths would depend largely upon the effect whch any specfc proposal would be lkely to have on the ctys revenue A large loss n revenuewould be deemed somethng we shouldnt stress on Beck presented estmates of the cost of mplmentng the four month student pass to the Advsory Commttee He sad that 1,200 purchasers of a four month pass prced at $60 would result n a $30,000 loss One thousand purchasers of a pass prced at $65 would mean a loss of $20,000 and that 850 passes sold at $75 would cost the Transt Authorty approxmately $15,000 Beck projects a T/( ncrease n WATERLOOW^ Take a frend meet a frend, have 112 some laughs enjoy the show try some darts ndulge n the good tmes at The Hero student rdershp f the four month pass s mplmented He sees most of ths ncreased rdershp occurrng at offpeak hours Hs estmate of 1200 purchasers for a $60 pass s a rough guess based on the present monthly pass system offered by the Transt Authorty Beck sad that certan assumptons resulted n hs derved prce strategy He added that n determnng a proposed prce lor the pass, the Transt Authorty s attemptng to fnd a happy medum between vablty and loss of funds Beck admtted to beng uncertan of what the actual ncreased rdershp mght be snce the fgures whch he bases hs assumptons on are taken from a transt survey and based upon a system wde average World News cont from page 2 stuatons, events, and crses around them The rado and lvetheatre are two popular alternatves to the wrtten word n the thrd world today lllwoods maga/ne s dong ts part n brngng to lght the problems of the thrd world ndeed ts ams are clearly stated: The New nternatonalst exsts to report on the ssues of world poverty and l ocus attenton on the unjust relatonshps between rch and poor world: to debate and campagn tor the radcal changes necessary wthn and between natons tthe basc needs ol all are to be met and to brng to lfe the people, the deas and the acton n the fght for world development Admrable and lofty goals, those nformaton whch Ktchener Transt has on area students s very general n nature Beck ponts out that ths neednt be the case f the Federaton and the Student Unon can agree on a common strategy, prncple(on the deal sought), we would proceed n depth, he sad On the queston of revenue loss Beck ponted out that the cty of Ktchener must lmt ts defct ncrease to s/< to comply wth Ontaro restrant gudelnes prevented from reachng the moon durng totalty, consequently, the eclpsed moon may appear very dark Durng the uly 6 total lunar eclpse, the Northern half of the moon was a very dark grey whle the southern half was a dull orange Snce most of the debrs was concentrated n the earths Northern hemsphere, any stray sunlght was largely prevented from reachng the moon whle sunlght could penetrate the relatvely clear Southern hemsphere The same thng could occur durng Decembers eclpse You wll have to get up early on December 30 to vew ths eclpse The moon wll be n the low Western sky durng most of the eclpse Also, we wll be only able to vew a lttle more than half of ths eclpse because mornng twlght and sunrse wll nterfere Totalty, when the moon s fully nsde the umbra, starts at 5:58 am; Somethng lke ths doesnt helpthats for councl to decde, Bcc prl fers an alternatve whereby students would kck n, fxed amount n ther actvty f eest subsdze the cost of bus passes AH students would pay ths fec subsdze those who rde the busts Beck sad that snce students alreadv pay automatcally for some servces whch they never use, he would lke to see the prncple extended n order to resolve the bus pass ssue Mornng twlght and sunrse to nterfere wth eclpse contfrom page / the mddle of the eclpse occurs at 6:29; and totalty ends at 6:59 am We may be able to vew the moon untl t s only about half way through totalty ncreasngly twlght and the moons closeness to the horzon wll make the event extrememly hard to watch The moon wll leave the umbra at 8:07 but, by then, the sun wll have rsen and the moon set Correcton We would lke to make a correcton n regards to an artcle on the Excellence n the Eghtes campagn n last weeks Cord The Were tor You campagn s hopng to rase $75,000, not the one mllon reported n addton, the senor admnstraton wll be the body whch wll decde the expendture prortes of the fundrasng campagn We apologze for lanv nconvenence caused Take Arcade Acton Anywhere Rck McGhe GAMB 11 wmmmmmmmmmmmm» gg g / 4 # At the Waterloo House corner of Kng and Erb streets, downtown Waterloo Qualfy for the unversty of your choce Columba Secondary ndependent, nonenjoys an nterna sectaran, coeducatonal accredtaton tonal nsttuton for ts dscplned ap offerng grade 11, 12, proach to educaton 13 studes and language As such, more than programs n an 90% of Columba nternatonal envrongraduates have been ment App jcatons accepted nto the from oyer_ area and unversty of seas students are ther choce 112 now beng Columba s an s entertaned Columba Secondary School of Canada 430 East 25th Street Hamlton, Ontaro Canada LBV 384 (416) wght Vawuflflte by NnTendo Palm sze vdeo games wth multple skll levels, wde 3D colour screen and alarm clock Batteres ncluded Nntendo, one of the world s largest Wth other vdeo games you can be ted Any one of these games wll make a manufacturers of arcade games, s now down wth wre and cables or even a wonderful Chrstmas gft for anyone n a leader n a whole new revoluton n v separate TV set And you wont need a the famly, costng no more than a good deo games The palm sze vdeo game bag full of quarters to play these games LCD travel alarm would alone eportedly, n apan, over eght mllon u<a f f ay nr fnca CAEC All Nntendo palm sze games are guarpalm sze vdeo games were sold last WALKHA OF VDEO GAMES 112 for perod year alone ts easy to see why these games have a,eed by?e manufac er,or a peno MLLONS SOLD N been lapan dubbed the of Walkman one year from pure of vdeo Once you ve played 9a s Youll enjoy complete anmtendo palm freedom of ONE YEAR GUARANTEE h sze game youll know why theyve Po been rtab,l,t y wlth all the vdeo exctement we are so confdent that you be deso popular The 3D colour screen 9ames costng much more delghted wth a nntendo game that we lvers exctng wde screen acton ac DOUBLE SCREEN DONKEY KONG make ths fantastc offer companed by subtle but realstc arcade Now the ultmate challenge Heres the TRY ONE AT NO RSK sounds The mcro computer pophstca worlds only palm sze verson of the ar Buy any Nntendo palm sze game and ton found n all games allows up to a full cade favorte, wth two screens for full try t for ten days, f t snt everythng we year of enjoyment before changng bat arcade exctement promsed, smply return t to us for a Llafm r! ncudes 3 fu funct on LC Double Screen Donkey Kong folds up prompt, courteous refund neatly, to ft pocket LAn Du a aav or purse just lke Dont be dsapponted by slower postal LVU ALAKM ULOCK other Nntendo palm sze games servce at ths tme of year A games retan your hgh score and have the ablty ADFD MOW to FOR GUARANTEED ncrease «dffculty as CSaSSESO) rt UKDtK NUVf ruk auatmn skll ncreases ts almost mpossble to PRECHRSTMAS DELVERY fully conquer one of these games, f you order wthn 7 days of the runnng guaranteeng challengng exctement for 112 jj of ths ad, well even guarantee delvery a a9es : before Chrstmas cnoopv S ] To order PARACHUTE or send certfed cheque or mo f sr;r zrth mmmmmm «g& \ % T/ P s# ; 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7 , photo The Cord Weekly, Thursday November 25 19H2 7 ENTERTANMENT Canadans are realstc and shun emoton Berton By udy Gngerch Standng room only would accurately descrbe the stuaton n the Turret last Tuesday when Perre Berton, the second guest n the Meet the Authors Seres, spoke spoke about hs book Why We Act Lke Canadans Most of hs dscusson centered around clmatc and geographcal factors whch have nfluenced the tenor of our Canadan personalty For the most part, he defned what s dstnctvely Canadan by contrastng us wth the Unted States Berton suggested that, because ot clmate, Canada s a closed door socety We are not a passonate or gregarous people, and we tend to shun dsplays of emoton And we certanly dont dsplay patrotc emoton After namng only a few of the many Amercan patrotc songs, he sad, We only have O Canada and we cant even get the words rght Canadas three patrotc songs were wrtten by Amercans We are a realstc, not a romantc people, Berton clams Were a practcal people Thats why were so much better at makng documentares rather than romantc moves Apparently satre s our forte: We lke to cut people down to sze He admts that Canada has had few heroes (Berton defnes a hero as someone who sacrfces hmself to somethng greater than hs own comfort), and ctes Terry Fox among the few heroes that Canada has known Survval s the key to out personalty He beleves we are stll a wlderness people The slences have created a solemn and a sober people Berton concluded by sayng we have a dstnctve personalty wc ought to be proud of, then nvted questons from the audence When asked to comment on mmgraton and ethnc dverstv n Canada, he chose to agan make a comparson wth the Unted States The concept of a meltng pot s an deal that has never been acheved, contrary to what the Amercans beleve He qualfed hs statement, however, by sayng that what Amercans say s as mportant as what they are Can you magne the Amercans settng up a Department of Multculturalsm? n hs talk whch otherwse hnged on a sober mood, there were somt unntentonally humorous comments When commentng about what earns a country or cty the label cvlzed, he sad, judge a cty by the number of bookstores t has Reactons to Perre Berton and hs presentaton were vared Some thought he was the best thng snce Gordon Snclar, whle others were offended bv hs pompous ar One person commented that he was ncredbly superfcal Photo hy red Taylor Perre Berton says survval s the key to ourpersonalty TA poor settng for magnfcent Mozart By Mchael Lenz Ths past Thursday the WLU musc facultys Musc at Noon scres presented the Purcell Strng Quartet As on other Thursdays people came wth lunch n hand or lunch n stomach, to enjoy a specal hour of musc The Purcell Strng Quartet proved to be a hghlght of the fall seres whch has brought ts audences varety and excellence, all for free admsson Thursdays program conssted of two selectons, both n C major The tradtonal Russanfolk style of Dmtry Shostakovch, opened the concert, and t closed wth the genus of Wolfgang Mozart The players, Sydney Humphreys, voln, Bryan Kng, voln Phllpe Etter vola, and lan Hampton, cello, gave to the Shostakovch pece the warmth, vtallty and beauty requred to appease a pece whch demands such a large pallet of sounds and muscal deas There were tmes when the playng of the frst voln was a lttle too romantc and removed from the twenteth century; but such ntellectual varances n taste make a concert exctng The Mozart was magnfcent Also call The Dssonance, ths quartet s one of Mozarts last works t provdes us wth hnts of the exctng muscal fronters Mozart mght have moved nto had he not ded so young Lstenng to the concert shed all too great a lght on the shortcomngs of our Theatre Audtorum whch more approprately should be called he Gym often wonder how the musc faculty can book anyone to play here, unless they are not tellng them excactlv where they have to play There are no dressng rooms unless you count the publc washroom The seatng s poor, the lghtng s nadequate, and the acoustcs are lackng severely Dependng on where you st, you wll ether stran to hear or be amazed at the amount of sound beng produced The latter s almost never the case; at last count, thereare two spots where ths occurs One of them s n the foyer! lven wth the hall aganst them, the Pureed Strng Quartet gave the Thursday audence a most delghtful concert Todays free concert presents Coln Tlnev, harpschord at 12 noon Clockwse from rear: Bryan Kng, Phlppe Etter, lan Hampton, Sydney Humphreys The Men should take a lesson from the Boys By ames Murray and ohn Tutt An unnsprng Men Wthout Hats played to a less than capacty crowd at Rubys last Thursday evenng The fourpece band from Montreal showed off ther electronc pop sound wth danceable numbers such as Modern Dancng, Antarctca, Lvng n Chna, andthe Message But at tmes, ther presence on stage and sound was gnorable Ths could partly be due to the absence of a lve drummer Men Wthout Hats used a drum machne, along wth three keyboard players and a gutarst to nvoke ther wtty, danceable sound ran, the lead vocalst, seemed more nterested n keepng hs har straght than pushng hs musc beyond the recorded verson Hs movements on stage appeared to go wth the flow of what was happenng on the dance floor, rather than drectng that How The w audences reacton was armnot overly enthusastc The general feelng was that t mght been better to have stayed home and lstened to ther records Fortunately, there was stll another band to come Boys Brgade, a sxpece Toronto band made the nght at Rubys worthwhle Smlar to Talkng Heads ensemble, the Boys Brgade featured three percussonsts, gutar, bass, and syntheszer They were fun to watch, wth lots of movement on stage They all appeared to be enjoyng what they were dong, as theenergv they created (lowed out nto the packed dance floor The band featured very ntrcate and powerful rhythms combned wth a smooth and drvng nstrumentaton The gutar and synth worked well together, a mutuallyfed balance rather than trvng to domnate each other Bovs Brgade played for nnety mnutes straght, never lettng down ther nfectous energy Songs such as Sagon, whch created powerful mages of the Vetnam War, were balanced by strong nstrumental such as Go for t; ths showed the techncal ablty of the three drummers wthout, t becomng monotonous Thev closed ther set wth the only cover of the evenng, (Mv lttle) Runaway, and just after one am, the band returned to the stage for a sprted encore that lasted for ffteen mnutes The next tme Bovs Brgade comes to town,, Boys Brgade shows better stage presence at Ruby s possbly more people wll come out for the party that s sure to happen They are certanly worth catchng on stage, and hopefully soon on vnvl by ames Murray

8 Frday 9:30 6 _ ADDRESS PLEASE 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November Qualty of Creepshow s frghtenng by Davd Bradshaw The move Creepshow now playng at the Cnema theatre untl Thursday, November 25, s a horror move, but t hardly fts nto the class of a Frday the 13th type explctgore show; nor s t a suspence thrller such as Htchcocks The Brds The move whch s a seres ol lve short stores from a comc book, brought to lfe n lvng colour, does what t attempts to do by mantanng a comc book mentalty However, a lack ot substance leaves you feelng a bt cheated n ths forgettable move From the very frst scene, whch ntroduces us to the actual comc strp, we are assaulted bv the monologue that conssts ol a lather scoldng hs son for readng the comc book He dsposes ot the book and our story begns as the wnd and death (personfed) fly through the pages The actng, f you can see any, s smply terrble Lawrence OToole of Macleans magazne, revewed ths move sayng that the actors play to the gods, wth large, gestures and knowng smles Bull! The short tme of each story doesnt alow for any character development, so the actors smply have to play ther parts as belevable human bengs; but the overactng only leaves you wonderng whether ts a poor attempt at humor (n a horror show?) or just poor performng 1 strongly beleve ts the latter Steven Kng, wrter of the Shnng and Creepshow also takes part n the move He plays a rural hck about as belevablv as Bll Davs could Wth the same drawl as Gomer Ple, Kng exclams 10 hmself, Well, gosh dcrn gollv f that ant one of them there meteortes Yup thats what t s alrght He then thnks takng 10 the unerst, Departmenf» There are some horrors, as when, lone body,n a sterle whte room breaks apart and thousands unon thousands of cockroaches from Spew t; or an unexpected decayng hand thrusts out of a grave to seek revenge Tryng to magne what TV staton mght ar ths move 1 consdered Channel 7 Sunday afternoon move; my concluson s that ths move s of the qualty that you mght see after 3 am on a T uesdav mornng all nght TV show For those devoted to creepshows n general, by no means accept my analyss as the absolute word on ths move; but remember, that there are no refunds once you gve your hardearned cash A lack of substance leaves you feelng a bt cheated n ths forgettable move 1 (Columba at Phllp) 156 Columba Street West Waterloo, Ontaro N2L 3L3 U Phone (519) j [ Obtan a 30% Reducton nteora Wth ths Ad on Typng of Essays and Papers The Word Processng Professonals Offer good untl Dec 23, 1982 Term Papers & Overheads Resumes, Coverng letters, Malng Lsts \ 4m HB H HH H See Grotty Beats at Turret Tonght Want to hear the next best thng to Beatlemana? Come up to theturret to hear the Grottvbeats, who are wellknown for ther talented rendton of the Beatle tunes Last year they were wellreceved, and they are expected to carry on a tradton here at Laurer ftower shop (519) complete qualty floral servce & gfts Unversty & Weber (Behnd Tm Hortons) 10% Dscount All tems wth Student D Card Order Your Corsage or Boutonneres by Phone or n person f your order s placed at least a day n advance, we wll take a percentage of the money receved from the orders of a partcular dance or group to make a centerpece arrangement for that partcular group 112 CANADAS labgst AND»STKNOWN MCOtD STOM 1 DOZ NSDE or 1 DOZ OUTSDE Km U 1 Record Covers wth Any Purchase of 1 B Ten Dollars or more wth ths Coupon One Coupon Per Purchase Good only on records & tapes Vald Untl Dec 31, 1982 H Monday 9:30 am Saturday 9 am go Kj g t W Sam>B nformatlon # pm pm Ktchener QO/o off Calculators ; Upon presentaton of ths coupon and WLU D Card m m t Westmount Place 68 Queen Street S SStk WaterlooOnt Ktchener Ont B Vf lloul KENT HOTEL 59 Kng St N Waterloo TuesThursSat 4 Slce 2 tem PZZA $200 FAMOUS New York Style Chcken Wngs 1 Somethng j unque for Chrstmas 5 Postscrpt Statonery Company offers you a dffenentqft dea for 6 Chrstmas gvng (or for yourself!) Laurer statonery Ths wrtng paper s prnted wth gold nk on vory Classc Lad \ statonery For the low prce of $463 you receve 10 prnted 5 / X 81 / sheets wth the unversty name and crest, 20 addtonal sheets, 10 vory envelopes and an uncondtonal moneyback guarantee j, Sj, Send the handy order form now for early Chrstmas delvery Onders postmarked by December st wll be delvered by December 15th o &» : 7 1 jj Clp & mal to:(postscrwkstatmrv Co { & PO Box 702, Waterloo Ontaro, N \ jsj Plea9esendme box(es) of Laurer statonery for $463 perbox (Plus jj 7% Ont Retal Sales Tax for a total of $495 each) Enclosed u cheque or money orter for S payable to 5j? POSTSCRPT STATONERY COMPANY jj &! NAME s my PWMT K? &! CTY PROV rnnt: % TELEPHONE Plea9e allow two weeks for delvery # «~

9 yt \ 8:00 Your _ A\ The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 25, Laurer students prove new dea for Wlfs s sound by Nancy Damude cf The dea of havng udent performers at Wlfs seems to be a good one judgng from the large turnout last Saturday nght The frst group to perform was Prme Tme, a husband and wfe team whose easylstenng sound added to the relaxng tone of Wlfs, but was upbeat enough to encourage a bt of hand clappng and foot tappng Claudetteand Rob Murray formed Prme Tme about a year and a half ago, and snce then have been playng at varous hotels and bars around Thunder Bay and ther home town, Fort Frances Claudette plays the bass keyboard and sngs lead n most of the songs whle Rob plays the gutar and sngs as well The couple also have a rythm box to gve ther songs an added beat although at tmes t tends to overshadow the duos own talents Prme Tmes thrd member s a stuffed gorlla holdng drumstcks who sts atop of the unt and certanly captures the audences attenton Although they have been dong ther act for only a short tme, Saturdays performance proved that Claudette and Rob are already a polshed duo All ther songs, whch range from tunes by oe ackson to ames Taylor, were all well done Claudettes alto voce was especally suted to the mellow musc the couple chose and combned wth Robs n Dust n the Wnd and Teach Your Chldren Well for some great harmony Both Claudette and Rob are thrd vear students here at Laurer where they are studyng classcal musc When they heard about the dea of student performers at Wlfs they both decded that t was a good opportunty to gan more experence n the performng feld Steve Lane, the second performer at Wlfs on Saturday nght, felt much the same way A frst year Honours Englsh student at Laurer, Steve played the gutar and sang tunes by artsts such as the Beatles and Nel Young whch were very approprate selectons Not only s ths Torontonan a talented gutar and harmonca player, but also a talented songwrter as well On Saturday evenng he played just a few of hs own compostons, d Lke to St Rght Down A Way, andthe Crvngs Done Photo hy red Taylor Rob & Claudette Murray are a polshed duo t Ws&Rr 4 >\wl r m $ \ vm> kd tft!& mfw<w: W \ & k s /4s V \ \ \ \ / /\/ v, ) K& \\\ \ / / \\ / / \l/ \ ( / \T / \ \ / Steve wll be returnng to Wlfs on December 4, anyone who mssed hm wll have a second chance The audence at Wlfs on Saturday nght was not only treated to two very good, regularly scheduled performances, but also by several mpromptu acts by members of WLUs musc faculty Whle there s certanly no lack of talent at Wlfs, t s unfortunate that there seems to be a lack of organzaton and plannng put nto these performances by WlPs management Havng two groups scheduled for the same nght not only nterrupts the atmosphere (there s a delay caused by the tme needed for the second performer to set up), but also s unfar to the performers themselves Both arcdeprved of the chance to show the audence the lull range of ther talents, and t puts them n subtle 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10 8:00 small 10 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 25, VX2 Catchn the flpsdes Golden EarrngCut By Mcheal Balsom Remember Radar Love? Golden Earrng s the group that released that 1973 classc: then surprsngly faded nto oblvon along wth the lkes of Brownsvlle Staton However, these Dutch boys dd not break up Orgnal members George Kooymans and Barry Hav have been together snce the early 60s, and Cut s the bands nneteenth album Ther lack of success n North Amerca snce 1973 s due to the fact that Golden Earrngs last eght albums have only been avalable here on mport That was a poor decson on Polvdors part as Moontan, the album that contaned ther huge snnle s stll sellnu today At frst glance at Cuts song ttles, t s easy to expect a loud, heavy metal record Ttles lke Baby Dynamte, The Devl Made Me Do tand Chargn Up Mv Batteres could nstll vsons of AC/DC n anyones mnd Cut, however, s a dverse collecton of mostly nonheavv songs n fact Golden barrng seems to have been nfluenced bv the New Musc on ths album (check Secrets and Lost and Found) The Devl Made Me Do t s an effectvely humourous funkrock song that contans some good horn work, especally on the ntro part A svnthes/er s qute promnent on most of the songs, especally Lost and bound and Twlght Zone The latter, although a bt too long at 7:55 s also notable for ls danceable almost dscolke drum beat The aforementoned Baby Dynamte and Chargn Up My Batteres are both ballads, complete wth acoustc gutars and pano Ths album s defntely amed at recapturng the North Amercan audence that Golden Earrng lost eght years ago Gutarsts Kooymans and Hav, who wrote all of the eght songs on Cut, have moved ther playng to the background whle lettng bassst/keyboardst Rnus Gerrtsen and drummer Cesar Zuderwjk take up the forefront The result of ths mxture s a melodc, more commercal popstvled sound that s very far from the heavy metal/hard rock that the band played n the past Compared to Radar Love and Moontan, ther hot, lve double album Cut s a totally dfferent Golden Earrng record but t stands up well on ts own Dexys Mdnght Runners TooRyeAy by amesmurray and ohn Tutt Ths s the frst domestc release lor Dexys Mdnght Runners and ther second album n the UK TooRveAv s a top sellng album n Hngland and ts not too dffcult to see whyeveryone from latterday punks to preppes enjoy the album Although sometmes t appears melancholc and reflectve n mood the overwhelmng feelng gven by most of the songs s happy, lght and smply fun The Dexv Sound s acoustc based rock n roll, wtl fddles and banjos beng used along wth bass and electrc gutar To the lstener Dexvs abstenton from usng any electronc syntheszers n ther musc, s lke a breath of fresh ar when compared to many of the electrodscodancepop groups ot England today Wth the horn secton, the rch and sometmes powerful sound s remnscent of Van Morrsons ht m n heaven when you smle that s fathful to the orgnal, yet typcally Dexy n style The standout on the album s ther UK ht sngle Come On Eleen whch s a good dance song Kevn Rowlands delvers a brllant performance, on the song he wrote Hs voce can equal Van Morrsons and can soar beyond Ths album s destned to be near the top of CENY Ms 19X2 lsteners poll TooRye Av belongs n every record collecton Pat TraversBlack Pearl By ames Murray l at ravers has been shootng tor stardom tor the last decade (and then some) snce he left Ottawa Ths new album shows why he has MASSAGE:For relaxaton, Rehabltaton Also, Classes n basc technque and therapeutc touch Ann Ruebottom TYPNG SERVCES Term Papers, Assgnments Theses Letters Resumes From your handwrtten draft Modern Equpment Clean Qualty Work Reasonable Rates Phone am9 pm THE MANHATTAN 1 /TRANSFER been a falure so far Travers can play a great electrc gutar, but h< wrtng s unnsprng HesallowS to produce hmself, so h erc ls nfluence to keep hm n check Most of the tracks on Black P ear» soundfamlar thats because thrv are so full of clches and standard nls, that youre bound to recognz! the hooks from somewhere else Pal Travers tres to do a cover of Vlarleys Bob Msty Mornng, but dfference the n styles are too much for Travers to handle Black Pearl for the s fathful Pat Travers f onlv ans Dry Cleanng Dscount j j 25% OFF On Slacks, Sweaters, Blue eans Brng Them AH To CROWN! 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11 _ Lettermen mdnght _, ~ 4:30,,»»» The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 25, Campus Clubs THE CANADAN CROSSWORD Well, ts fnally arrved! Tonghts the nght that OFFCAM presents ts 1982 CHRSTMAS FORMAL at the beautful Transylvana Club And fyou dont want to mss ths great evenng of dancng to the musc of MarvLu Zahalan and her lve band, pck up your tcket now n the Concourse! The evenng commences at 8:00 pm;hors doeuvres wll be served So dont mss out on all the fun see vou there! NOT UST ANOTHER CHRSTMAS PARTY! For the frst tme n the hstory of Wlfrd Laurer Unversty, the Womens Athletc Assocaton and the Lettermens C u h have combned forces What better way to mark the occason than wth a party! The WAA duo are proud to present the Frst Annual Chrstmas Party, November 29th from 8 pm at Wlfs Drnkng, dancng and even dnng (buffet) wll helponeease one and all nto the festve season Ths evenng may be one of the few chances to see everyone n somethng other than jeans or sweats, so dont pass up the opportunty f you have mssed tcket sales n the Concourse, the Athletc Complex offce wll make tckets avalable The prce s $500, and all good sports are welcome (ays of WLU coffeehouse: tonght Dr Harret Lyons wll speak on Homosexualty n Cross Cultural Perspectve Hstory Lounge, room 4301 begnnng at 8 pm WLU Stock Market Club Chrstmas Party Wed Dec 1/82 Alumn Hall 712 pm All members and guests welcome (wnnng team wll be announced) The Marketng Assocaton wll be holdng a SLOGAN PUB on Monday Nov 29th n the Paul Martn Centre See your favorte prof lead those who wsh to partcpate n a tacky game show format Good tuncsmodern dancng The CLO AWARDS, a presentaton of the best ads of the past year, wll be shown on Monday an at 8 pm at Bngeman Park Tckets avalable soon through your Marketng Assocaton NDP ASSOCATON THURS NOV 25 8 PM ALUMN HALL SUSAN HURLCH OF OXFAM CANADA THRD WORLD DLVFLOP MENT Nov 25 For where two or three gather n my name shall be there Matt 18:20 A specal lturgy of the cucharst wll be held at St Mchaels Church at 4:30, lor all students, and frends undergong the physcal, emotonal, ntellectual and sprtual stress of endng the school term The Laurer Catholc Communty would lke you to jon them for ths very specal ntenton All are welcome Refreshments to follow ACROSS 1 Belongng to them Nlckn me somethng 6 GovGen who had stroke _ 9 Top room PREVOUS PUZZLE SOLVED 10 Frst PM 11 Eagles nest s PM 14 Brewers «r 15 Door part 16 Gone c1982 THE CANADAN CROSSWORD #89 COAST TO COAST NEWS SERVCES NC 19 Wartme PM 20 ndan cty 23 Charges 25 Synthetc cup materal T D 27 Portals n 29 cseconda opm u BC coastal s land communty 31 Conductors stc 32 Affrmatve 33 Appeases the appet te DOWN 1 Bejewelled headdress % a 2 Amuse 3 Make anew Lowers the estmaton of 5 Tur S nt 6 Brezhnev 7 Grnd the teeth 8 o vest oneself 1r of 13 Short letters 1U Egg parts )? show off,g pefre _ ustnetal lers star 22 Wrte an envelope Ontaro rver 26 Sa lng vessel 28 Buldng lots 29 Unruly crowd $FEDUNCLASSFEDCLASSFEDUN Q <1 1> deeded: Rde ths Frday to To Gal Kngston! Call Warren or oe From all of us thank you so much mmedately at tor the wonderful dnner on hh Saturday nght ts nce to know W there are people around as m r Ths s a wrtten notce to all women thoughtful as you! [Tj ot Laurer that Mr _ Gran Smpson, l» (, u, PS Nce Rbs! has now acqured hs kngs/e V waterbed Please ( contact hs busness manancr for a slowm < Z? Typng Prolessonally Done (j r Reasonable Rates r \ St Satstacton Guaranteed! Q HAPPY 20th G, Gall: Dane Vlaybe sometme between sports 00 W and homework, well fnd some tme rt (preferably nghttme) for each other Wanted T\ r/) Love K rom to ktchener (area) hh BF Goodrch, Weber St j Monday ft \ to Frday to arrve 8:00 am h l pm Please call or 621 To All Second Year Bus Gores: 7393 r\ Better luck next tme guvs! Gore H B s defntely numberone Come L 2 on up and vst sometme! 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12 went 12 The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 25, 19X2 VANER CUP Story and pc page 14 SPORTS Varsty team foldng? page 13 Drop two n Nasmth Hawks lack ntensty by Matt Torgon Amdst all (te glamour and astonshment connected wth the Toronto Argonauts hd for a Grey Cup; and the reopenng of the NF1 season; and the success assocated wth the frst annual Vaner Cup; fans n the K W area were also treated to the ffteenth annual Nasmth basketball tournament, held at the Unversty of Waterloo last weekend Tradtonally the calbre of ball seen durng ths tournament has mpressed basketball fans forqutesome tme, ths year beng no excepton The fnal game saw the Unversty of Wnnpeg Wesmen defeat the hometown lavortc Waterloo Warrors by a score of 6562 The score was very close throughout the entre game The Wesmen overcame a 5 pont defect gong nto the second half to defeat the tournament hosts n ther bd for the coveted Nasmth trophy the Wesmen had to frst defeat our very own Wlfrd laurer Unversty Golden Hawks n ther openng game on Frday afternoon The fnal score saw Wnnpeg defeat us 7249 The Wesmen started out extremely quck wth full court presses and caught Laurer off guard Bv the tme the second half rolled by we were down 20 ponts and were outscored 3616 A strong second half saw Wnnpeg only outseore the Hawks 3633 Dave Bvck played extremely well for Laurer durng the weekends play and on Frdav was the teams leadng scorer wth 9 ponts Unfortunately t wasnt comparable to Wnnpegs two tournament allstars Grant Greenwood and Art Koop, wth 15 and 13 ponts, respectvely Flterng nto the Consolaton sde of the tournament the Faurer Golden 1 lawks went down at the hands of the Unversty ol Western Ontaro Mustangs Once agan beng pressed full court caused the Hawk guards to cough up the ball on a number of occasons The full court press seemed to result n confuson at tmes, producng a somewhat dsorganzed and neffectve offence Wth a 28, shootng percentage from the floor one need not be a stats wzard to realze the Hawks defntely lacked n offensve punch But more nept was the lack (or nonexstancc) of reboundng at both ends of the court Our nablty to followup shots and block out the opponents proved to be devastatng Our total rebounds as a team talled 26 whle our stats showed a 24 for 82 shootng rato from the floor Ths compared to Westerns 47 rebounds wth a 48 < shootng percentage Part of the problem was just cold shooters Fnzo Pazza one of our premer pont getters 5 for 22 from the floor (Many people say ths s contrbutable to the lad that lolly O was appearng at the Bfeslau ths week) earn l ouls also hurl the Golden lawks At one pont the Faurer team fouls out numbered Westerns almost 2 to 1 Pazza and Mke Belak led the team wth 12 ponts each Whle Leon Arendse had 9 t should be noted that although scores and results seem to ndcate the players nablty to perform, ther manner of play on the court demonstrates ther desre to wn Photo by Kevn Mcluthlcn Laurer forward Dave Byck (42) skes for rebound n ffteenth annual Nasmth Classc The Hawks dropped ths game 7249 to the eventual tournament champons, Wnnpeg Wesmen OUAA says no to dstllery TORONTO (CLlP) Members of an Ontaro athletcs assocaton have refused a $25,000 sponsorshp offer from a Canadan dstller because the company wanted too drect an assocaton wth the organzaton The Ontaro Unverstes Athletc Assocaton (OUAA) rejected Glbey Canadas offer to sponsor the hockey season, although t accepted a Labatts proposal to promote football The Glbevs offer was rejected because the admnstratons at the unverstes of Toronto, Western and Queens opposed t However, tle 10 other OUAA member supported t U of T athletc drector Gb Chapman sad the Glbey sponsorshp entaled too drect an assocaton wth OUAA hockey and there are better ways of achevng our objectves Chapman sad the Labatts offer to promote OUAA football was acceptable because they planned to use posters and advertsements, whle Glbeys wanted to drectly sponsor teams and compettons He sad the Labatts approach was acceptable provded the ads meet any lquor commsson regulatons and are approved n good taste by the OUAA So why are these companes fghtng to offer sports teams easy money? Labatts campus representatve Ed Skrlj doesnt deny that ncreased sales s hs companys motvaton The unversty market s one of the most mportant markets to breweres, sad Skrlj We recognze they (the OUAA) need funds We try and help the unversty out and n return we get the advertsng and keep our name n a hgh profle Nke, Pony CocaCola and Speedo have all sponsored OUAA sports at some tme and, accordng to Chapman, there was always some suggeston that students buy ther products But some unverstes are senstve about whch sponsorshps they wll accept because of the product s mage Were tryng to promote health and ftness, sad A 1Lenard, Queens Unversty athletc drector We cant be promotng beer and contd on page 15

13 you you you you you SPORTS QUZ by Chuck Tatham and Mke Locke 1 When Buffalo and Vancouver joned the NHL n 1972 who dd Vancouver take as ther frst round draft choce? 2 The 1982 baseball season had two pro coaches wth sons playng also n the pros What were the fatherson combnatons? 3 Whch former Kansas Cty Chel became known lor hs orgnal arrow shaped harcut? 4 Whch coach won the Stanley Cup n 1971 and was promptly fred? 5 What s the Outland Trophy awarded tor? 6 Other than they both played centre for the 76ers of the NBA what do looses Malone and Darryl Dawkns have n common? (No not ther skn colour) 7 Whch two exavs played n the World Seres Ths year? 8 Who s the head coach of th Georga Bulldog football team? 9 Who dd the Mlwaukee Bucks have to gve up to acqure the rghts to Dave Cowens? 10 Who was n the backfeld wth oe Namath when the NY ets won the Super Bowl Mssng: Squash players by Tm Hawkns The Womens Squash Team could cease to exst by ths Monday and the reason seems unacceptable t s not because of a lack of fundng or a decson bv the admnstraton to drop the sport t s due to the lack ol squash players The Womens Squash Team s only ndcatve of what the majorty of Laurers mnor teams are facng Over the past few years, mnor sports such as crosscountry runnng, ndoor and outdoor track and feld, swmmng and golf have lacked athletes support What bothers coaches most on ths ssue, though, s that the athletes are out there How easy s t to gel a squash court these days t s next to mpossble, further m or e everywhere you seem to look, you see students wth jackets that don ther partcular sport Whle ths artcle may seem to be a sales ptch to Lon mnor sports, wthout membershp, many of our sports could be elmnated The word membershp should be stressed here because many of laurers team stress partcpaton not placements Laurer, lor ts sze, offers one of the best athletc programs n the provnce t s a shame not to lake advantage ofwhat the school offers Returnng to the Womens Squash team ssue, a foldng of the team at ths tme could be devastatng t s unfar to the athletes that have practced up to ths pont but more mportantly, once the team folds, the chances ol renstatng the spol are mnmal, fnally, the foldng of the squash team could set the trend for the CORONET 871 Vctora St N ts from Vancouver» Tonght, Nov 25 1 Langer Queston: Name the two teams whch partcpated n the 1973 US Polo Assocaton Natonal Open What was the fnal score and whch player led hs team to vctory? Answers n Scoreboard How dd you do? 10 wn a weeks vacaton wth Chrste Bnkley at Club Med 79 wn a weekend wth Chuck Tatham n Guelph 46 wn a seasons pass to the 1983 Laurer football games 13 wn a weekend wth Dck! Beddoes n Hamlton 0 wll be transported to Exhbton Stadum where you wll be forced to watch the Grey Cup game n ts entrety elmnaton of many of Laurers other teams N8A Womens Squash team meetng wll be held on Saturday Nov 27 to dscuss the future of the team Tme of the meetng can be found n the AC New members are encouraged to come out Do you need a lttle help from a frendto cope wth an unplanned pregnancy? BRTHRGHT cares Phone The Cord Weekly Thursday November Chucks Ground f you arc not nto statstcs and fgures there s no reason n readng the rest of ths column am gong to be lookng at our schools budget Havng faled accountng once, and comng damn close to dong tle same n stats lor the second tme, ths wll not be one of your more ndepth reports t s just gong to look at a few numbers and compare them to some others Beng generally nterested n how Laurers money s spent, was gven the proper ncentve to dp further research by a column that appeared n last weeks Cord Here are a couple of quotes from that column, we should be angrvangry wth Laurer Admnstraton examples whch are ample causes to be gratng ones teeth overfor clear understandng of the admnstratons prortes look at the balance of fundng 1 am convnced that the people who hold the schools pursestrngs are armchar jocks How else could the logc of fundng a handful of students, namely the football team, wth a totally dsproportonate amount of money, be explaned? Those thousands of dollars would be better spent n terms of educatonal beneft, on new labs for the scence departments, for example But 110, those dollars are squandered on helpng the football team lose more effectvely 1 have to wonder f the author hmself, for a clear understandng of the admnstraton prortes looked at the balance of fundng do not thnk that he dd So here, for your and hs readng enjoyment, s the Wlfrd Laurer budget for 19X21983 ACADHMC FACULTES $ REGSTRAR ATHLETCS LBRARY STUDENT SERVCES TOTAL Now quck grab von calculator and you wll fnd, as dd, that the whole Athletc budget s only of the school budget Shall repeat that number? ^ That crtcs beef was not wth the athetc budget anyhow He was burned at how much just the football team was gettng n funds Okay fne The football team receves $39,720 That, my lne mathematcal frends, works out to f >r of the schools budget for ths year 1 see no reason to repeat that number 1 have learned, the hard way, n my short journalstc career, that t s very mportant to have ones facts correct before reportng on somethng t s even more mportant, for credbltys sake, n a report that s crtcal of somebody or somethng Possbly the crtc of the football teams budget dd have the facts and stll felt that the percentages were too hgh and maybe, just maybe, that s why hs column s approprately ttled Lttle Bts Chuck Krkham G, THE OR CNDERELLA TO ROCK, RELAX AND REMNSCE! v^/ EAT L ES C L U >v><wth THE MUSC OF THE FAB FOUR PLS>\/ S THE 60s/70s SOUND SX DAYS A WEEK!, Fr Dec 3 gt Dec 4 FORGOTTEN REBELS KM MTCHELL (Tckets Now on Sale) CLEVELAND

14 : backs 14 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 25, 1982 Womens Varsty Last Thursday the WLU Womens Volleyball team hosted Guelph n the frst and only home game before Chrstmas n game no 1 Laurer had frst serve and never looked back Playng aggressvely, they defeated Guelph 152 The second game started slow for the Hawks and they fell behnd 70 But, once the home crowd got behnd the players, they started playng ther gamefnal Score, 1513 for WLU n the 3rd and what proved to be the last game of the match, t was apparent that the Hawks wanted ths vctory more than Guelph dd Although thev stalled at the 9 pont mark and let Guelph catch up, they ralled and once agan took the play to the Gryphons, forcng them to make the mstakesfnal Score, 159 WLU Coach Leach feels that all 6 Hawk Watchng players who played the entre match were outstandng Captan Karen Ehgoetz and Lorena Motto dd some terrfc settng to allow our htters to ht the ball so well Mddle Htters Ruth Hrtle and Wendy Smcosk and Power Htter Carol Stewart made some tremendous offensve and defensve plays A specal menton must be made of the consstent and aggressve play of 3rd year player Mo Pvke Mo seems to be on her way to havng her best year at Laurer and Coach Leach hopes she contnues to play and contrbute to the team the way she has the past few matches Lastly, a quck but not unmportant menton of the support of the 6 players who saw no acton durng the matchwthout ther support we cannot functon as a team t has been a long and sometmes brutal preseason for the Hawks but, Thurs has shown both the Coach and the players that the talent s there Hard work and playng experence wll mold ths team nto a formdable opponent for anv OWAA team The Womens Basketball team hosted the Unversty of Waterloo las< Wednesday nght and, although the fnal score was not n ther favor (8163) the Hawks played well throughout the game and were, at tmes, wthn 3 ponts of pullng nto the lead An outstandng offensve effort was regstered by Captan Helen Rutckyj who shot for 19 from the floor and 5 for 7 from the lne to pour n 27 ponts for the Laurer cause She was supported bv Lorre Woodstock (13 ponts), Sava Krasulja (8 ponts) and ane Wllams (8 ponts) The Hawk B Ballers are begnnng to jell as a team and wth tme, wll get stronger and better Hockey by ohn Sanderson The Hawks ran ther regular season record to 42 last week wth a 96 wn over the Brock Badgers On the weekend, the Hawks dropped two n a double header match up wth Cornell Unversty of thca, New York The Brock game opened up early for the Hawks wth veteren defencemen Rav Krammer poppng n a backhand The Hawks turned a penalty nto ther advantage by scorng a short hand goal and soon found themselves ahead 20 The frst perod ended wth the Hawks ahead 41 Addtonal goal scorers for the Hawks were Martndale, wth the short handed goal, Paul Roantree and Rob Whstle The Badgers came out flyng n the second perod and caught the Hawks asleep, wth an early goal Any drve on the part of the Badgers was stfled when Tm GForce Glencross and Dan Speck came up wth goals Before the perod had ended Brock had popped n onemore whle Glencross, wth hs second, Dan Poulter and Don Poulter counted for the Hawks The thrd perod belonged to the Badgers, but t was a matter of too lttle, too late The Hawks were outshot, 117, and Brock poured n three unanswered goals before the Hawks scored one more to deflate the overly pesky Badgers Although the Hawks dd not plav a whole game of hockey, they dd show some mprovement and ths was cause for hope on the part of team coach Wayne Gowng, We can account for out greatest mprovement wth the teams ratonalzaton that, to wn, we must work together as a unt, not as ndvduals Game ne of the doubled n saw the Hawks play befo capacty crowd of 4200 at Corn,! Unversty The Hawks came Hyng 0 only to be shot down not one, but twce,on dsallowed goals both nstances the ref felt that Laurer the forwards were n the creas thus dsallowng the goals The frs perod ended wth the scor deadlocked at zero The teams exchanged one goal each n second,he and they entered the thrd perod ted at one The thrd perod, as n the last game, saw a complete breakdown by the Hawks n ths game, they dd not have a bg lead to fall back on, and the Bears ol Cornell walked away wth a 71 vctory The score really s not that ndcatve of the play, but the Hawks stll have to work on playng sxty mnutes of hockey The Hawks lost the second game of the weekend 63, and agan played a strong game As n the frst game, there was a dsputed goal And agan the referees decson was n avour of the hometcam A shot from the pont bounced off the cross barand nto the corner The goal judge however, saw the puck enter the net and that s what counts The Hawks played ther strongest game of the week and got stronger as the game wore on Cornell, ever the opportunst, took advantage of every Laurer mscue and came away wth the vctory The Hawksoutshot the Bears but Cornell came up wth some outstandng goaltendng The Hawks upcomng games are all gong to be tough matches and they wll need strong play from everyone n ther games wth Guelph, McMaster, and Queens MEET THE AUTHOR WALTER STEWART lnlo hv Kevn \l( la/lt ÜBC runnng back Laurent Deslaurer tears up the turf on hs way to the Thunderbrds fnal touchdown Thunderbrds take Vaner By Chuck Krkham Evdence that Canadan Unversty football s mprovng was clearly shown at Saturdays Vaner Cup CAU champonshp The Unversty of Brtsh Columba Thunderbrds took the Cup wth an mpressve 3914 vctory over the Unversty of Western Ontaro Mustangs Awesome seems to be the most popular adjectve used to descrbe the TBrds and the easy way that they handled the Mustangs They are the best team that we have played ths year sad Western coach Darwn Semotuk They mght be the best team that have ever seen n Canadan college ball The Thunderbrds were led by the runnng of second year player Glen Steele Steele set a record wth hs 21 carres for 236 yards All told the Brtsh Columba offense ganed an ncredble 570 yards n offense Western n comparson had 170 yards n offense Another mportant stat that cannot be forgotten s the attendance, 14,759 fathful showed up to gve ther support Canadan ball s defntely on the rse Now f only there was a place that these young kds could effectvely show ther talent after graduatng The plght of Canadan quarterbacks s well known Hopefully thngs wll mprove and the CFL coaches wll realze not all Canadans were made to be blockng and lnemen on hs latest book TOWERS OF GOLD: FEET OF CLAY Tuesday, November 30th at 3:30 pm n the TURRET on the top floor of the student unon buldng Refreshments served 10% off the book at the event only Ths wse and wtty book tells Canadans much more about ther banks than the bankers are anxous to have nosed about Sponsored by THE BOOKSTORE Wlfrd Laurer Unversty

15 Word 15x Results Wednesday Hockey GP W L T A P Queens Toronto Guelph Laurer Western McMaster Wndsor York Laurentan Brock RMC Waterloo Rverson laurer 9 Brock 6 Saturday Toronto 4 Western 3 McMaster 5 York 3 Queens 3 Cuelpl 3 Laurentan 6 Waterloo 3 Wndsor 5 Rverson 2 Sunday (uelph 10 Rverson 2 laurentan 4 Waterloo 2 l:\lbton Cornell 7 laurer Cornell 6 aurer 3 Future Games Dec (uelph at Laurer Dec 3 aurer at McMaster Dec 4 Queens at aurer Scoreboard Basketball NASMTH TOURNAMENT CHAMPONSHP FNAL Wnnpeg 65 Waterloo 62 THRD PLACE York 83 Tros Rveres 63 CONSOLATON FNAL Western 89 Carleton 84 Future Games Rverson Tournament Nov 26 and 27 Football VANER CUP ÜBC 39 Western 14 BC wns natonal champonshp Tamae Hockey Womens Varsty Sports Next GamesB Ball Wed )cc McMaster 6:30 pm V Ball l ues Nov 23 at Western 6 pmtues Nov 30 at Waterloo Bpm Buffalo Chps by Brett Roberts & Mutt Targan Alrght We admt t The lust three artcles that we have submtted have not contaned the type ol content that you have grown accustomed to wthn the confnes of ths column We realze ths and would lke to rectfy ths stuaton n the near future Please accept our humblest apologes As lar as we can tell, there seems to be a trend towards fullybashng ths year And about tme loo! Now many ol you are probably sttng hack and thnkng that ths s st gong to be another fully storv Wrong! he followng paragraphs were handed nto the Cord almost thrteen months ago So here, tor the frst lme on dsplay n publc vew s the frst orgnal fully crtque, as t was lrst wrtten thrteen months ago What has become of the famous Wll rd Laurer football dvnasl\ whch s customarly n a battle for lst place, not a struggle for fourth? Wll we ever see players of m un C S Ca ^ lc lcrc m de future? What has become of our football program, a program that has Produced several C 1calbre players n the past? t s long past tme that we reassessed the standng our llustrous head football «>ach, Dave Tuffv Knght Admttedly, unverstv lootball n a Canada s treated wth a dfferent emphass than football n the US colleges The most sgnfcant ml ere nee s that n the US football s a moneymakng venture and n many cases dctates the exstancc ol 1 college, because of the massve amount of revenue generated GP W L T F A p BZ () () 22 7 X BZ X X BZ BZ () BZ BZ BZ S 22 1 As such, football s busness, and f a coach does not produce, hesout the doorand fast Specfcally, does Tuffv beleve that the same spectre of dsmssal hangs over hs head Maybe, because he doesnt, he s becomng complacent Who can fre Tuffv? Remember, he s Wlls athletc drector and thereby responsble for admnstraton of our sports programmng whch entals all athletc programs and sports teams le controls the pursestrngs and some people would say that he performs ths task n an unfar and based wayn favour of the football budget Could ths be so because he s the head coach of the football team? Perhaps Tuffys poston creates a conflct of nterest Anyone who has tred to deal wth fully on fundng for varstv teams knows how stubborn and ntractble he can be Ask the people who had to fght so hard to establsh a varsty soccer team, and a varstv squash or rugby team An excellent example s the current state of the varsty squash and badmnton teams, w ho all share the same coach Thats lour teams, who because ol the tmerestrctons mposed upon ther coach wll fnd themselves on ther own at many tournaments ths year, wthout the beneft of a coach on hand Ths however, s much better than ther past experence, n whch they had to also fnd ther own transportaton and accomodatons for tournaments The ssue of varsty team fundng defntely needs to be explored further Answers 1 Dale Tallon 2 Cal Rpkn Sr & Cal Rpkn r Yog Berra & Dale 3 Erne Holmes 4 Al MacNel 5 Best Lnemen n S College 6 No college 7 Pete Vuckovch & Roy Howell 8 Vnce Doolev 9 Qunn Buckner 10 ohn Rggns 11 Oak Brook 9 Wllowbend 4 Charles Smth 5 goals Lquor contd from page 12 lquor n the same breath Lenard sad he also spurns largescale sponsorshp by any company Although Queens allows several Kngston companes to quetly support ts teams, we dont want posters plastered all over the place or hghkey commercalsm, he sad However, he added that Queens would partcpate n any OUAAapproved programs ts not far to tell our students they cant compere because of a decson we made, he sad Luckly, Queens competes n the RESUMES The Cord Weekly Thursday November OntaroQuebec Football Conference, not the OUA A, and so avoded any debate over the Labatts proposal The Unversty of Western Ontaro was not so lucky Western, lke Queens opposes any sponsorshp by breweres, dstllers or tobacco companes, and stood alone n opposton to the Labatts offer Western polcy permts beer and alcohol ads n contnung unversty publcatons, but opposes other types of promotons Western has therefore refused to share n any revenue the OUAA agreement wth Labatts generates Executve Secretaral Servces nc A Word Processng/Typng Servce Bureau ESSAYS LETTERS MALNG LSTS Be a cut above the others Process your work; A cheaper way of typesettng Corporaton Square, 30 Duke St W Gr Fl Ktchener, Ontaro C4CRSH MGMORCS Of CH^STTV^ pw \ FLM PROCESSNG EXPOSURES 20 EXPOSURES 24 EXPOSURES 24 EXPOSURES $549 $849 $999 $1399 pmmmheaaaeaaaawwmg We also process dsc flm We use > SET THE BOOKSTORE H good look s~ $649 WLFRD LAURER UNVERSTY N THE CONCOURSE

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