Homer Oh come on Marge. Do you really have to go out tonight. Marge Homer, as you know my friends have invited me to come over their place.
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1 Honey, I ve Ruined Our Holiday By Ryan Gault Date April 2007 Opening Credits I will not shout Mayday on an airplane Couch Gag The Family run in and jump over spikes except Homer who fails and lands in the spikes. The rest of the family tip over from the chair and also land in the spikes. Homer and Marge s Bedroom. Night. Marge getting dressed and Homer sitting on the bed. Homer Oh come on Marge. Do you really have to go out tonight. Marge Homer, as you know my friends have invited me to come over their place. Homer I thought you didn t have any friends. Marge I do now. Homer But, its lamb chop night. Marge (angry) Who cares what night it is, I m going out and you can t stop me. Homer (sad) But who ll watch the kids Marge (really angry) You! Now I have to go otherwise I will be late. (Marge slams the door, Homer sighs.) Homer and Marge s Bedroom. Night. All lights are off except for the alarm clock which says its 1:30. Homer asleep. Marge Hey Homey I am home. Homer (Half-asleep) What, oh hi Marge. What time is it Marge (Going in to bed) Half past one. Homer (Curious) Why are you in so late tonight? Marge (eyes shifting) erm, I ur lost track of time. Yeah completely lost track of the time. Well Goodnight. (Turns off light) Homer (Sighs) Oh half past one, I ll never get back to a good night sle (falls asleep, snoring) Simpsons Kitchen. Morning, Roughly 8:00. Lisa is at the table reading Junior Sceptic. Bart walks in.
2 Bart (Happy) Good Morning everybody. Lisa (Sceptical) Why are you in such a good mood. For starters it s a Monday and also you have school. Bart I believe you mean we have school. Lisa Whatever Bart Well all the regular staff are at a boring convention all the way in Toronto. So everybody has got a substitute teacher. Lisa (Surprised) Who then is running the school? Ralph walks past the window. Ralph I answer that one Lisa. Lisa (Shocked) How the hell did you get there? Ralph What makes you so surprised? Bart You don t even know your way to school without following someone. Ralph But I am afraid of the monsters in the forest. Bart and Lisa both burst out laughing Lisa (Trying to keep a straight face) Ok, who is deputising? Ralph Supernintendo Chalmers Close up on Ralph. Leprechaun appears on his right shoulder Leprechaun They laughed at you. So you should burn the house down. Ralph starts to laugh. Ralph Have you got a match? Bart Sure, why? Ralph You will see. (Evil grin) The School Bus blasts its horn and Bart and Lisa get up and go. Lisa (Looking on the table) Oh no. We have got no lunches. Bart Well, we will have to pay for the ghastly meal.
3 Lisa But it provides no vegetarian options. Bart Well tough. No come on or we will miss the bus. Bart and Lisa run on to the school bus. Otto Hey Bart man Bart Otto man, how s it going? Otto Cool. Lisa Urm Bart, were is Ralph. Bart Oh my God. A massive explosion comes from the Simpsons house, the bus is forced to tilt and Marge s Car is lifted on top of Ned Flanders s roof. Ned runs outside Ned What the diddly is going on here. Bart and Lisa clamber out of the bus. Bart The house has been blown up. Ned By who Bart. Bart Ralph. Out of no where. Groundskeeper Willie comes along. Willie Och. You say the chiefs son. That s a strong accustation. Bart He asked for a match. Willie (Grinning) He did noo. (Starts to run past the house and soon catches up with Ralph) Ralphie, your gannin doon me chap. Ralph But the leprechaun told me to do it. Willie Yeah sure, (Sharply) When I go back to Scotland. (Laughs) Come on son. Camera back to Bart and Lisa. This time standing on the grass verge with Ned. In the background you can see the kids getting out of the bus. Lisa Oh my God! What about Mum and Maggie. Bart There could be a slim chance they survived Camera Widens to be able to see Marge and Maggie
4 Marge I think that slim chance Is what I had. Lisa Mum! Lisa and Bart both run up and hug Marge. Ned Ah. A nice family. Wait, didn t you have a cat and a dog. Marge Homer took them out for a walk. Lisa and Bart break into laughter. A Mercedes pulls up and a smartly dressed man steps out. Man Hello. My name is Alex Alexander. I am assessing the fire. Homer (not in shot) What fire. Lisa- Ralph blew up the house. Homer That crazy little b Alex Brilliant stuff. Your version of events perfectly add up to his side of the story. Except he mentions a leprechaun. Bart That s Ralph for you. Alex I have only been here two minutes and you seem like a nice family. Anyway I have a holiday to go to anywhere in the world for six. Me, my wife and my four kids go. However, I have some, difficulty at home and they are not coming. Wanna come. Homer Yeah. Alex Its either Germany or Jamaica. Homer Why Germany? Alex (zooms up, the light darkens as if evil) I have some unfinished business. Homer So basically your in the Mafia. Alex Yes. Bart Jamaica it is. Aeroplane, Afternoon, Bart, Maggie and Lisa at the front, behind them are Homer, Marge and Alex. Captain (OS) Ladies and Gentlemen. We are levelling off at about 2000 feet, (faint beeping sound can be heard) What, the plane says we are going to stall
5 First Officer (OS) Well obviously, if you had kept higher than 220 knots we might not have this situation. Nearly all of the passengers and crew have there mouths open. Shot into cockpit. Captain Damn. We are going to die. Die. Back to cabin where pandemonium has spread. First Officer (OS) You idiot. You let the entire plane know we are going to crash into the land. Captain (OS) Well Sorry. At least I got my pilot awards. First Officer (OS) Yeah but who saved the plane that had no engines. Captain (OS) That was down to pure luck. The intercom cuts off. Shot to Bart, Lisa and Maggie Bart Why are they arguing instead of bringing the plane down safely. Forest. Afternoon. Wildlife Is happy for a few seconds. Then you can hear the sound of a jet engine coming and the plane smashes into the ground with a fireball erupting. Silence is all that can be heard. Then the doors open. Homer How the hell did we survive? Alex I have absolutely no idea. Bart I can truly say we are lost. Lisa Yes A wide shot of the camp is revealed. Alongside The Simpsons and Alex are 4 men 5 women. Also a person is dressed in black. The camp. Afternoon. Homer steps up to a branch. Homer (shouting) Ur. Everybody, listen to me. (Bart laughs) Why you little (strangles Bart) Bart (Weakly) The people. Homer Oh yeah (takes his hands off Bart, Bart rubs his neck) (Coughs) Ok. Alex You strangle your son. Homer erm yeah.
6 Man #1 He should not be our leader Everybody Yeah. New Leader. New Leader. New Leader. Man in Black I could be it. Everybody The man in black. The man in black. Man in black steps on to the branch shoving Homer out of the way. Man in Black People, first thing is we need to survive. Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Go and get us some water. Homer, Marge and the other guy, get some food, everybody else get a shelter built for us to rest in. Everybody goes off in different directions, camera zooms into Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Bart That guy sounded familiar, and how did he know our names but not Alex s. Lisa That s a good point. Ah here is the water. Bart looks around and sees three buckets. Bart Hey Lis. There are some buckets over there. I will just get them Lisa Ok. Bart walks to the buckets when he is suddenly rugby tackled by the man in black. Bart struggles against him as he drags him into a small wooden hut. Man in Black Hello Bart (takes off mask and reveals to be Sideshow Bob) Bart (Scared) Sideshow Bob, Why? Sideshow Bob Oh you will see why. But first my devious plan. Bart This isn t going to take forever. Sideshow Bob No. Now get into that torture table and listen. Bart obeys Bart (really scares) So what are you going to do? Sideshow Bob Nothing much. I will take a model of you which I have fortunately already made. I walk into camp and say I found this body in the water as I was going to the toilet. Then, while they bury sweet stuffy Bart. I will blow up the camp using a bomb and find the helicopter that is supposed to be here. Bart Your plans get better each time we meet. Except what are you going to do with me.
7 Sideshow Bob I thought you might ask that. You will be tested on like a rat for everything from Anthrax to Asthma. Bart You can t do that to me. Sideshow Bob I can and I will. I have contacts anyway. Bart (Quietly) Damn. Base Camp. Night. Every one is there except for Bob and Bart. Bob then turns up running holding a model Bart, still wearing his black mask. Bob Folks I have terrifying news. On of our young camp members has been found dead in the lake. (Everybody murmurs, Bob put the model down) Marge Bart, Bart (Crying ) Noo, please don t be Bart. Bob He is dead. Oh I better go to the toilet. (Heads off towards the huts) Alex That s not Bart. Homer It isn t Alex Nah. Pretty impressive model. I ll ring my contacts. (he flips his phone open and dials, we can see him nodding and shaking but not hearing him talk). Wooden Hut. Night, Bob opens the door Bob Ah young Bart your friends and family all think you are dead. Now for my master plan. (Evil Laugh) A creak from the door. Fat Tony Your evil plan? Sideshow Bob (spins around) What the hell? Just killing everybody. Fat Tony Do you even know who I am? Bob No Fat Tony (draws gun) let me explain. I am lets say an Italian American. Part of the mafia, you see. Bob Oh s Bart Sweet, Fat Tony. Fat Tony Ah, young Bartholomew. Nice to see you again.
8 The door is burst open. Alex and Homer are there. Alex Thank god you made it. Fat Tony Anything for young Alex. Alex Well I busted you from prison (Homer looks shocked, then two gunshots about 5 seconds apart. Alex is lying on the floor clutching his chest, Bob is on the floor clutching his knee) You fat f Fat Tony For your information, I sincerely said not to be calling at night. Alex Well it s a bit late for being sorry. Bart Oh yeah. Fat Tony Legs take the kidnapper away and drown him in the lake for a minute then put him on the plane like he did with Bart. Legs Yes boss. (leaves with Bob) Bart Thanks Fat Tony Fat Tony No problem Bart. Now I am up I might as well kill Dean Saunders for not paying his money. Bart Oh, one thing, how did you find us? Fat Tony There is a airport about five hundred meters south of here. Homer D oh. (Fat Tony leaves) Airport. Afternoon. Lisa, Bart and Maggie are in the café. They have orange juice. Lisa How many times has he tried to kill you? Bart I ve lost count. Quite a few. Lisa (takes a sip of orange juice) Yeah well what s going to happen next, the CIA come and say. Wanna join. Bart If that happens, I will give you ten dollars. (A man wearing a suit appears) Man You Bartholomew Jojo Simpson. Bart Yes man. Man Welcome to the CIA. End of Part 1.
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