THE SIGN OF THE FOUR

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle s THE SIGN OF THE FOUR Adapted for the Stage By DR. SHANG HAI LOW Being a ripping dra ma ti za tion in two parts of twelve scenes af ter the second of many rem i nis cences regarding the singular career of Sherlock Holmes, Consulting De tec tive, as re counted by Dr. John H. Wat son, late of Her Majesty s Army Medical De part - ment in service to the Afghan Campaign. Dramatic Publishing Woodstock, Il li nois Eng land Aus tra lia New Zea land

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ED I TORS NOTES Sir Arthur Conan Doyle s most fa mous creation, the leg end - ary de tec tive Sherlock Holmes, was not, in the stories, an avid theatergoer. Yet in spite of Holmes aver sion to all things the at - ri cal, he can hardly be de scribed as a stranger to the stage. Sherlock Holmes has appeared in so many plays and films in the past hun dred years, it sometimes seems that Holmes was a char ac ter cre ated for the thea tre and that the stories were merely a di vert ing ap pend age, a novelization of the mov ies. This ver sion of The Sign of The Four (the Doyle story most often adapted for the stage), ben e fits, we feel, from two years care ful study of the complete Canon, a painstaking re turn to the source of this iconic figure, assisted by the counsel of some of the 50 Sherlockian societies in and around Chicago most es pe cially, the city s oldest: Hugo s Com pan ions. A faithful eye was kept to ward weed ing out both in text and staging those elements that have been laid upon the char - ac ter s mythos through more than a century s worth of in ter pre - ta tion. For ex am ple, in the orig i nal Ap ple Tree pro duc tion, Holmes smoked the re quired clay pipes called for in the stories, as op posed to the larger varieties adopted by the great William Gillette in his stage productions. And, since the de tec tive never trav els to the countryside in this story, he did not wear his most rec og niz able accessory: the deer stalker cap. But these were rules that seemed important to us, at the time, and need not be written in stone for you, should you want to in - vest in the good nos tal gia of your par tic u lar audience as we ourselves felt the need to break them in our original advertising art. 5

On the whole, our stag ing re search fo cused on Vic to rian stagecraft as the pri mary tool used to wind through the many places and events re quired by the text but certainly need not be limited to that. All one needs is a love of all things the at ri cal, really. For example, Toby the Dog ap pears in the play and, not hav ing a live dog handy, we sim ply used a pup pet on wheels to the delight of the au di ences. Ex cep tions: pro duc tions should make the great est ef fort to obtain proper, accurate trans la tions of the Indian dialects rep re - sented here, and it would be a great disappointment to us if South Asian actors were not en gaged for the three parts re quir - ing them. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS We are so very grate ful to Linda Habjan at Dra matic Pub lishing, Cecelie Keenan, Eileen Boevers and all the good folks at the Apple Tree Thea tre in Highland Park, Ill., and the original cast, designers, crew and volunteers of our production. We also thank Tom Creamer and Steve Scott at the Goodman and all of the ac - tors and de sign ers who participated in read ings and workshops of the text. Chris Redmond of www.sherlockian.net was of great pro mo - tional help to us, Char ley Sherman for moral sup port, and as stated before, the care and attention of Chicago s Hugo s Com - pan ions, spe cif i cally our point men: Tom Evans, Ely Liebow and David Humphrey, was invaluable. 6

Sir Ar thur Conan Doyle s The Sign of the Four, adapted by Dr. Shanghai Low, premiered at the Apple Tree Theatre on June 18, 2003, with the following cast and crew: Paramesh / Ser geant / Brahmvir Chada....JA SON BALL Thaddeus Sholto / Major Ed ward Sholto / Wiggins... TOM BATE MAN Ravishnu / Abinaash Ahuja... PARVESH CHEENA Dr. John Watson... JOE FORBRICH Sherlock Holmes... MICHAEL GRANT Mahendra / Toba Singh...ANISH JETHMALANI Indian Ma gi cian / Toby (puppeteer) / Bartholomew Sholto / Tonga / Achmet... RONALD JIU Mrs. Hud son / Mrs. Cecil For rester / Mrs. Bernstone / Mrs. Smith....LINDA KIMBROUGH Miss Mary Morstan / Capt. Ar thur Morstan. KATE MARTIN McMurdo / Athelney Jones / Mr. Wild...BILL MCGOUGH Billy / Dr. Mortimer / Jonathan Small. LARRY NEUMANN JR. Di rec tor... STEVE PICKERING Assistant Di rec tors...scott CUMMINS & BIRGITTA VICTORSON Scenic De sign...jac QUE LINE and RICH ARD PENROD Lighting De sign...peter GOTTLIEB Costume Design....PATTI ROEDER Orig i nal Mu sic and Sound Design...ROB ERT STEEL Lit er ary Czar...KEVIN THEIS Visual Czar....CHAR LIE ATHANAS Props Design....MICHELLE CAPLAN Dialect Coach....JILL WALMSLEY-ZAGER A.E.A., Stage Man ager... RITA VREELAND 7

Technical Director...SCOTT MILLER Master Electrician...GINA PATTERSON Dramaturg...RUBY THOMAS Indian Ad vi sor....shreeyash PALSHIKAR Weapons/Military Advisor... IAN CHRIS TO PHER Sherlockian Ad vi sors... TOM EVANS, ELY LIEBOW, DAVID HUMPHREY of Hugo s Com pan ions Spe cial thanks: Den nis Di rec tor, Barbara Gaines, Gary Grif fin, Anjalee Deshpande, Kristine Thatcher, Larry Yando, Kevin Gudhal, Scott Par kin son, John Lis ter, Lia Mortensen, Roderick Peeples. 8

THE SIGN OF THE FOUR DR. JOHN WAT SON SHERLOCK HOLMES MISS MARY MORSTAN MRS. HUD SON BILLY RAVISHNU MAHENDRA PARAMESH THADDEUS SHOLTO McMURDO MRS. BERNSTONE ATHELNEY JONES PO LICE SER GEANT MRS. CECIL FORRESTER MRS. SMITH DR. MORTIMER POSTMAN WIGGINS SMALL A Play in Two Parts For 7-10 Men and 2-4 Women CHAR AC TERS (continued on following page) 9

TONGA CHADA SINGH AHUJA ACHMET/RAJA (non-speaking) CAP TAIN MORSTAN NOTE: See page 7 for doubling suggestions as done by the Ap ple Tree Thea tre. 10

PART ONE SCENE ONE (Music. Lights up on Victorian street scene. A MAN ad - dresses us as the scene shifts to an up stairs sit ting room.) MAN (aside). The date is Sep tem ber 18, 1888, three o clock in the afternoon. The place is London, Eng land; a second-floor sit ting room at Baker Street, Marylebone. Number: 221 (Beat.) B. (He exits. The sit ting room is an intensely cluttered com - bi na tion library, lab o ra tory and Mu seum of Crime. A for mi da ble cloud of smoke con ceals the ceil ing. Reigning over the chaos is Victoria a large portrait of the queen in an oval frame. Next to her the ini tials V.R. have been shot into the wall. In the midst of this, two Victorian GENTLEMEN of mod - estly com fort able means are discovered. One sits in a chair fac ing us. An open newspaper conceals his iden - tity. Be hind, and to the right, sits a winged-back chair fac ing the op po site direction. A small table sits in be - tween the two chairs. We per ceive someone must be slouched in this second chair because thin tendrils of smoke rise from it, mak ing their way to the cloud on the 11

12 THE SIGN OF THE FOUR Part I ceil ing. A few mo ments pass. The MAN behind the news - pa per low ers it to check his pocket watch. He is DR. JOHN WAT SON, 36 years of age. As if the watch reminds him of some thing, he leans back to ad - dress the other MAN. No ticing what his associate is do - ing, WAT SON folds his paper, and faces forward.) WAT SON. Which is it to day? Mor phine or co caine? (Noises of the injection process from the up stage chair.) MAN. Hm? WAT SON. Yes. I see. MAN. Was it something? WAT SON. I said, Which is it to day? Mor phine or co - caine? MAN. It is cocaine. WAT SON. Ah. Va ri ety. MAN. A seven-per cent so lu tion. WAT SON. Three times a day, in as many months, Holmes. You sur pass yourself. HOLMES. Oh? I hadn t noticed. WAT SON. Frankly, I m stricken with my own cow ard ice in not previously bring ing up the mat ter. HOLMES. But you had two glasses of claret with your lun - cheon to day. WAT SON. How on earth did you? (He stops himself.) HOLMES (a soft chuckle. Holding up a syringe). Would you care to try some of this? WAT SON. No, I would not. HOLMES. I as sure you, it will keep you much less dis pu - tatious than the claret obviously has.

Part I THE SIGN OF THE FOUR 13 WAT SON. My con sti tu tion has not yet got over the Afghan cam paign, all these years hence. I can ill af ford to throw extra strain upon it. HOLMES (sighs deeply). Oh, per haps you are right, Wat - son. I ve sensed your dis ap proval for some time. WAT SON. Indeed. HOLMES. And I suppose that its influence is phys i cally a bad one. WAT SON. My dear fel low, with all the cur rent advances in med i cal sci ence at your grasp, can there be any doubt? HOLMES. But, you see, I find it so tran scen dently stim u - lat ing and clar i fy ing to the mind that its secondary ac - tion is a matter of small mo ment. WAT SON. Small mo ment. For God s sake, Holmes, count the cost. Your brain may be roused and ex cited, but it is a patho log i cally mor bid pro cess, which in volves in - creased tissue-change and may leave per ma nent weak - ness. (Beat.) It might also be quite decent of you to re - mem ber that I speak as a med i cal man to one for whose con sti tu tion I am to some extent answerable. HOLMES. My rep u ta tion, Iago. O, my rep u ta tion! WAT SON. And I ll thank you to turn the black re ac tions of your habit away from these barracks, sir. HOLMES. But Watson, this suffocating inertia. (He rises. He is, of course, SHERLOCK HOLMES, at 34 years of age, look ing very much the worse for wear.) My mind rebels at stag na tion. Give me prob lems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryp to gram or the most in tri cate analysis, and I am in my proper at mo -

14 THE SIGN OF THE FOUR Part I sphere. I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession or rather created it, for I am, in - deed, the only one in the world. WAT SON. The only de tec tive? HOLMES. The only Unofficial Con sulting Detective. WAT SON. Ah. HOLMES. I am the last and highest court of appeal in de - tec tion. When the po lice reg u lars are out of their depths which is their normal state the mat ter is laid before me. I ex am ine the data, and pronounce a special - ist s opin ion. (Beat.) Un til re cently, I claimed no credit in such cases. Until recently, my name fig ured not in pub lic. The work itself, the pleasure of find ing a field for my pe cu liar powers, was, un til recently, my high est re ward. (Holding up a book.) WAT SON (elated). My dear Holmes, you ve finally read it. HOLMES. Well, I glanced over it. (Read ing.) A Study in Scarlet. Being a Reprint from the Rem i nis cences of John H. Wat son, M.D., Late of the Army Med i cal De part - ment. WAT SON. It s do ing moderately well, they tell me. HOLMES. I, for one, seem to en coun ter well-thumbed cop - ies of it with star tling fre quency. WAT SON. Well, come now. Your opin ion, at last. HOLMES. I hon estly don t see why you would deem my opin ion of your work at any value, Watson, since I find on page twelve of A Study in Scar let that my ba sic knowl edge of literature stands at (Read ing.) Nil. WAT SON. Holmes, I as sure you, I had no de sire to bruise your feel ings in the mat ter.

Part I THE SIGN OF THE FOUR 15 HOLMES. Not at all. (Read ing.) Knowl edge of Philoso - phy Nil. WAT SON. Quite the con trary, in point of fact. HOLMES. Knowl edge of Astronomy Nil, Knowl edge of Anat omy Ac cu rate, but unsystematic. WAT SON. High marks for chemistry, boxing, and Brit ish law. HOLMES. Knowl edge of Ge ol ogy prac ti cal, but lim - ited. WAT SON. Oh, come now, Holmes. You ve said so your - self on numerous oc ca sions. HOLMES. In the pri vacy of these rooms, yes. It s another thing en tirely to have one s sup posed de fi cien cies aired for the general con sump tion. WAT SON. I was un der the impression you approved of this ven ture as a means to pro vide sup ple men tal in come. HOLMES. Yes, but WAT SON. Of which we are, on oc ca sion, in need. HOLMES. Well, of course, my dear, dear friend, and I gave you my oath as an English gen tle man to sup port WAT SON. I did not wish to raise the point, but HOLMES. But your methods, Watson, your methods. Oh, hon estly, my dear boy. I can not con grat u late you on this this story. WAT SON. I should have ex pected as much. HOLMES. Detection is, or ought to be, an exact sci ence, and should be treated in a cold and un emo tional man ner. WAT SON. Well, per haps I am guilty of a certain em bel - lish ment of tone. HOLMES. Hah. WAT SON. I did not, how ever, tam per with the ba sic facts of the case.

16 THE SIGN OF THE FOUR Part I HOLMES. Watson, in 1881, dur ing your ad mi ra ble ser vice with the Berkshires at Maiwand, your right leg was shot through with a Jezail bul let, to which event you owe an oc ca sional, though permanent, stiffness. WAT SON. True. HOLMES. On page one of this whimsical tome, how ever, the self-same bul let passes through your shoul der there is no spec i fi ca tion as to which thereby shat ter ing the bone, and graz ing the subclavian ar tery. (Beat.) Mental lapse? WAT SON. Artistic license. HOLMES. One day you re ally must enlighten me as to the difference be tween the two. WAT SON. Very well, how would you sug gest I should have gone about telling the story of the Hope case? HOLMES (reaches into the bookcase, and pulling out a small pamphlet, throws it to WAT SON). For ex am ple, thus. WAT SON (read ing the title). Upon the Distinction Be - tween the Ashes of the Various Tobaccos. One of your mono graphs. HOLMES. Quite so. In it I enumerate a hun dred and forty forms of cigar, cigarette, and pipe to bacco, with col ored plates illustrating the difference in the ash. (He shows one.) As I ve said re peat edly, Wat son, the ideal detective possesses three necessary qual i ties: he has the power of ob ser va tion and that of de duc tion WAT SON/HOLMES. knowledge being the third. HOLMES. Exactly. Hard, cold, indisputable facts. I ap pre - ci ate their im por tance. (The mono graphs.) I have been guilty of a host of these, you know. WAT SON. Yes, I know.

Part I THE SIGN OF THE FOUR 17 HOLMES. Have you read them? WAT SON. Well, I ve glanced over them. (Beat.) HOLMES. In light of our pres ent digression, you might steel your self for the full at tempt. WAT SON. I shall. HOLMES (hold ing up a bound stack). We have sev eral copies of each, as you can see. WATSON. But, Holmes, I m led to believe the general pub lic needs to be attracted by a dra matic em bel lish ment of the events. A human story. HOLMES. Oh yes, in the human interest. WAT SON. And, heav ens, man, if they con tinue to sell like this who knows? Crim i nol o gists all over the world could ben e fit from your meth ods. HOLMES. Couched in torrid little melo dra mas? My God, but it s singularly in fu ri at ing. What is the use of hav ing brains in our pro fes sion? No man lives or has ever lived who has brought the same amount of study and of nat u - ral talent to the detection of crime as I have done. And what is the re sult? There is no crime to detect. (Sud - denly, his hand reaches for the case again. WAT SON stops him.) WAT SON. I say, Holmes, would you think me im per ti nent if I were to put your theories to a more se vere test? (Beat.) HOLMES. I should be delighted to look into any lit tle prob lem you might sub mit to me. WAT SON. I have here a watch, which has re cently come into my pos ses sion. Would you have the kind ness to let me have an opin ion upon the char ac ter or habits of the pre vi ous owner? (WAT SON hands it over. A pause as HOLMES begins to study the watch.) Well?

18 THE SIGN OF THE FOUR Part I HOLMES. Subject to your correction, I should judge that the watch belonged to your el der brother, who in her ited it from your fa ther. WATSON. That you, no doubt, guess from the H.W. upon the back? HOLMES. Guess? Guess? WAT SON. Oh, my dear fellow HOLMES. Watson, I never guess. It is a shock ing habit de struc tive to the logical faculty. You know this. WAT SON. Sorry, old boy. HOLMES. No, the W. sug gests your own name. The date of the watch is 1840, nearly fifty years back, and the ini tials are as old as the watch so it was made for the last generation. Jew elry usually descends to the el - dest son, and he is most likely to have the same name as the father. Your father has, if I remember rightly, been dead many years. It has, there fore, been in the hands of your el dest brother. WAT SON. Cor rect, so far. Any thing else? HOLMES. Well he was a man of un tidy habits very un - tidy, in fact, and care less. He was left with good pros - pects, but he threw away his chances, lived for some time in poverty with oc ca sional short in ter vals of pros - per ity, and finally, tak ing to drink, he died. That is all I can gather. (Tries to hand back the watch.) WAT SON (walks to the win dow, deeply stricken). I could not have be lieved that you would have de scended to this, Holmes. You have made inquiries into the his tory of my un happy brother. It is un kind, and, to speak plainly, has in it the touch of the char la tan. HOLMES. My dear doc tor. I had for got ten how per sonal and pain ful a thing it might be to you. Pray accept my

Part I THE SIGN OF THE FOUR 19 apol o gies. (Slow, with ris ing enthusiasm, de spite him - self.) But if you will no tice the lower half of the watch case; it is dented and marked from the habit of keep ing other hard ob jects, such as coins or keys, in the same pocket. It is no great feat to assume that a man who treats a fifty-guinea watch so cavalierly must be pretty well pro vided for yet a care less man. Next, it is cus - tom ary for pawn bro kers, when they take a watch, to scratch the num ber of the ticket with a pin point upon the in side of the case. There are no less than four such num - bers vis i ble to my lens. In fer ence: that your brother was of ten at low wa ter. Secondary in fer ence: that he had oc - ca sional bursts of pros per ity, or he could not have re - deemed the pledge. Finally, there are thou sands of scratches all round the key hole marks where the key has slipped. You will never see a drunk ard s watch with - out them. He winds it at night, and he leaves these traces of his un steady hand. WAT SON. And his death? HOLMES. El e men tary, my dear fel low. You pos sess the watch. WAT SON. Of course. I should have had more faith in your marvelous faculty. HOLMES. It is my bless ing and my curse. (Handing the watch back.) I cannot live without brain work, Wat son. What else is there to live for? (He moves to the window and peers out. WAT SON joins him. Tragic.) Was there ever such a dreary, dis mal, flat, and un prof it able world? What is the use of hav ing pow ers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them? WAT SON. Some one is out there, Holmes.

20 THE SIGN OF THE FOUR Part I HOLMES. In deed, dear fellow, I had al most for got ten. Pro - fes sor James Moriarty. He is the Napoleon of Crime, Watson. The organizer of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city. He sits mo tion - less, like a great spider in the center of his web WAT SON. No, Holmes, I am not clear. I mean there is someone out there on our doorstep. A young lady, just de scend ing from a car riage. (HOLMES looks. MISS MARY MORSTAN, a young woman of 29, en ters and rings the downstairs bell.) HOLMES. Salvation. (HOLMES ex its into the bed room.) WAT SON (turn ing). Oh, my Lord. The state of this room. (WATSON fran ti cally tries to put the room in order. MRS. HUD SON, their landlady, in her 50s, en ters down - stairs and opens the front door. She carries a small sil - ver tray.) MRS. HUD SON. Good afternoon, Miss. MARY. Good af ter noon. Mr. Sherlock Holmes? (She hands MRS. HUD SON a card.) MRS. HUD SON (read ing). Yes, Miss Morstan. Is Mr. Holmes expecting you? MARY. No, I am afraid not. I don t mean to impose, but it is a matter of some ur gency. MRS. HUD SON. I see, miss. It should be no im po si tion this af ter noon. If you will, fol low me. (MRS. HUD SON places the card on the tray.) MARY. Thank you.

Part I THE SIGN OF THE FOUR 21 (They as cend the stairs. HOLMES re turns to the sitting room, dressed smartly. He sits slowly, eyes beamed on the door. At the top of the stairs, MRS. HUD SON stops.) MRS. HUD SON. If you will wait here, miss. MARY. Oh, yes. (MRS. HUDSON knocks on the sittingroom door and en ters.) HOLMES. Mrs. Hud son. A cli ent, perhaps? MRS. HUD SON. I be lieve so, Mr. Holmes. A young lady. (He takes the card from her.) HOLMES. Show her up, then. WAT SON. Please. HOLMES. Please, yes, show her up. MRS. HUD SON (looks about the room, aghast). Mr. Holmes. Doctor Watson. WAT SON. I know, Mrs. Hudson. MRS. HUD SON. Gentlemen, the state of this room. HOLMES (read ing the card). Miss Mary Morstan. I don t believe I know the name. MRS. HUD SON. And just yesterday it was cleaned. WAT SON. My deepest apol o gies. HOLMES. Show her up, please, now, Mrs. Hud son. MRS. HUD SON. Com pletely un fit to re ceive young la dies, Doctor. WAT SON. We were taken a bit aback, you see. MRS. HUD SON. Taken aback? Taken aback. Well, gen tle - men, I m afraid there can be no pos si ble re course. (Beat.) You shall use the down stairs par lor. HOLMES (ris ing). We shall do nothing of the kind, my good woman. WAT SON. Oh, let s not do that, Mrs. Hudson, I shall make apologies

HOLMES. Mrs. Hud son. Show. Her. Up. This. In stant. (Beat. MRS. HUD SON stands her ground.) WAT SON. We shall make all in dul gences to the young lady, Mrs. Hud son. Eh, Holmes? HOLMES. Why of course we shall. WAT SON. Please. HOLMES (seeth ing. Fast). Yes. Please. Please. Please, Mrs. Hud son. MRS. HUD SON. And so you shall, gen tle men. (Referring to the ini tials shot into the wall.) Dis charging fire arms in the house. (She exits.) HOLMES (whispering). Wat son, how long must I endure this per se cu tion for a tem po rary lapse in judg ment? WAT SON. I fear she will never re cover from the event, Holmes. HOLMES. Seized with a fit of pa tri o tism, old fellow, what could be done? (MRS. HUD SON re turns.) MRS. HUD SON. Miss Mary Morstan. (MISS MORSTAN en ters the room. MRS. HUD SON stands at the door.)