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Additional Praise for The Little Book of Bulletproof Investing Leave it to my media pal Ben Stein to put me and the media in perspective. We can scare you. That doesn t mean you should let us. Both Ben and Phil DeMuth offer some timely investment tips on how you can make damn sure we don t! Neil Cavuto, Senior Vice President and Anchor Fox News, Fox Business News
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THE LITTLE BOOK OF BULLETPROOF INVESTING Do s and Don ts to Protect Your Financial Life BEN STEIN PHIL DEMUTH John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
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Contents Introduction: Check In with the Control Tower 1 Chapter One The Nut Behind the Wheel: Behavioral Finance in One Lesson 11 Chapter Two Wall Street Therapy: For Good and for Evil 23 Chapter Three How Not to Invest: Kids, Don t Try This at Home 39 Chapter Four How to Invest: It s Not as Fun as It Used to Be 53
[ X ] CONTENTS Chapter Five The Holy Grail of Investing: Having Your Cake and Eating It, Too 67 Chapter Six Bulletproofing Your Investments: A Recipe for Setting Up Your Tangent Portfolios 83 Chapter Seven Pulling the Trigger: Practicing Portfolio Management at Home for Fun and Profi t 95 Chapter Eight Become the CEO of You, Inc.: Get Wise, Get Smart, Get (Further) Educated 107 Chapter Nine Human Capital 411: Your Personal Human Potential Movement 119 Chapter Ten Save Til You Drop: Topping off Your Piggy Bank 135
C ONTENTS [ XI] Chapter Eleven Houses of Blues: Welcome to the Neighborhood of Poverty 149 Chapter Twelve Can You Still Retire Comfortably?: Retirement Was Overrated, Anyway 163 Chapter Thirteen The End Game: If Something Cannot Go on Forever, It Will Stop 181 So Long, Farewell 197 Acknowledgments 201 About the Authors 203
Introduction Check In with the Control Tower H ERE IS THE FINANCIAL PROFILE of many people you know: In 2007, Americans had a zero savings rate and totally inadequate savings to put against the liabilities they will face over the course of their prolonged retirements. After the market panic and the recession of 2008 2009, what little savings they had were drastically reduced (even though the savings rate rose above zero), alongside the value of their biggest single asset the equity in their homes vaporizing nearly everyone s plans for a serene retirement. This means