In The Name of Aah, the most Mercifu, the most Compassionate We, the Engish teachers in the 3 rd area, Azzoun Sannyria, are reay peased to produce this modest magazine which contains some enjoyabe topics prepared or seected by the Engish teachers and students in some of the schoos invoved. We hope this work wi receive your appreciation and we hope to continue this effort in the future. The coordinator of the area : Wajeda Radwan Fatima Sroor Sec. Schoo for Girs 15 th Apri. 2013 O Aah hep me to remember you to thank you, and to worship you in the best of manners'
A friend in need is a friend in deed One day, two friends were waking through the woods. Suddeny, they heard a oud noise behind them. They stopped and turned around to see what it was. It s a bear! cried one man. He did not think about his friend, but instead quicky ran to the nearest tree. He cimbed up to the highest branch. The other man was sower, and he suddeny found himsef aone with the bear near him. He quicky ay down with his face to the ground and didn t move. He pretended to be dead, because he was once tod that a bear woud not eat a dead body. The bear came coser to the man. He waked a around him, then stopped and owered his head cose to the man s ear. After a few minutes, the bear went away. The dead man then sat up, and his friend came down from the tree. What did the bear say to you? asked his friend jokingy. The dead man thought about it, and answered, The bear tod me to find a better friend than one who runs away when there is troube. Seected by Miss W. Radwan
Contentment is an exhaustibe treasure. You can t fix something that it is not broken. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to eave and impossibe to forget. Actions speak ouder than words. Everything is Ok in the end. If it isn t Ok, it s not the end Easy come, easy go. East or west, home is the best. Necessity is the mother of invention. You can ony go as far as you push. Quick thoughts are sippery thoughts. Nobody is perfect unti you fa in ove with them. Mr. Yahya Qasho Azzoun Sec. Boys Schoo
Funny mistakes If a barber makes a mistake, It s a new stye. If a doctor makes a mistake, It s an operation. If parents make a mistake, It s a new generation. If a poitician makes a mistake, It s a new aw. If a scientist makes a mistake, It s a new invention. If a taior makes a mistake, It s a new fashion. If a teacher makes a mistake It s a new theory If our boss makes a mistake, It s our mistakes If WE make a mistake It s a MISTAKE Miss Lana Khaid/ Fatima Sroor
Easy and difficut It s easy to get a pace in someone's address book but it s difficut to get a pace in someone's heart. It s easy to judge the mistakes of others but it s difficut to recognize our own mistakes. It s easy to tak without thinking but It s difficut to refrain the tongue. It s easy to hurt someone who oves us but it s difficut to hea the wound... It s easy to forgive others but it s difficut to ask for forgiveness. It s easy to set rues but it s difficut to foow them... Seected by : Asee Ibrahim 12 th grade/fatima Sroor Schoo
Answer the phone by LEFT ear. Don t drink coffee TWICE a day. Don t take pis with COOL water. Don t have HEAVY meas after 5 pm. Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume. Drink more WATER in the morning, ess at night. Don t use headphones / earphone for a LONG period of time. Best seeping time is from 10 pm to 6 am. Don t ie down immediatey after taking MEDCINE. Miss Lana Khaid
Accepts you as you are. Beieves in you. Cas you just to say "hi." Doesn't give up on you. Envisions the whoe of you (even the unfinished parts). Forgives your mistakes. Gives unconditionay. Heps you. Invites you over. Just ikes being with you. Keeps you cose at heart. Loves you for who you are. Makes a difference in your ife. Never judges you. Offers support. Picks you up. Quiets your fears. Raises your spirits. Says nice things about you. Tes you the truth when you need to hear it. Understands you. Vaues you. Waks beside you. X-pains things you don't understand. Yes when you won't isten. Zaps you back to reaity. Aziza Abde Raheem / 11 th Grade Fatima Sroor
Experience What you wi get whie ooking for something ese Zoo A pace designed for animas to study the habits of human beings Dentist: A person who extracts both your teeth and money Bad When one has ess hair to comb and more face to wash Smie A sma curve that soves big probems Seected by Miss Sana A Khateeb / Fatima Sroor
To reaize To reaize the vaue of a sister, ask someone who doesn t have one. To reaize the vaue of ten years, ask a newy divorced coupe. To reaize the vaue of four years, ask a graduate. To reaize the vaue of one year, ask a student who has faied his fina exams. To reaize the vaue of nine months, ask a mother who gave birth to a baby. To reaize the vaue of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To reaize the vaue of one week, ask an editor of a weeky newspaper. To reaize the vaue of one hour, ask the overs who are going to meet. To reaize the vaue of a friend, ose one. Miss Lana Khaid / Fatima Sroor
MONEY $ It can buy a House, But not a Home... $ It can buy a Bed, But not Seep... $ It can buy a Cock, But not Time... $ It can buy a Book, But not Knowedge... $ It can buy a Position, But not Respect... $ It can buy Medicine, But not Heath... $ It can buy Bood, But not Life... Miss Basima / Kufur Thuth Sec. For Girs
Light up your face with gadness, Hide every trace of sadness Athough a tear May be ever so near That's the time you must keep on trying, Smie! What's the use of crying? You' find that ife is sti worthwhie If you just smie TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now cass, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. Student: Teacher, woud you punish me for something I did not do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I did not do my homework. Miss W. Radwan
7 Rues of Life 1) Make peace with your past so It won t screw up the present. 2) What others think of you is none of your business. 3) Time heas amost everything, give it time. 4) Don t compare your ife to others and don t judge them. You have no idea what their journey is a about. 5) Stop thinking too much, it s aright not to know the answers. They wi come to you when you east expect it. 6) No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 7) Smie, you don t own a the probems in the word. Miss Basima
Thanks Thanks to those who hated me, you made me stronger Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria Thanks to those who oved me, you made my heart go fonder. Thanks to those who cared, you made me fee important. Thanks to those who entered into my ife, you made who I am today. Thanks to those who eft, you showed me that nothing asts forever. DPo Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me true friendship. Miss W. Radwan
1) If you were BORN poor, it s not your mistake, but if you DIE poor, it s your mistake. Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria 2) Born with personaity is an accident, But dying in a personaity is an achievement. 3) Your birthday may be norma, But your death shoud be history. 4) Foow none, but earn from every one! 5) Practice ike a Devi & pay ike an Ange. 6) Do or Die is an od concept, Do it before Die is a new concept! DPo 7) Like a, Trust few. Miss W. Radwan
Riddes Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria 1) If you mutipy a the numbers on the teephone, What s the answer? 2) What is the crime that if it is attempted, is punished, but if it is committed isn t punished? 3) A word I know, six etters it contains, subtract just one, and tweve is what remains? 4) What s broken every time it s spoken? DPo 5) Can you name four days which start with the etter T? Miss W. Radwan
Why Engish is hard to earn Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria We begin with box ; the pura is boxes, But the pura of ox is oxen, not oxes. One fow is a goose, and two are caed geese, Yet the pura of moose is never caed meese. You may find a one mouse or a house fu of mice ; But the pura of house is houses, not hice. The pura of man is aways men, But the pura of pan is never pen. If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet, And I give you a book, woud a pair be a beek? If one is a tooth and the whoe set are teeth, Why shoudn t two booths are caed beeth? DPo We speak of a brother and aso of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the mascuine pronouns are he, his, and him; But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim! Miss W. Radwan
A beautifu story about Quran Why do we read Quran, even if we can't understand what we read? Beautifu story about Quran An od American Musim ived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up eary sitting at the kitchen tabe reading his Quran. His grandson wanted to be just ike him and tried to imitate him in every way he coud. One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Quran just ike you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I cose the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?" The grandfather gave his grandson the basket that is used to keep coa and tod him to go to the river and bring a basket of water. The boy did as he was tod, but a the water eaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather aughed and said, "You' have to move a itte faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time DPo the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he tod his grandfather that it was impossibe to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The od man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try in. At this point, the boy knew it was impossibe, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as
he coud, the water woud eak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Grandpa, it's useess!" "So you think it is useess?" The od man said, Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria "Look at the basket." The boy ooked at the basket and for the first time reaized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty od coa basket and was now cean, inside and out. Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you wi be changed, inside and out when you read time DPo by time. That is the work of Aah in our ives." Miss Nida Omar / Sannyria Sec. Girs Schoo.
Interesting Facts about Engish DPo Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria The most common etter in Engish is e. The most common vowe in Engish is e foowed by a. The most common consonant in Engish is r Foowed by t. Every syabe in Engish must have a vowe ( sound ). Not a syabes have consonants. Ony two Engish words in current use end in gry they are angry and hungry. More Engish words begin with the etter s than with any other etter. The foowing sentence has a 26 etters of the aphabet : The quick brown fox jumps over the azy dog. The ony word in Engish that ends with the etters mt is dreamt ( which is a variant speing of ( dreamed ) as we of course as undreamt. The word set has more definitions than any other word in the Engish anguage. The ongest one syabe word in Engish is screeched Miss Nida Omar
Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria Warm Precious Words Patience is the companion of wisdom. Kind words don t cost much, yet they accompish much. Don t be afraid your ife wi end, be afraid it wi never begin. Ony those who risk going far can possiby find out how far one can go. Facts - The musces in your heart have the strength to shoot your bood 10 metres in the air. DPo - Eephants are the ony animas that can t jump. - Crocodies can t stick out their tongue. - Butterfies taste with their feet. To improve your vocabuary If you earn ony 5 new words a day,you wi earn 5 365 = 1825 new words in a year. That is a ot of new words. Buy a notebook and write in 5 new words every day. Learn them! Revise them and you soon have exceent vocabuary Miss Fatima A-Akhras / Fatima Ghaza Basic Schoo for Girs
Funny jokes Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmaow. Student: And what happened next? Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my piow gone!!! A gir came home from schoo. Her mother asked, Dear how was your first day at schoo? And the gir repied, First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow? DPo Q: What happened to the dog that swaowed a firefy? A: It barked with de-ight! Q: Why do birds fy south in the winter? A: Because it s too far to wak! Q: Who earns a iving driving his customers away? A: A taxi driver. Mr.Mamdouh Daa /Kufur Thuth Boys Schoo
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Schoos invoved Dcu F ww CCo ww.wp rem wd a.nf wuainzc tep!d ae.rcdo 6F m.co TTr m iaria Fatima Sroor Sec. Schoo for Girs Azzoun Sec. Schoo for Boys Fatima Ghaza Basic Schoo for Girs Kufur Thuth Sec. Schoo for Boys Kufur Thuth Sec. Schoo for Girs DPo Sannyria Sec. Schoo for Girs