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practiced Hebrew Hebrew is a cinch once you learn its grammatical structure and basic vocabulary. Well, at least it is for some of us. Your editor is told that this skit was actually performed by the famed comic duo. Even if it was not, it is still quite funny. ttp://www.jewisworreiew.com -- Abbott: I see you re here for your Hebrew lesson. Costello: I m ready to learn. Abbott: Now, the first thing you must understand is that Hebrew and English have many words which sound alike, but they do not mean the same thing. Costello: Sure, I understand. Abbott: Now, don t be too quick to say that. Costello: How stupid do you think I am? Don t answer that. It s simple, some words in Hebrew sound like words in English, but they don t mean the same. Abbott: Precisely. Costello: We have that word in English, too. What does it mean in Hebrew? Abbott: No, no. Precisely is an English word. Costello: I didn t come here to learn English, I came to learn Hebrew. So make with the Hebrew. Abbott: Fine. Let s start with mee. Costello: You? Abbott: No, mee!. Costello: Fine, we ll start with you. Abbott: No, we ll start with mee. Costello: Okay, have it your way. Abbott: Now, mee is who. Costello: You is Abbott! Abbott: No, no, no. Mee is who! Costello: You is Abbott! <http://www.jewishworldreview.com/pit> <http://www.jewishworldreview.com/pit> Abbott: You don t understand. Costello: I don t understand? Did you just said me is who? Abbott: Yes I did. Mee is who. Costello: You is Abbott! Abbott: No! You misunderstand what I am saying. I m telling you about mee. Costello: Well, you re a nice enough guy. Abbott: No, no. Tell me about mee! Costello: Who? Abbott: Precisely. Costello: Precisely what? Abbott: Precisely who! Costello: It s precisely whom! Abbott: No, mee is who! Costello: Don t start that again go on to something else. Abbott: All right. Hu is he. Costello: Who is he? Abbott: Yes. Costello: I don t know. Who is he? Abbott: Sure you do. You just said it. Costello: I just said what? Abbott: Hu is he. Costello: Who is he? Abbott: Precisely. Costello: Again with the precisely! Precisely who? Abbott: No, precisely, hu!. Costello: Precisely he? Who is he? Abbott: Precisely! Costello: And what about me? Abbott: Who. Costello: Me, Me, Me! Abbott: Who, who, who! Costello: What are you, an owl? Me! Who is me? Abbott: No, hu is he! Costello: I don t know? I think maybe he is me! Abbott: No, hee is she! (STARES AT ABBOTT) Costello: Do his parents know about this? Abbott: About what? Costello: About her! Abbott: What about her? Costello: That she is he! Abbott: No, you ve got it wrong hee is she! Costello: Then who is he? Abbott: Precisely! Costello: Who? Abbott: Hee! Costello: Me? Abbott: Who. Costello: He? Abbott: She! Costello: Who is she? Abbott: No, hu is he!. Costello: I don t care who is he, I want to know, who is she? Abbott: No, that s not right! Costello: How can it not be right? I said it. I was standing here when I said it, and I know me. Abbott: Who. Costello: Who? Abbott: Precisely! Costello: Me! Me is that who you are talking about! He is me! Abbott: No, hee is she! Costello: Wait a minute, wait a minute! I m trying to learn a little Hebrew, and now I can t even speak English. Let me review. Abbott: Go ahead. Costello: Now first, you want me to know that mee is who. Abbott: Correct. Costello: And then you say hu is he. Abbott: Absolutely. Costello: And then you tell me hee is she. Abbott & Costello together: PRECISELY! Costello: Now look at this logically. If mee is who, and who is he, and hee is she. Don t it stand to reason that mee is she? Abbott: Who! Costello: She! Abbott: That is hee! Costello: Who is he? Abbott & Costello together: PRECISELY! Costello: I have just about had it. You have me confused I want to go home. You know what I want? Ma! Abbott: What. Costello: I said ma. Abbott: What. Costello: What are you, deaf? I want Ma! Abbott: What! Costello: Not what, who! Abbott: Hee! Costello: Not he! Ma is not he! Abbott: Of course not! Hu is he! Costello: I don t know. I don t know. I don t care. I don t care who is he, he is she, me is who, ma is what. I just want to go home now and play with my dog. Abbott: Fish. Costello: Fish? Abbott: Dag is fish. Costello: That s all, I m outta here. Title: Nov 30...

Who's on first? WATTS the unit of power. http://www.nocryinginbaseball.com/who.html full version original audio with text http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/tfn.cgi?storyid=12997 46 seconds of yoda doing who's on first http://www.theinternetparty.org/commentary/c_s.php? section_type=com&td=20030225000103 Bush and Collin doing Hu's the leader of China Title: Nov 30 12:40 PM (7 of 7)