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Rastko "iri' PING PONG BALLS CRACKER & other useless objects

PING-PONGBALLSCRACKER

BOOK NINE Already published> HANDY ZOO COMMON LIFE ANATOMY OGRES & BOGIES MANUAL SOPHISTICATED BONDAGING MANUAL TELEPHONE JOKES THAT (by Milenko Mihajlovi') INVISIBLE AND POORLY VISIBLE ANIMAL SPECIES FAIRY CHESS Published by PROMETEJ, Novi Sad and BALKAN PUBLIK, Beograd Editor-in-chief Zoran Kolund\ija Editor Nikola {indik Consultant Benoît Junod Printed by PROMETEJ, Novi Sad Rastko "iri' 1973/ 1998

Rastko "iri' PING-PONG B A L L CRACKER & other useless objects

METAPHYSICAL OBJECTS»The handleless axe without a blade«(lichtenberg) A device made by an unsuccesful inventor always provoke laughter, but that is not its aim. People reacts that way by surprise, as the expected effect didn t come up. It seems that the first useless objects, deliberately designed by the use of absurd to change someone s way of thinking, were made by the surrealist artists in the beginning of the 20th century. Frenchman Marcelle Duchamp fixed a bicycle wheel upside-down to a chair. It was quite an useless construction, one of the first objects in the 20th century art. The next famous object was funny as well> as a present to the celebrated composer Eric Satie, the American Man Ray fixed a row of nails to the smooth surface of an iron. By adding this simple element, the former identity of the iron was canceled, and it became the symbol of nonsense and uselessness, a classic example of a disturbing effect provoked also by other similar creations by Man Ray. We are delighted by the witty humour and confused by the radical change of identity produced by such a small intervention. (R. Penrose> Man Ray). Ray told us that he, after that, really ironed a dress using his device, asking one black girl to dress it up> It was exciting to watch her dance in these rags!. The famous objects were also the Fur Breakfast the teacup coated inside with a fur, designed by the Swiss artist Meret Oppenheim in 1938, the shoes with toes on the Rene Magritte s painting from 1937, Picasso s Bull s Head consisted of a bicycle seat and a handle bar, Dalli s melted watches, useless machines of Francis Picabia and Jean Tinguely, soft objects by Claes Oldenburg, tooth brush with teeth instead hair a satyrical object by Jasper Jones from 1959, and many other surrealistic visions. 4

Yet the old Greek philosophers dealed with the paradox (remember those of Zenon), but it seems that the visual paradox is the 20th century s product. Bosch s phantasmagorical structures of beings with objects could be considered as precestors of the surrealist s absurd objects, although it seems that they were combinations of a certain symbols whose true meaning was lost. Since 1962, in each James Bond movie, Mr. Q the head inventor of the British secret service, would present to the self-controled Mr. Bond several clever and witty inventions. During the Sixties, the Italian comic strip artist Jacovitti filled up the frames of his comics with different absurd objects, and French cartoonist Roland Topor published his surrealist drawings. Many other artists published their paradoxal thougths as well. Maybe the most extreme example was French author Jacques Carelman who published his first book with drawings of useless objects (Catalogue d objets introuvables) in 1969, and the second in 1976. Some craftsmen, inspired by those drawings, made real objects in solid material, which were presented at a visited exhibition in the Louvre in 1972. Out of hundreds Carelman s creations let us mention the famous bag for carrying cats, the rifle with waving barrel for hunting cangaroes, and the toilet bicycle seat. In Serbia, a number of such a drawings were published by Radoslav Ze;evi' (in the Serbian Slang Dictionary by D. Andri'), Jugoslav Vlahovi' and others whose art poetics were based mainly on paradox. As a high school student, during 1973 and 1974, I also have joined the absurdomania, publishing some fiftiesh drawings of useless articals in the :ik magazine. In this booklet there is a choice of some 30 objects, out of which some were never published. Author 5

Rolling pin for noodles Rolling pin with a brake 6

Nail with a built-in hammer 7

8 Watering can for flower-stamping

Ping-pong ball cracker 9

10 Scissors for freaks

Scissors for freaks / part 2 11

Slippers for Eskimoes High-heel fin 12

Shoe-horn for gloves Shoe-horn for ear picking 13

(UP) (DOWN) Compass for alpinists 14

Styropor kilo-weight 15

16 Glasses for longsighted

Toothpaste for fakirs 17

Rocking matchbox One-match-box 18

Stairsledge 19

20 outboard engine FOR Very slow SAILING

Three-hand alarm-clock (The third points where the clock is) 21

22 Toilet seat with a view

Family coat-hanger 23

24 Theatre watermelon

Tetrapack newspaper 25

26 Toilet-paper with a target

Mountain chair 27

Wind-up key Ventilation cork 28

Handle-frying pan Loch-Ness pipe 29

Braid comb Smoker s cup 30

Nose flute 31

Siamese-twin glasses BLIND ALLEY Rastko "iri' (1955, Gemini), in the beginning of his career (and only then), has belonged to the youngest generation of Belgrade graphic artists. He started to wear glasses during the earliest primary school days. He reached twelve minus in diopter, and from then on, he was minus. He has been working on nonsense like this, and even bigger idiocies, almost 35 years. His drawers are full of useless things like these. 32