Arranged by ALAN BILLINGSLEY FLUTE CLARINET 1 CLARINET 2 TENOR SAXOPHONE BARITONE SAXOPHONE TRUMPET 1 TRUMPET 2 TROMBONE 1 TROMBONE 2 SOLOS SOPRANO ALTO TENOR BASS PIANO SYNTHESIZER 1 (Strings) SYNTHESIZER 2 (French Horn) TIMPANI GUITAR BASS DRUM SET A MUSICAL SOLO 1: What on earth is a musical? SOLO 2: It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops and the plot is conveyed through song. SOLO 1: Wait. So, an actor is saying his lines and then, out o nowhere, he just starts singing? SOLO 2: Yes! Words and Music by KAREY KIRKPATRICK and WAYNE KIRKPATRICK Freely (q = ca. 116) SOLO 1 Well, that is the stu-pid-est thing that I have ev - er heard. You re pizz. 1 2015 REALLY ROTTEN MUSIC and MAD MOTHER MUSIC All Rights or REALLY ROTTEN MUSIC Administered by WB MUSIC CORP. All Rights or MAD MOTHER MUSIC Administered by WORDS AND MUSIC ADMINISTRATION, INC. This Arrangement 2016 REALLY ROTTEN MUSIC and MAD MOTHER MUSIC All Rights Reserved. Printed in USA. Sole Selling Agent or This Arrangement: Alred Music DIGPX0009
2 Fl. 5 a teo Solos a teo do - ing a play, got some thing arco - to say, so you sing it? a teo a teo It s ab- surd! Who on earth is go - ing to sit there while an DIGPX0009
Fl. Solos 8 broadly e a teo ac - tor breaks in - to song? What pos - si - ble thought can the au - di - ence think, oth - er 5 broadly e a teo broadly e broadly e 5 a teo a teo Gentle crashes DIGPX0009
4 Fl. Solos 12 16 Brightly (q = ca. 126) than this is hor - ri - bly wrong? It s a mu - si- cal, a mu - si - cal, and "Horn-like" SOLO 2: Remarkably, they won t think that. SOLO 1: Seriously? And why not? SOLO 2: Because... 16 SOLO 2 DIGPX0009 B 6 B 6 G7 G7 "2-Beat" in 4
Fl. 18 5 Solos TENOR C7 F F9 B 6 G7 noth-ing s as a - maz-ing as a mu - si cal! SOPRANO ALTO BASS - With song and dance, and sweet ro-mance, and C7 F F9 B 6 G7 sim. Ah DIGPX0009
6 Fl. Solos 22 hap - py end - ings hap - pen - ing by hap - pen - stance. hap - pen - stance. Bright lights, stage ights, C7 F1 E D7/F C7 F1 E D7/F DIGPX0009
Fl. Solos 25 You wan-na be great then you got - ta cre - ate a mu - si - cal! and a daz - zl - ing cho - rus. A mu - si - cal! G G7(#5) G7 C9 D /F F9 B G G7(#5) G7 C9 D /F F9 B 7 ill DIGPX0009
8 Fl. 28 0 DIGPX0009 SOLO 1: I don t know, I ind it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this. B B 0 Let s just say it s a Sat-ur-day night, and you wan-na go out on the town.
Fl. 2 9 SOPRANO only (opt. solo) Got a lad - y to lat- ter, who might cheer you up i you don t let her down. You could go see a trag - e - dy, BASS only (opt. solo) C F B C F B But DIGPX0009
10 Fl. 5 ALTO only (opt. solo) Or a play rom Greek my-thol - o - gy. Ew! TENOR only (opt. solo) ALL that would-n t be ver - y un. C F7 B /D G7(;5) C C F7 B /D G7(;5) C See a moth-er in love with her son. pizz. ALL DIGPX0009
Fl. 8 A C B G7 Dramatically (q = ca. 92) Dramatically (q = ca. 92) You could go see a dra - ma, with all that trau - ma and pain. Or go see A C B G7 cr. tom 11 DIGPX0009
12 Fl. 41 a teo a teo some-thing more re - lax - ing and less tax - ing on the brain. Go see a C 7 A 7 C 7/G G9 C 7 F GØ7/F F 7 F7 a teo Lt cym F a teo F7 GØ7/F F 7 DIGPX0009
Fl. "Horn-like" mu 45 45 "Horn-like" "Horn-like" "Horn-like" - si - cal, a mu - si - cal, a pu - y piece re - leas - ing all your blues - i - cals. mu - si - cal, a mu - si - cal, re - leas - ing all your blues - i - cals. B 6 G7 C7 F1 B 6 G7 C7 F1 sim Where Where Lt. ill 1 DIGPX0009
14 Fl. 49 croon croon - ers croon - ers croon Ah! Ah! a catch - y tune, B 6 G7 G 7 G7 C9 F6 E9 F9 a catch - y tune, And lim- ber, leg - gy la - dies thrill ya till ya swoon. B 6 G7 C9 F6 E9 F9 DIGPX0009
Fl. 5 15 Oos, ahs, big ap-plause, and a stand - ing o va 5 E G 7 G G7(#5) G7 C1 E G 7 G G7(#5) G7 C1 - - tion. The ut-ure is bright i you can just write a Lt. ill Lt. ill DIGPX0009
16 Fl. 56 (Piccolo) 57 mu - si - cal. Some make you hap - py. Some make you sad. sub. 57 F6 E9 F9 B E 6 B /F F6 F9 B E 6 B /F cym Fl tom DIGPX0009
Fl. 59 17 Some are quite big, some quite small. Some are too long, some are F9 B 6 B B/E B% B/E B% B/E F9 B 6 B B/E B% B/E B% B/E DIGPX0009
18 Fl. 62 molto Flute molto just plays with song. Ah! Some mu - si - cals have no talk - ing at all. A 11 A 7/E A 7 G7( 4) G7 G7( 4) G7( 4)/D G7 G7( 4) G7 molto molto A 11 A 7/E A 7 G7( 4) G7 G7( 4) G7( 4)/D G7 G7( 4) G7 cym SOLO 1: And people actually like this? SOLO 2: No! They love it! DIGPX0009
Fl. A bit aster (q = ca. 12) 67 66 A bit aster (q = ca. 12) 67 67 B 6 G7 C7 B 6 G7 C7 19 DIGPX0009
20 Fl. 70 F6 E9 F9 B 6 G7 C7 "Horn-like" "Horn-like" With "Horn-like" "Horn-like" song and dance, and sweet ro-mance, and with a mu - si - cal we might have F6 F9 B 6 G7 C7 ill ill DIGPX0009
Fl. 74 75 75 (clap) hal a chance. Oos, ahs, big ap plause F1 F1 - with ev - ry - one cheer-ing or us. E E 6/G B /F G7(#5) G7 E E 6/G B /F G7(#5) G7 ill ill 21 DIGPX0009
22 Fl. 77 Swing (q = ca. 112) 79 E 6/G B /F Swing (q = ca. 112) E 6/G 79 And or some un - ex - plain - a - ble ill 5 B /F Cr. Ride DIGPX0009
Fl. 80 2 shake shake shake shake shake rea - son, the crowd goes wild ev ry G7(#5) G7 C 9 C7 - time when G7(#5) G7 C 9 C7 shake DIGPX0009
24 Fl. 8 dan B /F G 7 B 6 G7(#5) C9 B9 C9 - cers kick in un - i - son in one, big won - der - ul B /F G 7 B 6 G7(#5) C9 B9 C9 ill ill DIGPX0009
Fl. line! 86 e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. e cresc. C 7 G 7 C 7 And then you ve got your - sel a e cresc. G 7 e cresc. e cresc. 25 e cresc. DIGPX0009
26 Fl. DIGPX0009 88 88 mu - si - cal, a mu - si - cal, a B G Kickline (q = ca. 104) sim. Solo shake Kickline (q = ca. 104) B G Crashes on 2 & 4 shake shake ill
Fl. 92 27 la la la la la la la - pa - looz - i - cal! With splash - y style and a C 9 G 7/F G7 F 7 B sim C 9 G 7/F G7 F 7 B sim. ill DIGPX0009
28 Fl. 95 big, ake smile, a snaz - zy band, some jazz - y hands, I swear that I ll G 7 C 9 G 7/F G7 F 7 G 7 C 9 G 7/F G7 F 7 ill DIGPX0009
Fl. 98 Doubletime eel, straight eighths (q = ca. 126) 29 cross my heart hope to die i it is - n t a doo - zy. Take it rom me, 98 E6 E 6/G B G 7(#5) G 7 C 9 Doubletime eel, straight eighths (q = ca. 126) E6 E 6/G B G 7(#5) G 7 C 9 DIGPX0009
0 Fl. 101 they ll be lock - in to see cresc. to end a cresc. to end E 7 E 7 DIGPX0009
Fl. 104 star - lit, won t - quit, big - hit mu - si - cal! cresc. to end C 9 BŒ Š7/D E F#1(11) B6 C 9 BŒ Š7/D E F#1(11) B6 ill Big ill to end 1 DIGPX0009