DRINKING UP HOT. By Jerry Rabushka

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DRINKING UP HOT By Jerry Rabushka Copyright 2018 by Jerry Rabushka, All rights reserved. ISBN: 978-1-60003-986-7 CAUTION: Professionals and amateurs are hereby warned that this Work is subject to a royalty. This Work is fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America and all countries with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations, whether through bilateral or multilateral treaties or otherwise, and including, but not limited to, all countries covered by the Pan-American Copyright Convention, the Universal Copyright Convention and the Berne Convention. RIGHTS RESERVED: All rights to this Work are strictly reserved, including professional and amateur stage performance rights. Also reserved are: motion picture, recitation, lecturing, public reading, radio broadcasting, television, video or sound recording, all forms of mechanical or electronic reproduction, such as CD-ROM, CD-I, DVD, information and storage retrieval systems and photocopying, and the rights of translation into non-english languages. PERFORMANCE RIGHTS AND ROYALTY PAYMENTS: All amateur and stock performance rights to this Work are controlled exclusively by Brooklyn Publishers LLC. No amateur or stock production groups or individuals may perform this play without securing license and royalty arrangements in advance from Brooklyn Publishers LLC. Questions concerning other rights should be addressed to Brooklyn Publishers LLC. Royalty fees are subject to change without notice. Professional and stock fees will be set upon application in accordance with your producing circumstances. Any licensing requests and inquiries relating to amateur and stock (professional) performance rights should be addressed to Brooklyn Publishers LLC. Royalty of the required amount must be paid, whether the play is presented for charity or profit and whether or not admission is charged. AUTHOR CREDIT: All groups or individuals receiving permission to produce this Work must give the author(s) credit in any and all advertisement and publicity relating to the production of this Work. The author s billing must appear directly below the title on a separate line where no other written matter appears. The name of the author(s) must be at least 50% as large as the title of the Work. No person or entity may receive larger or more prominent credit than that which is given to the author(s). PUBLISHER CREDIT: Whenever this Work is produced, all programs, advertisements, flyers or other printed material must include the following notice: Produced by special arrangement with Brooklyn Publishers LLC. COPYING: Any unauthorized copying of this Work or excerpts from this Work is strictly forbidden by law. No part of this Work may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form, by any means now known or yet to be invented, including photocopying or scanning, without prior permission from Brooklyn Publishers LLC. BROOKLYN PUBLISHERS LLC P.O. BOX 248 CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA 52406 TOLL FREE (888) 473-8521 FAX (319) 368-8011

2 JERRY RABUSHKA DRINKING UP HOT A Dramatic Monologue by Jerry Rabushka SYNOPSIS: Fed up with the destructive culture of cold, sugary drinks, our speaker takes solace in the next best thing: a cup of hot tea marketed to give a lonely young man a sense of community. But along making him feel like he belongs to the T-Zola generation, this backfired marketing makes him a bigger target for bullying and exclusion. When threatened by a group of aggressive classmates, he s forced into making a quick, and perhaps wrongheaded, decision. CAST OF CHARACTERS (1 male) SPEAKER (m)... Young man. TIME: Present day. SETTING: A courtroom, or other space where speaker is addressing a judge. SET: Can be performed on a bare stage. COSTUMES SPEAKER Dressed for court, e.g. shirt and tie, or also wear an upscale logo t-shirt. Tea Bag (optional) Mug (optional) PROPS

3 JERRY RABUSHKA AUTHOR S NOTE Regarding the beginning, it s real! The author took an acting workshop with Jade Esteban Estrada, an international performance artist known for monologues and characterization, and our speaker is using some advice from that workshop. As the piece progresses, we see how this instruction fits in with the rest of the story. This is a piece of small surprises and a slow drip of information. The speaker is relatively confident but doesn t really want to let on about the situation he s in; the bigger effect the ending has on him the more effective this piece can be for his audience. Look for some humor in interpreting the secondary characters.

4 JERRY RABUSHKA SPEAKER: What to do what you forget what you re going to say? It s important to have a way out when you re giving a speech, or just when (Forgets.) you forget what you re going to say. I took an acting class once with this guy Jade Jade Esteban Estrada I wanted to be an actor and my mom says then learn something about it so he said it s important to know your message so if you forget all your lines, you can still be in the moment, and at least you re moving the story forward. (As acting instructor.) What do you have to say, and why do you have to say it right now? Right now, yeah. That s a good question. Why do I have to say it at all? Because I want someone to know. Drinking up hot. Sometimes you want to be an actor because and this isn t news to anyone you can be someone other than you for a while. You work and study and learn and listen so you can be perceived as someone other than you. You re confident and even a bit sexy up on stage, then when the lights go down, you re just (Disappointed.) you. So drinking up hot. Hot hot hot. You might remember this stuff called FreeZola; it was a cold drink and it was all about making people feel part of a group simply by putting a bottle to your lips. They took the sad, the trodden, the lonely and they sold us this drink and some really cool outfits, and for a while we all belonged to a brand. I still have a t-shirt hanging in the closet. It s still awesome. So why do I want to tell you this story right now? Because it eats and eats until you re all digested and I just need to throw the poison back up. Even if I forget See, we were lonely and outcast, some of us every society will have that, because well our society says you can be whatever you want...but not that, don t be that. We were lonely we are lonely and they want to keep us that way so they can sell us what we think makes us fit, until finally everyone realizes that those of us

5 JERRY RABUSHKA who buy into it were at one time outcast, and we get pushed back, but this time even farther over the edge. When the FreeZola generation grew up and got itself a life, the Zola Company changed its tune. (As company executive.) Sure, we can sell self-esteem in a cold drink, but can we do it with something hot? Tea, coffee, chocolate, steaming brandy over a poached egg, just something hot. Tea. It came in a tea bag, and it was kind of sweet and unique. Like cinnamon and ginger and some secret mix. T-Zola it was called, and of course once it came out, everyone else took to the internet to claim we were being taken advantage of. And oh, I remember now I remember why I need to tell the story right now. It s because I m in a lot of trouble and this is my only chance to explain. And if I don t get the message across, prepared words or off the top of my head, I ll get put away. It was a congressman, an old entrenched established whatnot who knew better than all of us or had a financial interest in a rival company. (As politician, stumping.) The youth of today are not simply a marketing demographic. The youth of today know better than to find solace in a tea bag. The youth of today can t be manipulated or intimidated by (Interrupting.) Shut up and if you say the youth of today one more time I m going to give you a whole speech about old people of last year. (As congressman.) That is uncalled for, because the youth of today are insolent, indolent, and disobedient. Oh, and vote for me this November. After that, everyone started talking about Old People of Last Year.

6 JERRY RABUSHKA With various inflections, to mimic other speakers. (Over the top angry speaker.) Old people of last year want to steal our tea bags and replace them with trash bags. Thank you for reading this free excerpt from DRINKING UP HOT by Jerry Rabushka. For performance rights and/or a complete copy of the script, please contact us at: Brooklyn Publishers, LLC P.O. Box 248 Cedar Rapids, Iowa 52406 Toll Free: 1-888-473-8521 Fax (319) 368-8011 www.brookpub.com