START GALAHAD AUDITION PACKET 1 THIS PACKET INCLUDES ALL THE CALLBACK MATERIALS SIDES ON TOP AND MUSIC AT THE END FOR THIS CHARACTER ONLY IF YOU WERE CALLED BACK FOR MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE MATERIALS FOR THE OTHER CHARACTERS AS WELL.. PLEASE PRINT OUT THE CHARACTERS YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED BACK FOR AND BRING IT WITH YOU TO THE CALLBACK. IF YOU CAN NOT PRINT OUT THE CALLBACK MATERIALS COPIES WILL BE PROVIDED. 3 CALLBACKS ARE HELD AT THE SAME LOCATION AS AUDITIONS 100 SERPENTINE LANE SUITE 101 PLEASANTON, CA 94 CALLBACKS WILL START WITH DANCE AT 10AM ON SATURDAY JULY 7TH IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE CALLBACKS PLEASE CONTACT THE DIRECTOR AT JOHNJMAIO@GMAIL.COM OR TEXT AT 10 7 141
SCENE A ACT 1 SCENE ARTHUR DENNIS BEDEVERE PLAYING MOTHER Arthur attempts to convince a peasant named Dennis Galahad that he, Arthur, is king of England because the Lady of the Lake gave him Excalibur, the sword given only to the man fit to rule England. However, Dennis and his mother, Mrs Galahad, are political radicals and deny that any king who has not been elected by the people has any legitimate right to rule over them.
SCENE E ACT SCENE 8 HERBERT PRINCE LANCE GALAHAD PLAYING FATHER Lancelot is very surprised to find that the "damsel" is actually an embarrassingly effeminate young man named Prince Herbert "Where Are You?"/"Here Are You" whose overbearing, musichating father, the King of Swamp Castle, is forcing him into an arranged marriage. As Herbert is asking Lancelot to help him escape, the King of Swamp Castle cuts the rope that he is using to climb out of the window, and Herbert falls to his apparent death. Lancelot is a bit puzzled at the kings actions, but it is revealed that Herbert was saved at the last minute by Lancelots sidekick, Concord. The King asks his son how he was saved, exactly, to which Herbert replies happily with a song. But the king charges at his son with a spear, preparing to kill him. Lancelot steps in to save him, then gives a tearful, heartfelt speech about sensitivity to the king on Herberts behalf, and Lancelot is outed as a homosexual in the process, an announcement celebrated in a wild disco number "His Name is Lancelot".
LANCE Leave him alone This poor little chap is your son, sir. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection, but did you ever give it to him? No, no... Becoming emotional... Ill wager you denied him. You try to kill him, and worse, far worse, you try to marry him off to some girl, some female that he obviously has no feelings for whatsoever. Yes, yes I know a little bit about bullying fathers you bastard. Have you no heart? Have you no human tenderness? Cant you see that all hes asking for is a little love and understanding? Almost overcome Is that too much to ask? Is it? Too Much To Ask Beat My god Youre gay. FATHER
SCENE F ACT SCENE 4 ARTHUR GALAHAD PLAYING BLACK KNIGHT King Arthur, happens on the scene and more or less defeats him by cutting off both his arms and legs, impaling his stillalive torso on a door, and leaving to give the Knights their shrubbery.
SCENE G ACT 1 SCENE 11 ARTHUR LANCE AS TAUNTER GALAHAD BEDEVERE ROBIN At the French castle they are taunted by lewd French soldiers. They attempt to retaliate by sending them a large wooden rabbit in the style of the Trojan Horse; however, they realise after the fact that it was not as simple as leaving the rabbit and walking away they should have hidden inside it. Defeated, they leave in a hurry when the French begin taunting them again, sending cancan dancers after them and throwing barnyard animals including cows at them "Run Away". Arthur and his followers manage to run into the safety of the wings before the French catapult the via video Trojan Rabbit at them.
SCENE J ACT SCENE 8 FATHER PLAYED BY GALAHAD GUARD AUDITION BY MALE ENSEMBLE THIS PART IS NOT PLAYED IN THE SHOW BY THE MALE ENSEMBLE. IT IS BEING USED FOR AUDITION PURPOSES ONLY Lancelot is very surprised to find that the "damsel" is actually an embarrassingly effeminate young man named Prince Herbert "Where Are You?"/"Here Are You" whose overbearing, musichating father, the King of Swamp Castle, is forcing him into an arranged marriage. The father is telling the guard to make sure HERBERT stays in the castle MALE ENSEMBLE PLAYS ALL OF THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS TWO SINGERS, MAN #1, MAN #, KEVIN THE CARTER, SIR NOT APPEARING, DANCING NUN MAN, DANCING MONK, VOICE OF GOD, FRENCH GUARD #3, FRENCH GUARD #4, KNIGHT #1, KNIGHT #, KNIGHT #3, KNIGHT #4, MIME, PUPPETEER, BORS RABBIT EATS HIM PLUS A FEW MORE
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