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1 OPG December 19, 2018 Your success..... is our business! Volume 13, Issue 14 Cortland Dekalb Hinckley Genoa Kirkland Kingston orange peel gazette - dekalb co. Malta Sandwich Shabbona Somonauk Sycamore THE HOTTEST LITTLE PaPERPER IN TOWN! Waterman Distributed 1st & 3rd Wednesday of each month by OPG Dekalb, Inc. PO Box 33, Cortland, IL For advertising rates go to Contact Tim at opgads@gmail.com or FREE take one MoreWithUs.com More With Us - Everyday Jobs The place where jobseekers & employers come together. Need a job? Let employers find you. Need Staff Now? Search best candidates. Free - just quality candidates & Artistic Worth An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor." RSM CUSTOMS Laser Engraving Offering Engraving Services for: PROMOTIONAL GIFTS COMPANY LOGOS EVENT PLANNING TOOLS TROPHIES SCHOOLS MEDICAL AVIATION MILITARY FIREARMS POLICE/FIRE DEPARTMENTS ANNIVERSARIES WEDDINGS BIRTHDAYS GRADUATIONS MEMORIALS VETERANS Desiree For Pricing & More Info desiree@rsmcustoms.com 807 E. Main St. Genoa, IL Thu-Sat 10am-6pm from your friends at the Orange Peel Gazzette! Wanda Anderson OWNER RSM Custom Gunworks 807 E. Main St. Genoa, IL Thursday-Saturday 10am-6pm % OFF with this Coupon! Discount Applies To Labor Or Custom Work Cerakote and Gunsmithing Available visit our website: IL Conceal and Carry Classes Available Call Any Time! Barb City Upholstery FurnIturE, Boat SEatS - Fr EE EStImatES or Now With 2 Locations- DeKalb & Workshop In Lee! 1303 E. Lincoln Hwy. DeKalb, IL (Corner of Dodge Ave. & Rt. 38) Randy Holle Broker - Owner WE BUY GUNS! Randy Holle Real Estate Mr. 4% Commission Now Listing Farms Cell (815) Fax (815) randyholle1962@hotmail.com
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3 orange PeeL GaZeTTe - DeKalb County edition Advertising starts At Just $24 per issue! contact Tim at opgads@gmail.com Page 3 Some Thoughts for the Day I have crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I have all but rubbed it out. If you understand something today, it must be obsolete. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. When I was born...the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father...i'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Famous Quotes Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C. I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss Universe contest The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean, 1934 World Football Series There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment, 1977 That's an amazing invention but who would ever want to use one of the? Rutherford Hayes, President of USA, commented on the Telephone, 1877 If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Dick Cavett Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious. Alan Winter Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country. Ian Rush The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important. Bobby Robson G & L AUTO REPAIR Sin]_ 1979 G_r[l^ H. Will_y Owner 1310 S. 4 th St D_K[l\, IL gl[uto@[ol.]om Prof_ssion[l S_rvi]_ with [ P_rson[l Tou]h General auto repair, Brakes, welding, starting systems, Carburators, Classics, Ri^ing Mow_r R_p[ir Br[n^ Support P[rts & S_rvi]_ Danielsen Lawn Care Squeezing the Sycamore, IL life out of high prices! We Provide the Following Service's: Mowing,Trimming,Fall & Spring Clean up, Leaf and Snow Removal Steven R Danielsen (Owner) Free Estimates! Fully Insured Walk-In Hours: Mon, Wed, Fri 9am - 5pm Frank atkinson / owner - aws Certified Weld Repair Custom Work Torch Ser vices 4998 Leland Road Ph: (815) Waterman, IL Cell: (630) Melissa Martin Making Magical Vacations Travel magicalvacationsbymelissa@gmail.com FREE planning services for all Disney destinations All Planning services are complimentary Minimal deposit with a personalized payment plan Trip monitoring for additional discounts Melissa is an authorized Disney vacation planner, customizing each trip to your families needs. Call First on Tue, Thurs, Sat
4 Page 4 orange PeeL GaZeTTe - DeKalb County edition Connecting Customers and Businesses...That s what we Do Best! Dekalb County 12/27 New Year s Eve Celebration 11:30 a.m. Special lunch with partner Voluntary Action Center at FVCC 1406 Suydam Rd, Sandwich, Suggested donation $6 1/5 Chicken supper--kingston U.M. Church, 5 and 6:15. Carry-outs and gift certs. avail. Adults $ opgads@gmail.com to get your Dekalb County event included in our list at no cost! Do you want to give back to you community? Dekalb Club 55 Needle-workers invite you to join them for fun, fellowship, community projects and needle working. All of their efforts go to support local schools, We Care Pregnancy Center, and area nursing homes. Location: 330 Grove Street, DeKalb Time: Mondays at 1:00p.m. For additional information please call Diana at Stress Management How heavy is a glass of water? The absolute weight doesn't matter - it depends on how long you try to hold it. If you hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If you hold it for an hour, you'll have an ache in your arm. If you hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer you hold it, the heavier it becomes. That's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can. Relax; pick them up later after you've rested. Life is short. Enjoy it! Murphy's Laws on Computers - As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one. - You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all. - The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up. - There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet. - Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it. KINGSTON MUTUAL Kingston Mutual Insurance Company 420 West Main Street Genoa, IL Complete Farm and Home Coverage Since 1885 Awe Insurance Agency Genoa (815) Gallagher, Dillon, Friedlund DeKalb (815) & Associates IL. Alliance Agency, Inc. Marengo (815)
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7 orange PeeL GaZeTTe - DeKalb County edition The hottest LiTTLe PaPer in Town Page 7 Dealing with the Burdens of Life. * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Never buy a car you can't push. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. (too true!) * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Marriage Humor My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better. Accepting E SCRAP Aluminum Brass Copper Stainless Steel Steel Iron Insulated Wire Batteries Aluminum Cans Siding STATE CERTIFIED SCALES CONTAINER & TRUCKING SERVICES Ecology Tech Inc Since M - F 7:30-4:30 Sat 7:00-12:30 TOP CASH PAID for Ferrous & Non-Ferrous Metals 1 Block E. of Rt 25 on Sullivan 336 East Sullivan Aurora Opee says, Your ad would look great here! Check out our website to see how little it takes to make that happen. Associate your business with heartwarming & humorous content!
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9 orange PeeL GaZeTTe - DeKalb County edition advertising starts at Just $24 per issue! contact Tim at opgads@gmail.com Tired Son A clergyman, walking down a country lane, saw a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look tired, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't approve." "Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water." Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience just a little, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!" "Well," replied the young farmer, "you can tell him whatever you like just as soon as I get this hay off him." Page 9 THE SPIRIT IS BUILDING! B U I L D I N G S Quality Post Frame Buildings Wishing you and your family an old-fashioned Christmas lled with lots of friends, festivities and fun. We are deeply grateful for your friendship and your support. Happy Holidays! pinnobuildings.com Give Our Advertisers A Try! Don t Forget To Tell Them You Saw Them In The Orange Peel Gazette! Department of Agriculture Representative An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field." The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA rep running for the fence, and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining at every step. The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!" for ManningFord.com Commonyms A Commonym is a group of three words or phrases that share a common trait. For example: car - tree - elephant They all have trunks! 1. year - address - scrap 2. trains - teapots - referees 402 MANNING DR DEKALB, IL Your Car! *Only Model Years 2000 & Newer 3. statues - turkeys - initials 4. rooster - barber shop - beeehive 5. picku-up - fire - semi Hours: Tue, Wed, Sat 10am-5pm Thu 10am-6pm Fri 10am-7pm 149 E. Lincoln Hwy Dekalb, IL Facebook: kidstuffdekalb 6. jump - swim - three piece 7. McDonalds - St. Louis - foot 8. mud - pot - coconut 9. rock - table - epsom 10. new - full - cresent Answers on page 15 22
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