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1 For the Week of: January 22 - January 28, 2009 ISSUE #377 Weekly Community Magazine ~ Priceless ~ IF IT AIN T BROKE Al Jones Ol Al ages another year this week, folks, so it is with caution that I evaluate how I feel and take inventory of such things as, hairs remaining intact upon my scalp and remaining teeth in my mouth. Now most years, I rely on friends and family to keep track of these things as they jokingly point out my receding hair line and talk about chipping in for dentures. But this year I got an unwelcome head start on my inventory. I was forced to make use of our medical system. I say forced, because I don t like doctors or dentists, nothing personal you understand. They re all very nice people. It s just that any time I ve had need to use their services, it has involved pain. I m a wimp. I don t like pain. So I generally avoid them to the extent of my own demise. PS3, X-BOX 360 ELITE, Wii, PSP AND NINTENDO DS UNITS AND GAMES, LAPTOP COMPUTERS, IPODS AND ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT ALSO BUYING: OLD JEWELERY, SWORDS, KNIVES, LIGHTERS, COKE COLLECTABLES, ETC. **We also buy Guitars & Amps** A few weeks ago, while consuming my dinner, I found myself biting down on something that was not supposed to be part of the evening menu. It was a piece of one of my own teeth. The next morning, I experienced a minor ache. But it was another day later yet, when my cheek was swollen out so much that my wife kicked me in the pants and sent me to get it looked at. By now it s Friday night, and my doctor is off duty, so over to the after hours clinic I go. Now one of the first things they ask you is, When was the last time you saw your doctor? This is where it gets awkward, folks, you see I m one of those guys that doesn t get looked at unless I m experiencing actual pain. I, of course, had not seen a doctor in years. They then stick that thing on your arm that blows up and cuts off your circulation to check my blood pressure. 174 over 99. (Continued on page 2)
2 (Continued from page 1) Now I m not sure what that means, but I was informed that this was high. I guess it s supposed to be something like 120 over 80. My mind flashes back to when I stepped on a scale that morning, only to discover that the scale was broken. I know it s broken, because I distinctly remember resolving to lose weight at the beginning of So I can t possibly weigh more in 2009, right? I mean the resolution should have looked after that right? I m convinced that it s probably the sterile environment of a medical facility that has given cause to my rising blood pressure. And if my scale at home wasn t broken.i d prove it. Home & Apartment Insurance Fire Insurance Property Estimate Evaluations Just give us a call! Main Street North, Airdrie, AB T4B 2B5 airalta@air-alta.com website: 24 Hour Claim Service Toll Free (Alberta Only) It s a few days later when I get in to see my dentist. Just as my doctor sees me, so does my dentist.. only when something hurts. Because it s been such a long while between visits, they have questions for me as well. Things like, Do you have any allergies? Remembering my low threshold for pain I reply, Yes I m allergic to pain. The nurse politely laughs and says, We mean allergies that might cause serious side effects. I reiterate, I m allergic to pain, and side effects may include, but are not limited to, me collapsing in a fetal position and whimpering uncontrollably. After an X-ray and some drilling and stuffing, I was out of there. But there is much work yet to be done, so the wonderful lady at the front counter helps me schedule another three appointments over the next few months. That evening, over dinner, my wife asks me how my dental visit went. I sigh miserably. Feeling sorry for myself, I inform her of what I have to look forward to. She just shakes her head, You know, Al, it probably wouldn t hurt if you didn t always wait until something is wrong before you look after it. It s not their fault it hurts.it s yours. She, of course, is right. And now that I m getting to an age where I can t ignore things as much as I want to, perhaps I ll heed those words. Like it or not, I ve come to realize that my attitude of, If it ain t broke.don t fix it, will have to be set aside for more of a preventative maintenance approach to life. I resolve to start immediately. So the next thing I m going to do after finishing this page.is go shopping for a new scale. Page 2
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