NORWAY S THEATER Laurane : the baby, Sweety Pie/ Maggie, 5 years old Axelle : the child, Eva, 11 years old Manon : the teenager, Jessica, 16 years old Charlotte : the mother, Karen, 45 years old Florie : the Grand- mother, Nicolette, 80 abs Introduction Manon : Good evening everybody! We are the family Smith! (Manon montre chaque personne qu elle va présenter et la personne s avance d un pas.) This is my baby sister named Maggie, but we call her Sweety Pie and between us I m not sure that it s a good nickname for her because she s a little devil! She s my other little sister Eva. She s nice but she always wants to copy my style! She, she s my mum, Karen. She always defend my sisters But she stills my mother. Now, let me introduce you my Grand- ma who give me amazing advices! What a pity that all she can do is knitting! And the best for the end the best girl in the world : me! Scene number 1 (musique de bébé, Ilona un monde parfait. Tout le monde sort sauf Jessica et Maggie. Jessica écris un sms. Maggie est en train de déchirer un tee- shirt avec un ciseau et porte le tee- shirt) Maggie : Jessicaaaaaa! Jessie! Look at my new costume! Jessica : (sans vraiment regarder) wonderful!... Oh my gosh! It s my favorite tee- shirt! Maggie : Now it s my mine!!!! Jessica : What have you done? Put it back and give it to me RIGHT NOW! Maggie : (qui coure dans tous les sens) Never! I m an artist! Jessica : Go to hell! (Elle donne une giffle a Maggie qui se met a hurler)
Maggie : Mummy. Jessica hit me! (Karen entre en scène) Karen : What? (elle serre Maggie dans ses bras) Don t cry my baby! JESSICA! Come here! (Jessica traîne des pieds) And quickly! Jessica : Yes mum? Karen : Did you hit your sister? Jessica : Yes, she only had what she deserve! Karen : Don t say that! She s litlle! Jessica : But she turm my tee- shirt! Maggie : I m hurting! (Maggie hurle en pleurant) Karen : Oh my poor Sweetie pie.. Come here! (La prend dans ses bras) Jessica : Monster pie! (tire la langue à Maggie) It was my favorite!!! Karen : Enough! You have other clothes, you could open a store clothes soon! I want you to appologize! Jessica : NEVER! It s so unfair! Karen : Go go go! Just go in your room! (Maggie sourit fière d elle et montre a tout le monde le tee- shirt, Jessica s en va) Scene number 2 (Musique : Justin Bieber «Baby».Jessica rentre dans sa chambre et voit Eva avec un miroir. Elle se retourne et elle est barbouillée de rouge à lèvre. Elle tient un rouge à lèvre tout cassé et a des chaussures beaucoup trop grandes.) Eva : Hello you! We re twins now! Jessica : I m dreaming! My stuffs! On you! Eva : Yes we are twins. But I m the beautiful one! Jessica : Let me laugh That you took my things this is one thing.. But that you re so ugly now this is an other one! Eva : It s not true! I AM A STAR OKAY? Jessica (s énervant) : Now give it back to me! And you will pay this gloss!
Eva : MUMMY? Jessica is mocking me L. And she doesn t want to lent me her stuffs! Jessica : You re pain in the neck! Karen : Jessica! Don t start! Stop yelling after your sister! Can t you be nice with your sister and be nice with her once in your life? Jessica : But she tries to still my make up, my clothes! What will it be tomorrow? My friends? Karen : Why are you so selfish? Jessica ; (s adressant a Eva) Naughty girl! I hate you! Eva (qui commence a pleurer) : Nobodys like me in this house! Karen : Don t say that honey! Dry your tears and go to make your homeworks! It will change your minds. Eva : I already made it! Jessica (marmonnant et imitant Eva) : I already made it! nianiana Karen : And if you took example on your sister instead of making the child? You are punished! No times out for you during one week! Jessica : Whaat? It s all her fault and I m punished? The worlds gone crazy! Karen : Now stop this comedy and go in your room again! Jessica : You don t even try do understand me! I m like a stranger for you isn t it? Karen : Don t speak me like this young lady! Jessica : I m totally fed up!!!!!!!!! i m leaving! (Elle commence à partir) Karen : And where are you going? Jessica : To the only person I love in this world! (Elle part en claquant la porte) Scene Number 3 (Musique ancienne : Edith Piaf. Jessica arrive dans une salle ou la mamy est assise, elle tricote. Jessica se précipite dans ses bras)
Jessica (en «pleurant») : Grand- ma! I m glad you re here! I m exausted! Nicolette : What happended my dear? Why are you exhausted? Stop crying and breath slowly.. Jessica : Can I stay here with you forever? Nicolette : Ohoh, and your mum?your sister? Something happended with their? Jessica : I don t want to talk about this. You could teach to me how knit?! Nicolette : Listen to me Jessie. If you don t tell me the problem, i twill never be arranged. Did you have an argument with your sisters? Jessica : You guessed well. But I hate everybody, not just my sisters! Nobody likes me! Nicolette : Let me guess You re feeling bad because you think your mum is not loving you like she loves your litlle sisters? Jessica : Exactly! And I m sick of it! Nicolette : Let me tell you something very important. If there is something which will never change is the love that your mum have for you and your sisters. You are all she have and believe me, nothing is stronger that the love in a familie. Jessica : I know But she s never defending me! Nicolette : But you have to understand that Eva and Maggie are younger than you. They have so much to learn again, just like you! Jessica : You should probably be right Grand- ma Grand- ma : And I am sweety! Now, if I were you, I ll come back ti my house to appologize and make an huge hug to my family.. Jessica : But you re not me haha! Nicolette : come on, you know what I mean! You could be painful you too little monster! Jessica : Oh! Nicolette : Now go before I teach to you how knit a scarf! Jessica : ohoh, I m leaving! I prefer fight with my sisters rather than knit with you!!! Nicolette : But you told me that you wanted to learn! Jessica : It s because I had nothing else to do!
Nicolette : Crowned you! Let s go to your home, I tack back you. I could say hello to my Family Smith! Jessica : It works! And grand- ma? Nicolette : Yes honney? Jessica : Thank you for everything. You re the best grand- ma in the world! Nicolette : I hoppe so! Honnestly, you re welcome. I m always here for the family. (Nicolette et jessica se font un calin, et sortent de la scène. Les autres montent et font comme si elles discutent. Nicolette et jessica arrivent dans la pièce, pour se réconcilier) Scene number 4 the conclusion (musique actuelle a la fin de la morale)