AUDITION PACKET ADDAMS
1 SCENE TWO: 'S BOUDOIR Revealig, ecig ith LURCH, ho holds his oil asolutely still hile sipes at it extravagatly Fight sir, ight like a ma Feel the kiss o my Spaish steel Ha Ha Ha Ha Foiled agai strikes LURCH's sord do LURCH pokes ith it O Dam your lightig relexes retais his sord eters ith a ouquet o yello loers Gomez, look Ugh Floers Who ould sed somethig so tasteless (reads the card) "The most precious git there is, More goodylicious tha gold, Is that lessig e call riedship, Whether e or very old" "Goodylicious" Who talks like this removes the loers rom the stems, durig: The Beiekes Wedesday's ried Lucas ad his parets They're comig or dier toight Lucas Yes
But Lucas is a oy's ame Yes Wedesday has a ried ho's a oy They oth look at Lurch Fially: It's othig, darlig Puppy love (hads Lurch the stems) Put these i ater WEDNESDAY eters, carryig her crosso ad a goose ith a arro stickig out o it WEDNESDAY Here I shot dier (takig it) Oh, Wedesday, that's lovely Wherever did you id it WEDNESDAY Pettig zoo Thak you, dear Come, Lurch e'll hip up somethig really special Ad this time, e'll actually cook it (shares a laugh ith Lurch) Oh, Gomez guests or dier Fresh meat They exit WEDNESDAY looks ervously ater them WEDNESDAY Daddy, I eed your help ith this dier Ca you keep a secret WEDNESDAY produces a rig rom aroud her eck O course WEDNESDAY Look
('S BOUDOIR) SCENE 8 ( is shoig ALICE the amily photo alum ALICE sips o her ie) Ad this is Cousi Helga rom BadeBade ALICE Who's that lookig over her shoulder Oh, o That's her other head She has to heads ALICE Well, you ko hat they say ( ad ALICE share a laugh, the turs to aother page) ALICE (sees the photo) Ad ho's that ma i the dress Oh That's Aut Herma Wedesday's ucle, tice removed I do't uderstad ALICE Well, they removed it oce ut it gre ack (turs to aother photo) Ad here's Gomez ad me, at our eddig What's that Our eddig vos ALICE 8
ALICE That's so romatic (readig) "We promise to tago at least three times a eek" or passio ALICE (readig) "We promise to tell each other everythig" or truth Everythig O course Ad you're still married More tha ever ALICE ALICE ALICE Boy, it sure does't ork that ay i our house Ho does it ork ALICE Well (rhymes) What's good or the gader is a ice quiet goose; I I told Mal my secrets, all hell ould reak loose Alice, I'm shocked What kid o a marriage is it here you keep secrets A log oe ALICE 9
SCENE 7 (CROSSOVER PUGSLEY'S BEDROOM) 19A BEDTIME STORY ( rides PUGSLEY'S ed as it travels SL) What's rog, my little cockroach I ca't sleep Why ot PUGSLEY PUGSLEY There's o moster i the closet (earily, her mid elsehere) I'm sure he's hidig someplace else PUGSLEY Mommy I have a Full Disclosure Yes PUGSLEY What i you tried to do somethig to someody ad you eded up doig it to someody else y mistake Are e talkig aout ayoe e ko PUGSLEY Well, I as talkig to Gradma eore, ad she told me Do't liste to that aciet oma She may ot eve e part o this amily PUGSLEY Is Wedesday really goa marry that guy 101
She might PUGSLEY Oh, o (the) Make me eel etter, Mommy Lie is a tightrope, my child, ad at the other ed is your coi (the) Better Uhhuh Thaks, Mommy PUGSLEY No close your eyes or the moster o't come out ad eat you up (looks closely at him) Pugsley Pugsley ( sees that PUGSLEY is ast asleep She strokes his head as) Sleep ell, my little vermi Your mommy's lie has alle apart ad she eeds to go aay or a hile Ad, years rom o, he your marriage collapses ad you at to ko ho put us all o the road to hell, you ca thak your ather (A MONSTER IGUANADON's eet, tail ad ially, head, emerge rom uder the ed ad alk the ed o) (to the moster uder the ed) Look ater my ay, ill you Keep him i harm's ay (The MONSTER carries o the ed, ad PUGSLEY) 102
SCENE 9 (PARK BENCH AND TAXI SIGNIN FRONT OF GATES) ( sits o a park ech, a valise y her side) So it's true I ca't live ith a ma ho keeps secrets (She lights the TAXI sig) There's aother secret I have't told you Huh What That you are the most exquisite, the most magiicet, the most desirale o all ome That's o secret No But eve you had a secret oce Never Ad i you're rog I ever am But i you are, hat ill you give me Name it 106
A dace Go o May years ago, he you loved me ad you ated to marry me, e came to your ather ad told him, ad he said, "Woderul, let's go tell your mother" Ad hat did you say Ho could I possily rememer hat I You said, "No She'll ask a lot o emarrassig questios ad reck the hole thig" That's dieret My mother as codescedig, udgmetal, ad ithholdig, ad loved othig more tha stirrig up troule Uh huh (realizes) Oh God, I've tured ito my mother Ad Wedesday is you Is't it oderul You did that like a layer [MUSIC IN] No, ust a husad ad a ather Not so easy I act, very diicult 21 LET'S LIVE BEFORE WE DIE LET'S LIVE BEFORE WE DIE LET'S LAUGH BEFORE WE CRY 107
Secrets [Rev 1/12/12] 09 Music ad Lyrics y ANDREW LIPPA ALICE: "Well 'What's good or the gader is a ice quiet goose; I I told Mal my secrets, all hell ould reak loose'" : "Alice, I'm shocked" [MUSIC] (cot) What kid o marriage is it here you keep secrets" ALICE: "A log oe" [GO ON] Faster Tha You Thik q»1 : (sug at pitch throughout) 1 Secrets are the eemies o passio Speakig true ill get you through the Vamp (vocal last time) P 2 simile day 5 Truth is ot a thig that oe should 6 ra tio 7 ut I thik you thik o it that 8 ay 9 Never keep a si iside the closet Alays give the acts a ightig chace 10 11 12
1 Ev' ry time you do, it's a de posit i the logterm lie o your ro mace 1 15 16 17 F Keep o se crets I you at him to re mai your lov er 18 19 20 21 Share all se crets There's a orld o thigs you might dis cov er 22 2 2 25 Truth is eau ty, he should alays ko ex act ly ho you are 26 27 28
29 Bare your secrets ad yourmarriage 'll e healthier y 0 1 60 ar 61 62 Playul Relax Gomez a dores me, ever ig ores me, alays has put me irst Ad, Alice, 6 6 65 66 67 68 69 i he should try oce, tellig a lie oce, I'd thro him out head irst 70 71 72 7 Keelig, he'd plead I reco sider Reelig, he'd quickly start to dro
7 75 76 77 Beggig me or leiece, ut at my irst coveiece I'd put him o the irst us out o to ALICE: "Morticia" Is Gomez 78 79 80 81 Without a dout tru ly de vot ed, ever misquot ed, al ays the pa ra go Ad i he 82 8 8 85 That's it exact ly told you a lie you'd hisper goodye the leave him to car ry o
86 87 88 89 Is there o room or some dis cussio I Gomez lied Is there ochaceyoumight or give : 90 A lie's a lie ad lies ca 91 kill 92 9 ad lie ca quickly godo hill 9 95 96 She kept a se cret ad she oud up o the guillo tie ALICE: No I see hat you mea
97 98 99 She kept a se cret ad they shot her ith a M Sixtee That's ot a pretty scee : 100 She kept a se cret ad she 101 102 oud up o the cov er o a mag a zie 10 She's quite the Philistie What's this oe The dace rou tie a a 10 ALICE: : 105
Dace Break 106 Faster q»155 Sig 8ths ~~~~~~ hihat igure 107 12 125 Drum Fill ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 126 Big Shout Chorus 127 æ 128 æ 129 v v v 10 11 æ Straight 8ths 12 1 ~~~ 1 15 16 17 æ
18 : Keep o se crets Wel come hoesty ith o re sis tace FEMALE ANCESTORS: 19 10 11 Keep o se crets No re sis tace su ƒ 12 The your mar riage is a lovig kid o co ex ist ece 1 1 15 The your mar riage, F co ex ist ece
16 Lies ad se crets, they're the sis that keep a hus ad rom a ie 17 They're the sis that keep a 18 hus ad rom a ie 19 : 150 Gom ez loves me he ould ev er keep a se 151 152 cret 15 i ~~~ his Move It 15 155 156 157 lie Nev er keep a secret Not oe secret i his Move It lie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
UST AROUND THE CORNER [Rev 1/1/12] 16 Music ad Lyrics y ANDREW LIPPA : "Well, I'm ot goig to ed up like your mother" : "My mother I thought she as your mother No, seriously" : You lied to me, I ca't live ith that : "Here, cara I eel the urge to take you i my arms : "Not Today" : "But cara " : Out [HE turs to leave MUSIC] Simple 1 2 : vocal 8v My daughter's gettig married, I ca't elieve it's true She p Vamp (vocal last x) 5 6 does 't ask her mo ther e ore she says "I do" Ad ho a out my hus ad I 7 8 costat, a ive This eveig's get tig se rious, these O hioas o't leave But 9 rall rall 10 A Tempo A Tempo
11 12 rit 1 1 U I ca't lettheselatesttroules ro me o my liss, or hei'mscared o true disaster I rememer this P 15 Sig 8ths 16 rit 17 U " U 18 Death is ust a roud the cor er, ait ig patiet ly to strike Sig 8ths F 19 20 21 22 2 Oe uplaed e lectro cu tio, that's the kid o ed I ca comprehed [SFX] 2 25 26 Whe I'm eelig u i spi red, or I eed a little spree
27 28 29 0 1 I'm re or koig death is ust aroud the corer com ig a ter : Coroer Get it Death is ust aroud the coroer 2 me p 5 6 7 Death is ust a roud the cor er, ait ig high up o the hill Vamp (vocal last x) F 8 9 0 1 Some oe uried i a av' lache That's the kid o gig I could really dig N r
2 Mar riage o te dis ap poits you, ot each hus ad is a 5 6 7 gem So, I'll mour koig death is ust a roud the cor er 8 9 50 com ig a ter them I lie's all 51 52 5 5 plums I'll mud dle through some But he death
55 56 57 58 59 comes A Tempo Straight 8ths I hope it's 60 grue N 61 some Hot cha Some 62 V people die rom pulic stoig, aulty irig, aulty zoig, cherry pits they did 't ko ere there CAVEMAN: It A Tempo Straight 8ths (cough) (cough) 6 6 65 66 V could e y a u gle cat A FLIGHT ATTENDANT: slip 'ry mat SOLDIER: Per haps a usuccessul love a air It A aseall at
67 68 69 could e i a speedig trai It could e u der a ter It could e too much o va caie Or æ Í æ 70 71 72 7 eve y your daughter BRIDE: SALOON GIRL/ FLAPPER/INDIAN: Per haps a ad mosquito ite Religious rite Why darligs, it might eve e to V CONQUISTADOR/ PURITAN: < < < < A title ight < < < < < 7 75 76 77 ight ƒ
78 Sig 8ths : 79 80 81 Death is ust aroud the ANCESTORS: cor er No oe's e ver ee im mue V Death is ust aroud the cor er No oe's e ver ee im mue Sig 8ths Death is ust aroud the cor er % No oe's e ver ee im loco mue : 82 8 [All ANCESTORS gasp] 8 85 Tur ig o a respi ra tor, ith a simple click scadalously quick F
86 : 87 88 89 I ca ace a e to ANCESTORS: mor ro i I make it past to day V I ca ace a e to mor ro I I make it past to day I ca ace a e to mor ro I I make it past to day N N : 90 91 92 9 P I eel good sayig death is ust aroud the cor er sit ly o its ay 9 95 96 97
98 (%) 99 102 % "The 12 cout Lit" 100 "The processio" 10 101 10 105 æ 6 6 6 Straight 8ths 6 106 6 6 6 6 cresc poco a poco Sig 8ths 107 Big Pullack 108 æ
109 Stripper Tempo : 110 accel straight 8ths 111 112 Death is ust aroud the ANCESTORS: cor er ad you have to heed the straight 8ths call V Death is ust aroud the cor er ad you have to heed the call Death is ust aroud the cor er ad you have to heed the call Stripper Tempo ƒ accel straight 8ths % Straight 8ths A Tempo 11 11 115 116 For your death is ust aroud the corer Happy eig oth the moured ad mourer Do't ask hy You ad I V Do't ask hy You ad I Straight 8ths A Tempo loco ä â l F F
117 118 Sig 8ths 119 120, Because death is ust aroud the corer com ig or us, V Say good ye ecause death is ust aroud the corer com ig or us, Say good ye ecause death is ust aroud the corer com ig or us F Sig 8ths 121 122 12 12 125 all V all all ƒ % Í D6 Harp Gliss ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ß [APPLAUSE SEGUE]
UST AROUND THE CORNER ~ PLAYOFF [Rev 1/1/12] 16A Music ad Lyrics y ANDREW LIPPA 2 1 Sig 8ths 2 (8v): 2 ANCESTORS: ä ä For your death is ust aroud the corer V 2 Do't ask hy ä ä 2 drum ill " " " " " " Do't ask hy 2 F 5 6 7 Happy e ig oth the moured ad mour er Because V You ad I Say good ye ecause You ad I F Say good ye ecause
Straight 8ths 8 Sig 8ths 9 10 death is ust a roud the cor er com ig or us death is ust a roud the cor er com ig or us V death is ust a roud the cor er com ig or us F 11 12 1 all V all all F [ATTACCA]