Fast Facts: Every card sets up a punchline with a banner on the front.

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2 Bring the celebrity of America s favorite comedian into your store with a hilarious new collection of greeting cards and gifts. Each design brings to life the popular humor of Jeff Foxworthy in a way that can be shared and enjoyed by everyone. Fast Facts: Line Size: 48 hilarious new designs Classic card size: 5 x 7 Colorfully printed envelopes Cards feature full-color interiors Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks Wholesale cost: $9.00/unit of 6 Retail: $2.99 each Every card sets up a punchline with a banner on the front. Order W728FX for a display of You Might Be a Redneck If for $ * *Includes $120 display for only $5! Display sells 48 Classic cards, 32 units of Magnets and 8 units of Magnetic List Pads. Comic illustrations by Ben Crane paint the perfect picture for each design Birthday BDT24590 If You refer to the 5th Grade as my senior year. It s your birthday Go straight to the head of the class! BDT24591 If You re driving the car being described by the police scanner Life s too short to follow all the rules! Happy Birthday BDT24592 If Your hobbies include scratching. Just itching to wish you a very happy birthday! BDT24593 If You need a police scanner to keep up with your relatives. It s your birthday have as much fun as the law allows!

3 BDT24594 If You ve ever been accused of lying through your tooth. You re how old?! Liar, Liar, cake on fire! Happy Birthday BDT24595 If You are famous in your neighborhood for your bonfires. Another year up in smoke! Happy Birthday BDT24596 If Your porch furniture used to be your living room furniture. you deserve the best seat wherever. Happy Birthday BDT24597 If You ve ever heard I told you it was loaded while staring at a hole in the ceiling. Have a blast! Happy Birthday BDT24598 If beer is iced down in your tub. Happy Birthday to someone who always has their priorities straight! BDT24599 If You set your shoes outside and the flowers died. But enough about things that wilt and shrivel! Happy Birthday BDT24600 If The No Shirt, No Shoes rule deeply affected your family. No rules, just fun! Happy Birthday BDT24601 If People hear your car a long time before they see it. It s your day to make some noise! Happy Birthday BDT24602 If Every pair of shorts you own used to be a pair of pants. Party till they cut you off! Happy Birthday BDT24603 If You ever cut the grass and found a car. Hope your day is filled with lots of unexpected surprises! Happy Birthday BDT24604 If Both you and your truck have serious emission problems. Hope your birthday s a real gas! BDT24605 If You ever got too drunk to fish. Hope your birthday s one of the best times you ll never remember! BDT24606 If Every TV show you watch involves ducks. Hope everything about your birthday fits the bill. BDT24607 If You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with. Have a whole heap of fun! Happy Birthday BDT24608 If You spend more time under your truck than in it. May you and your truck enjoy many more miles Happy Birthday BDT24621 urine (yer -en), n. and v. a statement to declare the predicament of another Hope urine for a very happy birthday! BDT24622 If You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle. Once you get to be our age use your belt buckle. Happy Birthday BDT24623 fitness (fit - nes), n. and v. to be able to wear a snug garment. Sending you wishes that ll fitness card! Happy Birthday BDT24624 july (joo-lî ), n. and v. interrogative regarding another s veracity. if someone asks your age, july about it! Happy Birthday BDT24625 If Your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company. Cheers to you on your birthday! 3

4 Birthday BDT24626 Odor (ô-der), adj. a comparative term We re all gettin odor, and that just stinks! Happy Birthday BDT24627 overt (ô-vert ), adj. and n. above or across a thing It s just a birthday get overt already and have some fun! Happy Birthday BDT24628 If You refer to your truck s ashtray as my savings. cleaned out my savings buying you this fancy card. Happy Birthday BDT24629 If You take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner. Ain t getting older a pisser?! Happy Birthday BDT24630 If You ve ever been scared to strike a match in the bathroom. The stuff we ve got on each other is explosive! Happy Birthday BDT24631 If Your earrings can be used as fishing lures. Another year and you re as alluring as ever! Happy Birthday BBT24704 isolate (î-se-lât ), n. and v. an explanation for extreme tardiness an excuse Sorry isolate with this card Happy Birthday BRT24609 If The FBI has pictures of your family You can t choose your relatives, but you can have favorites! Happy Birthday FRT24632 If Your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline. Just wondering how you re holding up? FRT24705 If The first words out of your mouth every time you see your friends are HEY Just wanted to say, HEY! FRT24706 recede (re-sed ) v. to visually perceive a person or thing repeatedly Long time no seed. FRT24707 If... You use the term off yonder more than once a month. Sometimes I just sit and ponder on how you re doin way off yonder Anniversary Friendship Belated Birthday Birthday Relative FRT24708 If... You asked for a business in the front, party in the back cut. Maybe we should try this maybe not. Let s mullet over! FRT24780 If... There s never space for a passenger on your passenger seat. I ll always make room for a friend like you! AVT24610 If... Your wedding day began in a liquor store and ended in a tattoo parlor. Here s to keepin it classy! Happy Anniversary AVT24781 If... You had a gravy fountain at your wedding. We go together like biscuits and gravy! Happy Anniversary 4 Encouragement/Inspiring Words ECT24709 enema (en-ä -ma) one s state of being Heard you were going through a rough patch enema hopin everything comes out okay ECT24710 If... You grow flowers in an old commode Hang in there, good things can come from pretty crappy situations ECT24711 If... You ve ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. I m rootin for ya! Get Well GWT24712 wrestle (res -el) n. and v. a period of inactivity. Two nights of wrestle do you even better! Feel Better Soon

5 Love Thank You Wedding GWT24713 If... The only blood test you ve ever done was at a police station Get well soon LVT24782 oblong (ä -blong) n. and v. a statement of being comfortably located. I know where oblong--right next to you! Love you! TKT24783 If... You think eating right means using a knife and fork. Glad I remembered my manners Thank You So Much! WDT24784 paradise (per -ä-dîs) two matched cubes for use in gaming Hope your life is paradise! Congratulations on Gettin Hitched! Make sure you add a bit of laughter among your list of things to do with these list pads. Fast Facts: 4 new designs Size: 4" x 9", 60 sheets per pad Self-adhesive magnet included Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks Wholesale cost: $5.00/unit of 2 Suggested retail: $4.95 each All sales final MLP61713 If You can t take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub. Magnetic List Pads MLP61714 If You ve ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container MLP61715 If There s never space for a passenger on your passenger seat MLP61716 If The No Shirt, No Shoes rule deeply affected your family. 5

6 Magnets Fast Facts: 16 new designs Two sizes: 2" x 3" and 2 ½" x 3 ½" Strong, full-surface magnet Wholesale cost: $4.00/unit of 2 Suggested retail: $3.95 each All sales final MGR31427 MGR31428 MGR31429 MAG67162 MAG67163 MAG67164 MAG67165 MAG67166 Ships automatically with every W728FX display. 6 B

7 MGW56159 If You need a police scanner to keep up with your relatives. $8.95 MGW56160 If Every TV show you watch involves ducks. $ MAG67167 MAG67168 MAG67169 MAG67170 MAG67171 MAG67172 MAG67173 MAG67174 Mugs Order W250FX for a display of 24 Mugs (12 units) for just $108! How do you like your coffee? If you like it with a good dose of laughter then you ll want to fill up on these fun designs. Fast Facts: 6 new designs Sturdy, ceramic mug is dishwasher safe Each mug comes in ready-to-wrap gift box Wholesale cost: $9.00/unit of 2 Suggested retail: $8.95 each All sales final Counter display: 20 W x 8 D x 19 H. Header H816 ships with display. MGW56161 If You ve ever heard I told you it was loaded while staring at a hole in the ceiling. $8.95 MGW56162 If You refer to your truck s ashtray as my savings account. $8.95 MGW56163 If You ever cut the grass and found a car. $8.95 MGW56164 You Might Be a Redneck Truck Owner if You work on your truck when there s nothing wrong with it. Jeff Foxworthy Verse $8.95 7

8 Retailers Rank Leanin Tree Cards #1 for Sales! Trust your sales to a proven favorite. Order your selection of best-sellers today. Contact your representative or Call today! Visit us in our showroom: AmericasMart in Atlanta Gift Mart Showroom 619A, Bldg #2 8 CAT FOX15 Leanin Tree Inc. All Rights Reserved Jeff Foxworthy. Used under license. All rights reserved. Art by Ben Crane