Goin Buggy. Master Script

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1 Goin Buggy Master Script Song: March in Music (CD) Intro Kalb Truong Waterman Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for coming this evening. We hope you enjoy our presentation of Goin Buggy. Song: Goin Buggy (CD) Boys in Mrs. Waterman s class dressed as whatever kind of bug they like. Girls in same homeroom are the lady bugs. K.J. Lee Waterman Ladies and gentleman, bugs everywhere Raise your antennas and lens us your ears Connor Waterman We re here today with a declaration Braun To solve a problem that troubles our nation Cody Waterman For years we ve been tromped on, trampled and sprayed Chung With every concoction from Black Flag to Raid Noah Waterman So, we ve gathered together now, one and all Duran We ve come out of the woodwork to stand proud and tall Elliott Waterman We re joining our forces to show all of you Jackson That bugs have feelings: we re sensitive too Patrick Waterman We hope a small tug of conscience you feel Grant When you learn that our woes are many and real Avery Waterman We re not the most popular species, you see Mclean Sandy Waterman With people just dying to have us to tea Jiang Jacob Waterman If we go on a picnic, people all yell Angell And we re not even welcome at any motel Isaac Waterman No, it hasn t been an easy road Walker Each of us bugs lugs a heartbreaking load 11 Ethan Paul Waterman To make our point in a most touching manner Here s that lovable ladybug Miss Lana Song: That s No Way to Treat a Ladybug (CD)

2 11 students are narrators, 1 is Miss Muffit and 1 is spider. The rest are fireflys. 11 Elliot Cao That kind of thing, I m sad to say Goes on everywhere most any day 12 Aneesh Kumar Yes, for every bug there s a sad, sad story Sometimes just insulting, but more times gory Miss Muffit Spider Evan Cichanski Kameron Bachar Jacob DePaola Joshua Mallory Connor Mobley Brooklyn Crandall Reidar Aageson The case of Miss Muffet comes to mind How she treated that spider was truly a crime Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Stuffing her face with curds and whey! YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, I ask all of you, what did she do When a nice friendly spider showed up that day? When that nice little spider Simply sat down beside her Did she say to him even one friendly word? Or offer him even one little curd? Get away! Get away! Get away from my tuffet! I don t want your friendship! Just keep it and stuff it! Just looking at you makes me want to shriek. The perfect word for you is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Can anyone tell me what I did wrong? Was I rude or pushy when I came along? No, no, no, no! Spider Reidar Did I have a single word to say? Did I even hint for a taste of whey? No, no, no, no! Spider Reidar And why did she shriek when she looked in my face? Would you like that if you were in my place? No! No! a thousand times no! This bug abuse has got to go! Our self respect is what s at stake! Won t you please give us bugs a break! 18 Rayn Ramzi Now we are going to prove to you, that bugs deserve admiration too. 19 Tyler Rands For bugs are really remarkable creatures And if you let them, they ll be your teachers 20 Anish Rudramurthy When people want light in order to see They call on the power of electricity! 21 Ronak Kothari People use poles and wires and plugs They do it simply. They re electrical bugs.

3 Song: Firefly, Firefly (CD) Honey Bee 1 Honey Bee 2 Matthew Dong Ezhil Karthikeyan An excellent trick, I must agree, Making your own electricity. When I fly home evenings, I could use that power After spending all day working hard at the flowers. Song: Honeybee Song (CD) Dancing Honey Bees Matthew Dong, Ezhil Karthikeyan, Payton Kujat, Jessica Morrison, Joey Mayo

4 1 2 Honey Bee 3 Honey Bee 4 Honey Bee s or Butterflys for the dance Layla Weltmer Say, your honey is quite a treat! I myself have a taste for sweets. Gavin Tell me, just how do you Honeybees do it. Dorschel Maybe we caterpillars could learn how to brew it Payton Kujat You want to know how is honey made by bees? Jessica Morrison Sorry! You ll never pry that secret from me! Joey Mayo I ve been asked for the recipe times without end I always reply, none of your beeswax friend! Masha Markin sniffing) Hmph! Making honey s not the only great feat Ben Paup Here is one that can not be beat: Payton Boyd We caterpillars start life as crawlers like me, Amrutha Venkataraman Reid Compton, Micah Mainard, Briana Martinez- Palma, Angehlo Morales, Selena Olmos Aguilar, Reagan Bigby, Jacob Wong Then change into flyers, quite lovely to see. Song: Fuzzy Little (CD) 22 Kush Bhavsar Now, folks, we don t want you to go away Thinking our lives are all work and no play. 23 Nolan Wang Maybe you d like to have a peep At what often happens while you re asleep. 24 Katrina Duffner We all get together and forget our woes With singing and dancing, and anything goes! 25 Nina Cone The katydids saw and the crickets sing; The crawlers crawl and the swingers swing. 26 Katy Olsen We each do our thing and we never stop At the all-night buggy-wug hop! Song: The Buggy Wuggy (CD)

5 27 Matthew Lou Now, that was fun, we must admit To forget our troubles sing and dance a bit. 28 Jasmine Nguyen But now, back to what we came here for The problem we just can t ignore. 29 Zoe Tetrault more militantly) Too long we ve swept it neath the rug And tried to take it like a bug. 30 Eric Zhang The time has come for bugs to take action, To state our case and demand satisfaction! 31 Haydn Nakashima It s time to fight for bug equality. shouting) We lift out banner for all to see. Lift Banner and all say: Join us in the great Bug-off to Washington! Lexie Savescu Evan Cichanski Waterman We ve been patient long enough! Now, we re going to prove our stuff. So, it s off to Washington we go To the highest court we know. 34 Jill Baxter Jillian McBride With our Bugs Bill of Rights in hand, We ll face the leaders of our land Song: The Bugs Bill of Rights (CD)

6 35 Congressmen/women Anavi Chakravarty Derek, Honorable members of Congress, good day! We bugs have come from a very long way, And we beg your kind attention To some needed laws we d like to mention. Bugs in this room? How can that be? () Why! This could be a catastrophe! () 36 Finn Dunne We re not the bugs you have in mind 37 A : 37 B Gisella Campos Olivia Cichanski We re the living breathing kind! Now without further ado We ll read our bill of rights to you! Colson Elliott Sidney Culbert Lindsey Grant The first cause we d like to promote Is that we be given the right to vote. For we were natives here, we claim Long before the pilgrims came And some of us, to be quite candid Were on the Pilgrims when they landed. 41 Hamudi Musazay With six trillion names on the voter rolls We d have lots of clout at the polls. 42 Kaya Nealis We d make demands and you d have to grant them We first insist on a new national anthem : The Beetle Hymn of the Republic!! 43 Stefanie Lvovsky We d demand that every child be taught Cricket as an official sport! 44 Conor Voigt We d demand that phrases like bug-eyed and don t bug me Be forever banned from the vocabulary 45 Jill Baxter We d demand that the BEE-bop and jitterbug become National dances for everyone! 46 Adam Edwards We d demand that each 9 th of May Become a National Buggy Holiday! 47 Congressmen/Women Owen Pringle Derek Now that we have had our say, We hope you ll act, and right away! Well, on that most important note, () I suggest that we now take a vote. () in favor, please say Aye. (Derek)

7 AYE! Congressmen/Women Derek opposed say Nay Nay saying Bug Eliot Cao Nay! (pause and look around) I mean Aye! Congressmen/Women Derek The vote is unanimous, We re glad to say! () The Bugs Bill of Rights is passed today! () Congressmen/Women Derek Yeah!!! There is one more thing we d like to grant as members of this Congress. () Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Buggieness!! (Derek and ) Song: Goin Buggy Reprise