Just for Laughs. Christa C. Hogan

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1 Just for Laughs LAUGH OUT LOUD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES Christa C. Hogan

2 Hi Jinx is published by Black Rabbit Books P.O. Box 3263, Mankato, Minnesota, Copyright 2018 Black Rabbit Books Marysa Storm, editor; Michael Sellner, designer; Omay Ayres, photo researcher All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Names: Hogan, Christa C., author. Title: Laugh out loud knock knock jokes / by Christa C. Hogan. Description: Mankato, Minnesota : Black Rabbit Books, [2018] Series: Hi jinx. Just for laughs Includes bibliographical references and index. Identifiers: LCCN (print) LCCN (ebook) ISBN (e-book) ISBN (library binding) Subjects: LCSH: Knock-knock jokes Juvenile humor. Wit and humor, Juvenile. Classification: LCC PN6231.K55 (ebook) LCC PN6231.K55 H (print) DDC 818/.602 dc23 LC record available at Printed in the United States. 10/17 Image Credits istock: axllll, (dog); eranoa, 7 (butter s arms, legs); Shutterstock: Aluna1, Cover (forest bkgd); anfisa focusova, 4 (bkgd); Andre Adams, 1 (door); Angeliki Vel, 5 (grass); ayelet-keshet, 17 (woman); blambca, 12 (boy w/ gum); Christos Georghiou, 4 (torn paper); corbac40, (window); Darride, 12 (popped bubble); Denis Kovin, 16 (poop); D.J.McGee, 20 (bttm); gnurf, 12 (top); GraphicsRF, (pasta s arms); HitToon, 10 (girl), 15 (cloud), 16 (donut face); Ilya Chalyuk, 5 (marker stroke), 6 (marker stroke), 10 (marker stroke), 16 (marker stroke), 20 (marker stroke); Jamesbin, 7 (ketchup); Jon Larter, 13 (dog); La Gorda, (pasta faces); larryrains, 6 (book); LimitedFont, 9 (W-H-O); Lorelyn Medina, 7 (butter); Memo Angeles, Cover (donkey, chicken, monster), 2 3, 4 (donkey), 5 (chick, monster), 7 (boy), 9 (birds), 21 (donkey); mhatzapa, 17 (mail); naulicreative, (pasta); opicobello, 13 (top); Pasko Maksim, Back Cover (top), 9 (bttm), 19 (bttm), 23 (top), 24; Petrovic Igor, 3, 8; Pitju, 14 (corner), 21 (corner); Ron Leishman, 6 (food, airplane), 10 (bkgd, woman), 11 (all), 13 (door), 14 (woman), 18 (girl), 23 (bttm); Rosu Aurelian, 7 (notebook, pencil); Sketchmaster, 7 (school bus); solarseven, (speech bubbles); Sunflowerr, 12 (bkgd); Teguh Mujiono, 17 (roach); Tony Oshlick, 16 (donut); Tueris, 16 (marker strokes); Vector Tradition SM, Cover (bkgd), Back Cover (bkgd), 15 (bkgd); your, 7 (clouds); Zmiter, 1(face) Every effort has been made to contact copyright holders for material reproduced in this book. Any omissions will be rectified in subsequent printings if notice is given to the publisher. CONTENTS CHAPTER 1 Not Your Average Book CHAPTER 2 School Knock Knock Jokes CHAPTER 3 Friendly Name Jokes...10 CHAPTER 4 Completely Tasteless but Very Funny Jokes..16 CHAPTER 5 Get in on the Hi Jinx Other Resources

3 Chapter 1 Your Not Book Average Don t you dare crack a smile. And don t you even think about laughing. Didn t your teachers tell you that reading is serious business? Just kidding! This book is meant to make you laugh. Or groan. Or roll your eyes. 4 5

4 Chapter 2 School Knock Knock Jokes Jokes Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup on your homework! Lunch. Lunch who? Lunch that paper airplane one more time, and you re in trouble! Teacher. Teacher who? Teacher to tie her shoes already! 6 Book. Book who? Book to the library. It s almost closed! Butter. Butter who? Butter hurry, or you ll miss the bus!

5 Summer. Summer who? Summer here and some are there! 8 Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you to keep your voices down, please. People are trying to study! That s easy! Spell. Spell who? Fun Fact Archaeologists may have found Europe s oldest door in Switzerland. Kids who knocked on that door lived more than 5,000 years ago.

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