Victory on the Prairie!

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1 The New Order Number 136/214 Founded / 2018 (129) Victory on the Prairie! Our story this month begins in a small town in the heartland of America the contiguous 48 US states at the center of the North American continent. If you take a map of the United States and fold it in half so that the east coast meets the west coast, and fold it again so that the Canadian border meets the Mexican border, the place where the two creases cross at the center of the map marks the approximate location. On May 5th a National Socialist businessman in this small, Midwestern town received a strange letter from a lawyer representing the local Chamber of Commerce. He was informed that the Chamber of Commerce would discuss a motion to terminate his firm s membership on May 11th due to discriminatory activity. He immediately rallied support. The letter was received on Saturday May 5th. By Tuesday May 8th just three days later the Chamber Board of Directors, and many prominent people in the community, including elected officials, had received a mass mailing from our Continued on page 4 These are only a few of the several new web-sites created during May.

2 Carrot and Stick Management by The Baron Thanks to those compromising photographs I took at the last office party I've been invited to submit another article. So I decided to write about the management style around here. One technique used by our Human Resources Department is commonly referred to as the carrot and the stick. Good performance is rewarded with the promise of eventual transfer to the Lebensborn project. However, in order to get the most bang for the buck (no pun intended), this only happens upon retirement after a long and successful career. Bad behavior, on the other hand, is punished with transfer to our Tel Aviv unit. (We don't ac-tually know what goes on there. Nobody has ever returned and told us.) Naturally, management tries to assign tasks to the people with the matching skill set. Even people with little or no skills are put to good use. After all, where else would we find our managerial staff? Creative, even desperate, recruitment measures are sometimes necessary. This hasn t been easy since the loss of Shanghai. But this hasn't stopped us. For example, even dogs, cats, parrots, and other family members play important roles. A dog is an office manager. 2 A cat is a receptionist. A parrot commands our own little Luftwaffe. Three burros sit on our board of directors. We even have a jackass. (Despite the fact he has only two legs, he does an outstanding job serving as our resident wise ass, too! His talent for dumb jokes is almost legendary). Thanks to our European roots, drinking on the job is not taboo. It is considered part of our social life and a cherished source of inspiration. Brainstorming with or without much brain, but preferably with ample alcohol is encouraged. It s also a lot of fun. All kinds of nonsense can be spouted without shame or embarrassment. One just needs to say the magic word: brainstorming. Preferably with a straight face. If possible. Photograph of the author

3 These are only four of the many such display stands that appeared in just one town on May 31st. In June this PATRIOT CHARITY project spread to several more towns. YOUR town can be next! Visit Or contact us for more information. 3

4 Victory on the Prarie businessman alerting them of the situation. A mailing that the local Postmaster, without prompting or even a request, helped voluntarily to expedite. It must have done the trick. Our protagonist was given five minutes to speak at the hearing. At the end of the five minutes he was asked if he had anything to add. He would then speak for another five minutes. This repeated several times. The Board then discussed the matter for fifteen minutes. At high noon its lawyer informed him the board had decided to table the motion. It is significant to note that the legitimate, local business in question here is not obviously NS. But when the Patriot Charity project was launched the local newspaper refused to print the ad, giving no reason. One suspects that someone in the know about who this gentleman CEO is must have pressured the Chamber of Commerce. But residents of what the liberal left now dismisses as flyover land are growing increasingly concerned over the problems that come with illegal immigration, drug related crimes and drug use in our otherwise idyllic towns. A town that is 95% White looks askance at the seedy characters who have been appearing recently. These citizens are bothered by lawlessness, immorality, pornography, the demise of the Boy Scouts and all the related gender confusion that has come around of late in the USA. The Chamber of Commerce incident has now made our resident NS businessman even more well-known and downright popular! A group of neo-nutzies marching in goose step with Sturmbannfürer uniforms giving the Roman salute around the local courthouse would not have much credibility here. But an effort to support local charities of the giver s choice does. Thus the recently launched Patriot Charity project. The project does not ask for money but rather encourages local citizens to donate to a charity of their choosing. There is no specific list of approved charities the choice is entirely up to the giver. To encourage donations a pin or a Betsy Ross flag are given to the donor as a gift. (The Betsy Ross flag is the first US flag adopted by the original 13 states in the American Revolution. The symbol is used to indicate that it is time for a second American revolution. It is time to rebel against political correctness!) The opposing parties in our town did not realize how well connected, intelligent, and capable an opponent they have in our local businessman. They are also oblivious to the inadvertent favor they have granted our cause. Whatever the ultimate decision, it will be a win for us. If they attempt to ban a business membership from a legitimate business that is not obviously NS on political grounds, the attempt will blow up in their face. Banning a business on the basis of the CEO s personal beliefs does not a free country make. Ultimately the publicity this will bring, specifically a mainstream community s support of one of the likes of our hero, will put our town on the map. Or, they can just ignore us and let us carry on with our charity-supporting cause, whose only aim to generate good will. The day after the incident our hero celebrated with family and friends. He is now pushing forward to exploit this breakthrough. His firm s local charity project was expanded into a division. Multiple new projects and web-sites have been launched. Future prospects are bright! 4

5 The FOLK COMMUNITY web-site series was launched in May. Its purpose is to promote good will and networking for both National Socialists and moderate patriots throughout the country, but with special emphasis on predominantly White small towns in rural areas. This web-site series is just part of a multi-pronged offensive. Other components include PATRIOT CHARITY, YOUNG FOLK, and other elements that cannot be revealed at this time. On the lighter side, NAZI GENIUS simply provides an element of humor. These newest web-sites join our rapidly growing family of web-sites. Last December 100 new web-sites in 36 languages were launched in one month alone, namely the REVOLUTION web-site series. Additional web-sites include politicalprisoner.info, israelboycott.org, antipoliticalcorrectness.com and more. 5

6 In Defense of Dumb Jokes! by Gerhard Let s get one thing straight right from the start: Dumb jokes are NOT dumb! Okay, they ARE dumb. But they are ALSO a great (not-sosecret) SECRET WEAPON! First of all, they drive folks nuts. In a crazy world, you have to be crazy to function. Second, they (at last occasionally...okay, rarely ) make folks laugh. Laughter is good. Humor is healing. Third, they make ME happy! And I m the center of the universe. My universe. (Let s be honest! Everybody knows they are the center of their own universe.) Fourth, dumb jokes are very useful for coded communication. Easy to remember. Sometimes SO easy to remember that you can t forget them even when you desperately WANT to forget them! Here are just a few examples: When a comrade s wife drove up onto the sidewalk in front of the police station and she couldn t get the car in the right gear to extract herself, his evil twin brother rushed into the police station to get help. Two officers came out. Both had names with symbolic significance. (We won't explain this here.) He concocted a story that his slightly beat up 25 year old Buick was actually a cleverly camouflaged Nazi flying saucer. The little old lady was a disguised alien from outer space (not Mexico) who had just gotten her UFO learner driver s permit. This UFO crash had turned out a lot better than that incident in Roswell, New Mexico back in No deaths. Even the vehicle itself wasn t damaged. When a comrade addressed the Board of Directors of his local Chamber of Commerce, he made an innocent, humorous reference to an alleged sex scandal involving wife swapping and orgies at the board's monthly meeting behind locked doors. Within minutes the board ruled in his favor. Coincidence? Brilliant tactical move? Blackmail? Part of a huge interplanetary conspiracy involving Nazi flying saucers, hot babes, and great sex? When a retired comrade makes the rounds and stops by local stores to chat with bored shopkeepers, he sometimes asks them for one last favor before departing: When the guys with the butterfly nets get here, please stall them for five minutes! The straight-jacket is uncomfortable. I'm not dangerous. The police know me. I'm on my way home anyway! Don't laugh! This actually worked! The last I heard, he s still running around town. Five minutes ahead of the guys with the butterfly nets! There s a method to his madness. And a madness to his method. 6

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