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121 Renfield Street, Glasgow G2 3AX. HOW TO BOOK: Online: www.paviliontheatre.co.

there are no additional charges. Paying with a Debit card will incur a Booking Fee of 50p. Paying by Credit Card will incur a Booking Fee of 5% of the total ticket sale.

Tickets will be posted to you if booked more than 5 days in advance of your chosen performance and an additional fee of 1.20 for postage will be automatically charged to your account.

1 121 Renfield Street, Glasgow G2 3AX. HOW TO BOOK: Online: (Ticketmaster Booking Fees Apply) Telephone Box Office: Party Bookings Office: In Person: 121 Renfield Street, G2 3AX If you pay in cash at the theatre Box Office, there are no additional charges. Paying with a Debit card will incur a Booking Fee of 50p. Paying by Credit Card will incur a Booking Fee of 5% of the total ticket sale. Online Bookings will be subject to a 10% Booking Fee for all payment methods. We currently accept: Visa, Mastercard, Visa Debit, Mastercard Debit, Maestro, Solo & Visa Delta as method of Payment. Tickets will be posted to you if booked more than 5 days in advance of your chosen performance and an additional fee of 1.20 for postage will be automatically charged to your account. All other tickets will be held at the box office for collection. Please note that the credit/debit card that was used to purchase tickets must be produced at the time of collection. (Please note that tickets can only be posted to the cardholders address). RESERVATIONS Tickets can be reserved for three days without payment unless alternative arrangements have been made. Tickets reserved less than 3 days before the performance will be held until 1 hour prior to the performance depending on availability. Please note that if payment is not made on time your reservation will be cancelled. CONCESSIONS For some of our shows we offer reduced priced tickets to the following:- Groups of 10 or more, Additional Needs, Children (under 16), Senior Citizens, Students, Unemployed, Services & Emergency Service Personnel, Carers. Concession tickets are subject to proof of entitlement. OPENING HOURS Monday to Saturday: 10am - 6pm, 8pm on show days. Sunday: 4pm to 8pm on show days only. TERMS & CONDITIONS OF BOOKING Full terms and conditions are available from our website. HOW TO FIND US: The Pavilion Theatre is situated on the corner of Renfield Street and Renfrew Street in Glasgow s City Centre, and is easily accessible by car or public transport. You can also find us and get directions using Google Maps, Windows Live Local and Multimap. PavilionTheatreGlasg Dates, Times & Prices in this brochure are correct at the time of going to print but may be subject to change.

It s the Fun Night Out for all the family.

Over 50 Scottish classic hits in one great show!

50. Family Ticket (Min 2 people) - 7.50 per person.

done in the best possible taste. Well maybe!

Strictly adults only at this show; if easily offended please

Dean Park Chris Scougal The best musical of the decade Sunday

Winner of the Tony Awards Triple Crown for Best Musical, Best

packed with heart. Suitable for audiences 14+. avenuequk.

30pm 30/ 25 Simply the best cabaret floor-show you will see,

From Sir Harry Lauder to International Star Andy Stewart, Pop

2 It s the Fun Night Out for all the family. This show has become a firm favourite with family audiences. Over 50 Scottish classic hits in one great show! FRIDAYS 8th, 15th, 22nd & 29th August at 7.30pm. All seats Family Ticket (Min 2 people) per person. SATURDAYS 9th, 16th, 23rd & 30th August at 7.30pm. All seats MADNESS AT MIDNIGHT. Saturdays 9th, 16th, 23rd & 30th August. All seats 16. Strictly for over 18 s. peterpowers.com peterpowers peterpowers It s Sensational Saucy Fun all done in the best possible taste. Well maybe! It s the famous Madness at Midnight show where anything goes! Strictly adults only at this show; if easily offended please stay away. 4 WEEKENDS ONLY! Dean Park Chris Scougal The best musical of the decade Sunday Times. Winner of the Tony Awards Triple Crown for Best Musical, Best Score and Best Book, Avenue Q is part flesh, part felt and packed with heart. Suitable for audiences 14+. Mon 18th to Wed 20th August. 7.30pm 30/ 25 Simply the best cabaret floor-show you will see, they are simply fantastic! Edinburgh Guide. Back with a brand new show for ladyboysofbangkok.co.uk Sunday 31st August. 7.30pm 23 (Conc. 21) The Swingcats Christian It s the show that will make you proud to be Scottish. An exciting tribute to the Legends of Scottish Entertainment. From Sir Harry Lauder to International Star Andy Stewart, Pop and Rock Sensations; Wet Wet Wet, Bay City Rollers, Frankie Miller, Texas, Deacon Blue and the man himself... Alex Harvey. Bands from the 60 s like Marmalade and Middle of the Road, from the 70 s Nazareth and from the 80 s... the Proclaimers... It s a sing-along show not to be missed. Thursday 4th - Saturday 6th September. Opening night special offer 15.00, Saturday 2pm , Friday & Saturday 7.30pm paviliontheatreglasg

The Real American Housewives will seem tame after this!

There is no doubt for me that he is the real deal. His accuracy had the hairs standing up on the back of my head. Woman s Own.

30pm All Seats 20 Leah MacRae Michele Gallagher Alyson Orr Nicola Park Sandra McNeeley With his very special guest Philomena Begley Join

his greatest hits and best loved songs. dominickirwan.com Thursday 18th September. 7.30pm 18.50 (Conc. 17.

The Financial Times The Smash Hit Comedy by Stuart Thomas You ve met the Housewives of Orange County, Beverly Hills and New York City - now

When Barbara from Bearsden finds out that an American TV Producer is coming to town to find The Real Hoosewives fae Glesga, she s on the

Featuring songs such as, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves, I m so Excited and lots, lots more this is sure to

3 The Real American Housewives will seem tame after this! Starring Hailed as the UK s most accurate medium Daily Mail Amazing Time Out Shows of this nature are for entertainment purposes only. There is no doubt for me that he is the real deal. His accuracy had the hairs standing up on the back of my head. Woman s Own. gordonsmithmedium.com Monday 15th September. 7.30pm All Seats 20 Leah MacRae Michele Gallagher Alyson Orr Nicola Park Sandra McNeeley With his very special guest Philomena Begley Join Dominic for this exciting anniversary show to mark twenty five years as one of Ireland s favourite entertainers, with a look back at some of his greatest hits and best loved songs. dominickirwan.com Thursday 18th September. 7.30pm (Conc ) Tenderness and fun, style and verve. And oh, what songs! The Financial Times The Smash Hit Comedy by Stuart Thomas You ve met the Housewives of Orange County, Beverly Hills and New York City - now it s Glesga s turn! When Barbara from Bearsden finds out that an American TV Producer is coming to town to find The Real Hoosewives fae Glesga, she s on the case, in this hilarious new comedy. Featuring songs such as, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves, I m so Excited and lots, lots more this is sure to be one hilarious night out! The Real Housewives Fae Glesga... a night not to be missed. Wednesday 10th - Saturday 13th September. 7.30pm - All seats (Conc. 16) Saturday 2pm - All seats Opening night special offer - All seats Starring Roger Dean and The Lazy Boys dannybhoy.com Ages 14+ If you saw the film Walk the Line then you will not want to miss this fantastic show! roger-dean.com Friday 19th September. 7.30pm 17 (Conc. 15) One of the most sparkling wits in the world. Montreal Gazette. A natural gift for storytelling combined with a razor-sharp wit. Charming, endearing and very, very funny. dannybhoy.com DannyBhoy Sunday 21st September. 8pm All Seats 15

What a great value for money show That ll Be The Day is. Not to be missed!! The Daily Mail. Prepare for an unforgettable night of nostalgia, laughs and Rock N Roll! thatllbetheday.

30pm 21 (Conc. 19) Friday 17th October. 7.30pm 18.50/ 17.50 The best singer not to record a Bond soundtrack was Lena Martell. Sean Connery.

He has topped the bill on the David Letterman Show and captures, with remarkable accuracy, each stage of Elvis s musical career. benportsmouth.tce @BenPortsmouth1 Thursday 2nd October.

00) THE OPTIMUM TOUR One of the biggest selling bands of all time Under The Boardwalk, Saturday Night At The Movies, Up On The Roof, Kissin In The Back Row, Come On Over To My Place,

24) This high energy concert is the must see show this season. So get those habits on, dig out your dancing shoes and prepare for the night of your life! FANCY DRESS ENCOURAGED!

OH Happy Day, Joyful Joyful, Shout, Ain t No Mountain High Enough, and many more! Sunday 19th October. 7.30pm 18.50/ 16 (Conc. 17.

Time Out This is the comedy of one who truly perceives human behaviour, breaks it up and puts it all together again in all its ridiculousness, to leave you with your eyes streaming

4 What a great value for money show That ll Be The Day is. Not to be missed!! The Daily Mail. Prepare for an unforgettable night of nostalgia, laughs and Rock N Roll! thatllbetheday.com When it comes to recreating the legendary sounds of the Eagles, Talon are unequalled Classic Hits Radio talonmusic.co.uk Friday 26th September. 7.30pm 21 (Conc. 19) Friday 17th October. 7.30pm 18.50/ The best singer not to record a Bond soundtrack was Lena Martell. Sean Connery. Lena has recorded over thirty albums, had her own BBC network TV show with twelve and a half million viewers. He has topped the bill on the David Letterman Show and captures, with remarkable accuracy, each stage of Elvis s musical career. Thursday 2nd October. 7.30pm (Conc. 16) Saturday 18th October. 7.30pm 20.00/ (Conc / 17.00) THE OPTIMUM TOUR One of the biggest selling bands of all time Under The Boardwalk, Saturday Night At The Movies, Up On The Roof, Kissin In The Back Row, Come On Over To My Place, More Than A Number In My Little Red Book and loads more. theofficialdrifters.com TheOfficialDrifters Friday 10th October. 7.30pm 25 (Conc. 24) This high energy concert is the must see show this season. So get those habits on, dig out your dancing shoes and prepare for the night of your life! FANCY DRESS ENCOURAGED! Direct from London s West End The Singers of Soul Choir and a full live band will fill the theatre with the sound of the Gospel hits from the smash hit movie Sister Act. OH Happy Day, Joyful Joyful, Shout, Ain t No Mountain High Enough, and many more! Sunday 19th October. 7.30pm 18.50/ 16 (Conc ) Live Nation in association with MZA present Ages 14+ IS IT?! Hilarious It gets no better than this... Brilliant! Time Out This is the comedy of one who truly perceives human behaviour, breaks it up and puts it all together again in all its ridiculousness, to leave you with your eyes streaming Comic genius Evening News, Edinburgh. jimeoin.com Saturday 11th October. 7.30pm All Seats Great Savings PETER POWERS tickets for 2the price of1 for all 7.30pm shows SPELLONYOU JOCK N ROLL 2 OFF FRIDAY 5th SEPTEMBER (If booked before 1st September) PVSINGALONG To make fantastic savings simply present the vouchers for the shows you wish to attend, or quote the reference codes below at time of booking. REAL HOOSEWIVES 2 OFF THURSDAY 11 SEPTEMBER (If booked before 1st September) PVGLAM TREASURE ISLAND 2 OFF ADULT TICKETS FRIDAY 28th NOVEMBER (If booked before 1st October) PVOOHARRR

The Celebrity Big Brother Winner talks us through

Packed with dangerously uncompromising comedy.

50 Robert Hamilton brings a new dimension to

A spectacular feast of dance and illusion full of

30pm All Seats 15 90-minutes of high-energy,

This sexy song and dance spectacular is an

s m a d d A The Fa m ily 23rd - 25th October,

14-20 Family Tickets Available apolloplayers.

5 The Celebrity Big Brother Winner talks us through his views on all manner of taboo subjects. Packed with dangerously uncompromising comedy. JimDavidsonOfficial Friday 31st Oct & Saturday 1st Nov. 7.30pm Ages / Robert Hamilton brings a new dimension to dance for the first time. A spectacular feast of dance and illusion full of magic and breathtaking choreography that will leave you on the edge of your seat. This show guarantees to leave memories you will remember Tuesday 4th November. 7.30pm All Seats minutes of high-energy, colourful outfits and a good-looking cast who will leave you wanting more. North West Evening Mail. This sexy song and dance spectacular is an interactive rollercoaster of a show. s m a d d A The Fa m ily 23rd - 25th October, 2014 A N ew M u sica l /ApolloPlayersGlasgow aneveningofdirtydancing.com All singing, all dancing, highly watchable entertainment. - The Stage Will set your heart and feet alight! - LovingLivingLondon.com Evenings at 7.30pm and Saturday Matinee at 2pm Family Tickets Available apolloplayers.com With Special Guests Norman Boyd & June McCreadie Thursday 6th November. 7.30pm 19 (Conc. 18) For forty years Sydney has packed the Pavilion. This years production is sure to be one of the best. Join us for this very special occasion. Friday 7th & Saturday 8th Nov. 7.30pm with 2pm Sat. matinee Fri & Sat 7:30pm: (Conc ) Saturday 2pm: 15.00

T.Rextasy are the tribute act who break all the rules by being brilliant.

rextasy @TrextasyBand Hear all of Bolan s biggest hits Sunday 9th November. 7.30pm 17 (Conc.

Colin and Derek have amassed a huge following around the world as two of the most entertaining and engaging

ld ever wish to see. derekacorah.com colinfry.co.uk Shows of this nature are for entertainment purposes only.

30pm All Seats 20 The hits and memories just keep on coming as mutli-award winning ROY G HEMMINGS and his 15

This is an all action show with some of the greatest hits of all time. royghemmings.com Thursday 13th November.

6 T.Rextasy are the tribute act who break all the rules by being brilliant. Danielz is an exact replica of Marc, he s uncanny. The Independent on Sunday. trextasy.com Hear all of Bolan s biggest hits Sunday 9th November. 7.30pm 17 (Conc. 16) Stars of hit TV series the 6ixth Sense and Most Haunted. Colin and Derek have amassed a huge following around the world as two of the most entertaining and engaging personalities, and exponents of their gift, that you could ever wish to see. derekacorah.com colinfry.co.uk Shows of this nature are for entertainment purposes only. Monday 10th November. 7.30pm All Seats 20 The hits and memories just keep on coming as mutli-award winning ROY G HEMMINGS and his 15 strong ensemble deliver a twin era of music that lives on and on. This is an all action show with some of the greatest hits of all time. royghemmings.com Thursday 13th November. 7.30pm 22.50/ Capturing the hearts of legions of fans all over the world, this feelgood show will leave you wanting more as Sandy performs Patsy s unforgettable hits including Crazy, Sweet Dreams, Walking After Midnight and I Fall To Pieces. sandy-kelly.com Friday 14th & Saturday 15th Nov. 7.30pm 19.50/ Wednesday 26th November until Sunday 18th January For further information go to pavilionpanto.com

Day Date 11:00am 1:30pm 2:00pm 6:30pm 7:30pm Wed 26-Nov OPENING NIGHT - 2 TICKETS FOR THE PRICE OF 1 7:30pm Thu 27-Nov 7:30pm Fri 28-Nov 7:30pm Sat

7:30pm Sat 6-Dec 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 7-Dec 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 8-Dec NO PERFORMANCE Tue 9-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Wed 10-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 11-Dec 11:00am

1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 18-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Fri 19-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Sat 20-Dec 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 21-Dec 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 22-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Tue 23-Dec

6:30pm Mon 29-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Tue 30-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Wed 31-Dec 1:30pm 6.30pm Thu 1-Jan NO PERFORMANCE - NEW YEARS DAY Fri 2-Jan 1:30pm 7.

10-Jan 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 11-Jan 2:00pm Mon 12-Jan NO PERFORMANCE Tue 13-Jan 7:30pm Wed 14-Jan 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 15-Jan 7:30pm Fri 16-Jan 7:30pm Sat

Stalls, Circle & Boxes - 20.50, Balcony - 18.50, Concessions - 17.50 Tuesday 9th December 2014 - Sunday 4th January 2015 Stalls, Circle & Boxes - 22.

50 PARTY BOOKINGS DISCOUNTS For groups of 10 or more, simply call the Party Bookings Hotline now on 0141 333 1791. Adults: 16.00, Concessions: 13.

SENIOR CITIZEN MATINEES 3rd, 10th and 17th December and 7th and 14th January - 14.50 SCHOOL PERFORMANCES Any 11:00am or 1:30pm performance Pupils 12.

2 Adults & 3 Children 87.50 2 Adults & 2 Children 70.00 2 Adults & 1 Child 52.50 1 Adults & 1 Child 35.

com 2 for 1 Offer This voucher entitles you to 2 tickets for the price of 1 Maximum 4 free tickets Dates: Nov - 26th, 27th & 30th (6.30pm only).

7 Day Date 11:00am 1:30pm 2:00pm 6:30pm 7:30pm Wed 26-Nov OPENING NIGHT - 2 TICKETS FOR THE PRICE OF 1 7:30pm Thu 27-Nov 7:30pm Fri 28-Nov 7:30pm Sat 29-Nov 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 30-Nov 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 1-Dec NO PERFORMANCE Tue 2-Dec 7:30pm Wed 3-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 4-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Fri 5-Dec 7:30pm Sat 6-Dec 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 7-Dec 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 8-Dec NO PERFORMANCE Tue 9-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Wed 10-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 11-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Fri 12-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Sat 13-Dec 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 14-Dec 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 15-Dec NO PERFORMANCE Tue 16-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Wed 17-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 18-Dec 11:00am 7:30pm Fri 19-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Sat 20-Dec 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 21-Dec 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 22-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Tue 23-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Wed 24-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 25-Dec NO PERFORMANCE - CHRISTMAS DAY Fri 26-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Sat 27-Dec 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 28-Dec 2:00pm 6:30pm Mon 29-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Tue 30-Dec 1:30pm 7:30pm Wed 31-Dec 1:30pm 6.30pm Thu 1-Jan NO PERFORMANCE - NEW YEARS DAY Fri 2-Jan 1:30pm 7.30pm Sat 3-Jan 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 4-Jan 2:00pm Mon 5-Jan NO PERFORMANCE Tue 6-Jan 7:30pm Wed 7-Jan 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 8-Jan 7:30pm Fri 9-Jan 7:30pm Sat 10-Jan 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 11-Jan 2:00pm Mon 12-Jan NO PERFORMANCE Tue 13-Jan 7:30pm Wed 14-Jan 1:30pm 7:30pm Thu 15-Jan 7:30pm Fri 16-Jan 7:30pm Sat 17-Jan 2:00pm 7:30pm Sun 18-Jan 2:00pm TICKET PRICES Wednesday 26th Nov - Sunday 7th December 2014 Tuesday 6th January - Sunday 18th January 2015 Stalls, Circle & Boxes , Balcony , Concessions Tuesday 9th December Sunday 4th January 2015 Stalls, Circle & Boxes , Balcony , Concessions PARTY BOOKINGS DISCOUNTS For groups of 10 or more, simply call the Party Bookings Hotline now on Adults: 16.00, Concessions: A small deposit reserves your seats with nothing to pay until 8 weeks prior to your performance date. Applies to bookings 20 and over only. SENIOR CITIZEN MATINEES 3rd, 10th and 17th December and 7th and 14th January SCHOOL PERFORMANCES Any 11:00am or 1:30pm performance Pupils 12.50, Accompanying Teachers FREE FAMILY TICKETS 26th and 27th November, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 9th, 10th, 11th December, 6th, 7th, 8th, 13th, 14th, 15th January 2 Adults & 3 Children Adults & 2 Children Adults & 1 Child Adults & 1 Child Box Office Hotline: Party Bookings Hotline: (For groups of 10 or more) Book Online: 2 for 1 Offer This voucher entitles you to 2 tickets for the price of 1 Maximum 4 free tickets Dates: Nov - 26th, 27th & 30th (6.30pm only). Dec - 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 7th (6.30pm Only), 9th, 10th, 11th, 16th, 17th, 18th, & 31st. Jan - 2nd (7.30pm Only), 6th, 7th, 8th,13th,14th & 15th. BOOK NOW! This offer applies to new bookings only and cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer or discount and is based on full priced tickets only, subject to availability. You must quote Silver241 at the time of booking.

Featuring such classics as Welcome To My World, I Love You Because, He ll Have To Go, Adios Amigo, Distant Drums, You Are The Only Good Thing, I Won t Forget

Thursday 26th March. 7.30pm 20/ 19 (Conc. 19) The stunning vocals of Andrea Pattison are backed by an all live 4 piece band.

the Stream and 9 to 5. dollypartonstory.com Saturday 28th March. 7.30pm 17.50/ 15.50 (Conc.

Join Maggie and her pals on a new adventure that will have tears of laughter running down your legs! Wednesday 15th April - Saturday 2nd May. 7.

00 Rob is the total package THE LOOK THE SOUND THE CHARISMA, and together with his fantastic costumes leaves the audience in no doubt that they are witnessing

Friday 29th May. 7.30pm 20/ 19 goldfishtheatre.co.uk sinabhat @goldfishtheatre Thurs 2nd to Sat 4 April, 2015. 7.30pm with 2pm Sat. matinee 20/ 17.

8 Featuring such classics as Welcome To My World, I Love You Because, He ll Have To Go, Adios Amigo, Distant Drums, You Are The Only Good Thing, I Won t Forget You, It Hurts So Much, Moonlight & Roses, Danny Boy, Bimbo, and many more, Al performs with an unerring similarity to the voice of the Great Man himself. Thursday 26th March. 7.30pm 20/ 19 (Conc. 19) The stunning vocals of Andrea Pattison are backed by an all live 4 piece band. Featuring Dolly s most celebrated material, from her early Country classics such as Coat of Many Colours through to her later smash hits such as Islands in the Stream and 9 to 5. dollypartonstory.com Saturday 28th March. 7.30pm 17.50/ (Conc. 16) Maggie Muff and her half-wit pal Big Sally-Ann are planning a birthday party in the pub. But, in the world of Maggie, things never go according to plan. Join Maggie and her pals on a new adventure that will have tears of laughter running down your legs! Wednesday 15th April - Saturday 2nd May. 7.30pm with 2pm Matinee Saturday Wednesday, Thursday & Saturday Matinee: 22.50, Friday & Saturday 7.30pm: Rob is the total package THE LOOK THE SOUND THE CHARISMA, and together with his fantastic costumes leaves the audience in no doubt that they are witnessing a truly authentic Elvis show. Featuring his very own The Cadillacs Band with The Sweet Sensations, Rob brings you a full evening of all the classic hits. Friday 29th May. 7.30pm 20/ 19 goldfishtheatre.co.uk Thurs 2nd to Sat 4 April, pm with 2pm Sat. matinee 20/ The iconic sound of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons recreated in this feel-good concert, featuring many hits from both sides of the Atlantic including Sherry, Grease Is The Word, Bye Bye Baby, Stay, Silence is Golden, Working My Way Back to You Babe Oh What a Night, plus many, many more Saturday 30th May. 7.30pm 18.50/ (Conc )

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2016 Pavilion Theatre Glasgow Box Office: 0141 332 1846 paviliontheatre.co.uk EXTRA DATES ADDED DUE TO OVERWHELMING PUBLIC DEMAND! Another Smash Hit Comedy by Stuart Thomas You ve met the Real Hoosewives