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1 Word Games: As seen at the 1939 world's fair Of course the word games was going to be Futurama themed. Better wordplay and jokes have yet to be seen on any other show. From creating two whole new languages just for background jokes to some very grammatically correct jokes, Futurama did it all. Add to that a likeable cast of characters, an unapologetically sociopathic robot and you have comedy gold. For example: Greeting Card: Bender: Greeting Card: Bender: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Mom: Yes, you've discovered my floating genetic engineering facility. Our experiments would be illegal on Earth, but up here, I'm above the law. [Laughs] Larry: Nice pun, Mother. [gets slapped] Mom: It's not a pun, it's a play on words! So, in this very very loose sense of the phrase word games, you will find some jokes and some entirely theme based rounds, with the whole thing not to be taken very seriously, much like Futurama. And if you don t like the theme, well, then you can bite my shiny metal ass.

2 Pyramids Bender: Citizens of me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past! [crowd cheers] Bender: Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land! [crowd cheers, then is confused] _ I am Lurr, ruler of the planet _ Persei 8 Telegraph Office The organic equivalent of rust To bring into order/classify Where Nell Trent lives. What the Dickens, eh? A common name for a carnivorous mammal in subfamily Lutrinae A group of annoying lightning scarred orphans For the last time, Homer Thompson, the federal Witness Protection programme you! Football, cricket, tennis are all examples of sports. Literally "one who stands before", "protector", "guardian" An exam that has lost its amatuer status? What s the magic word? Commonly recurring literary and rhetorical devices, motifs or clichés A small Aperture, not a Portal. Fish eggs A drop of golden sun _ is not equal to ma^2 or mb^2

3 The scarlet letter jacta est? The opposite of a friend by comparison, All else Part of a flower How do you like them? Somewhere between friendzoned and complete stranger A piece of furniture in which an infant is placed to prevent self harm Where sleuths live. Yes, I cheated a little. One third of a good comedy along with trains and automobiles Black boxes containing sarcastic orange cats Caused by a right angle between the sun and the moon Half goat god of the forest 150! How many can the ship withstand? Well it s a spaceship, so I d say anywhere between 0 and 1. Mr. I._.Freely _ Pirate yes Grammatical conjunction / electrical gate Perform repeatedly in an aquatic vehicle albeit gently. The liquid extracted from the mashing process during the brewing of beer Deliver (a punch) Facilitated by the pituitary gland Hakuna Matata? No, I don t have an unhealthy obsession In layman terms, exhibition of paintings.yes, another little cheat. What a sailor on the skin could exclaim. Sorry. KHAAAAAAAAN! Melt, defrost Head covering or tipping instrument about 2.47 acres. Preparation _ or Chocolate Ice cream

4 Hermes-isms Bender: We're going to fight to legalize it right here. Hermes: Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it! Amy: We're talking about robosexual marriage. Hermes: We're talkin' about lots of stuff. One of the running gags through the show, Hermes' basic catchphrase is 'Sweet [something] of [some place]!'. The 'something' and the 'some place' usually rhyme. For example: Sweet dodo of Lesotho! For the below examples, I ve kept the something to be some animal. Try filling the blanks and then saying them in a heavy Jamaican accent, mon. Bonus points for making one on your own. 1. Sweet llamas of the! 2. Sweet of Manila! 3. Great cow of! 4. Sweet sacred boa of Western and Eastern! 5. Sweet of Santa Fe! 6. Sweet of Winnipeg! 7. Sweet of the Saint Anita! 8. Sweet Yeti of the! 9. Sweet squid of! 10. Sweet Robot Swan of!

5 Word-Morph Farnsworth: As a scientist, I can assure you that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. Changing only one letter at a time, get from the starting word to the end word. For example: break bread tread trend 1.Change GOOD to KILL 2. Change PLANET to GRAYER 3. Change CRAB to LEEK 4. NURSE to TIGER 5. SAND to BULL 6. GRAPE to WRATH

6 Ditloids Example: 6=W of H the E => Six Wives of Henry the Eighth 1. 1=DitLoID = B in the HB 3. 8 = B in a B = H of E in F 5. 1=LN = BD 7. 5 = L in a L 8. 2 = OEPN = M in a M = H of the A

7 Word Meanings 1. recalcitrant a) to have foreknowledge of events 2. abjure b) a difficult situation 3. prescient c) subject to whim, fickle 4. teetotaler d) lofty, pompous language 5. harangue e) person who practices complete personal abstinence from alcoholic beverages 6. capricious f) to reject, renounce 7. zenith g) unspeakable, incapable of being expressed through words 8. quagmire h) defiant, unapologetic 9. ineffable i) the highest point, culminating point 10. grandiloquence j) a ranting speech

8 Spoonerisms Example: Once Dr. Spooner raised a toast to Her Royal Highness, Queen Victoria, and proclaimed: "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" You see what happened here right? Dear old Queen was replaced with Queer old Dean. Try these out. Note: The above image is not a spoonerism, I just put it in because it was funny. However, #1 below is from Futurama. 1. You know what s the best part about the summers? Everyone is tetty much protally fitshaced. 2. During World War I he reassured his students, "When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flung out." 3. I like driving about the city in a well boiled icicle. 4. Mr. Orange don t tattle. His zips are lipped. 5. Mr. Fahrenheit was travelling at the lead of spite, to make a supersonic man outta you. 6. You know what I really like? Sitting around at home chipping the flannel on TV. That s the pun fart of my time there. 7. The bowel feast stopped and licked its jowls, before settling in a nosy little cook. 8. He picked up the space of aids from the floor. He realized he had just tasted two worms on Hearts. Hearts in Atlantis. 9. Booker read the sign. The shoving leopard leads the lamb away from the false one, it said. Huh. 10. You know, that s why I killed her. She kept pit nicking me about stuff like nicking my pose.

9 Wannabe Linguistic puzzle round The alien languages (Alienese 1 and 2) in Futurama are set of background jokes, appearing in the background throughout the length of the show. The intention of these alien languages was for its viewers to discover how they work and then decipher them, feats at which its fanbase have excelled. Technically, they are not 'languages' per se, but a ciphered form of English, or more precisely, Latin characters, since not all of their 'translations' are in English. The translation of some phrases and sentences in Alienese 1 have been given. Using these, translate the phrases that follow. For a meatier challenge, try the Alienese 2 puzzles. Alienese 1: Examples: 1. Translation: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 2. Translation: Six of the women quietly died 3. Translation: We could jeopardize six of the gunboats

10 4. Translation: Quickly pack the box with five dozen modern jugs Now, translate: Alienese 2: Examples: 1. Translation: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 2. Translation: Six of the women quietly died

11 3. Translation: We could jeopardize six of the gunboats 4. Translation: Quickly pack the box with five dozen modern jugs Now, translate:

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